Vinny
"Baghdaddy"
- Joined
- Nov 15, 2001
- Posts
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GENIE IN A BOTTLE
> >
> > While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle
>on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle
>and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?" "You ignorant
>unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any
>common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said
>"Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle
>forever." Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of
>the woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in
>my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!" The annoyed
>genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.
> >
> > The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
>Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and
>he had no health insurance. God is good.
> >
> > While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle
>on a beach and picked it up. Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle
>and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?" "You ignorant
>unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any
>common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said
>"Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle
>forever." Osama thought a moment. Then grumbled about the impertinence of
>the woman, and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three white women in
>my bed in the morning, so just do it and be off with you!" The annoyed
>genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.
> >
> > The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
>Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis was gone, his knee was broken, and
>he had no health insurance. God is good.
