General bullshit thread

[twelveoone]

WTF, alright no spankies smilies allowed

http://screen.yahoo.com/comedy-central/white-santa-megyn-050000226.html

what sayest thou Ash? on this important topic?

I was under the impression that billions of people don't dream of a white christmas.

 

[butters]

fox news doing what fox news does.
and the only ones gullible enough to swallow their shit will have already swallowed the first dump and be wondering why they're now supposed to regurgitate it. hell, that's too much of a thought for them - it hertz their brains so they'll just latch onto the bit where everyone's having a pop at blondie.

 

[twelveoone]

yo, butters
invisi-lips
cracked me up,
notice how I skillfully avoided comment on it in either thread

 

[twelveoone]

fox news doing what fox news does.
and the only ones gullible enough to swallow their shit will have already swallowed the first dump and be wondering why they're now supposed to regurgitate it. hell, that's too much of a thought for them - it hertz their brains so they'll just latch onto the bit where everyone's having a pop at blondie.

yes, but is sinterclaus racist? blondie certainly is, alright everybody into the brown hair dry. NO more Blondes.

 

[butters]

yes, but is sinterclaus racist?

depends - wot colour are the helves*?

*for tools everywhere

 

[twelveoone]

depends - wot colour are the helves*?

*for tools everywhere

Depends usually get yellowed sometimes browned. What does That have to do with General Bullshit?

 

[butters]

Depends usually get yellowed sometimes browned. What does That have to do with General Bullshit?

*pooh-poohs the all-shades-of-brown compression and asks 'where's the white pooh? you don't see the white pooh on the streets like you used ta'*

 

[twelveoone]

*pooh-poohs the all-shades-of-brown compression and asks 'where's the white pooh? you don't see the white pooh on the streets like you used ta'*

shit, outside my window there is a ton of it.
I am not dreaming of a white Christmas.

 

[butters]

shit, outside my window there is a ton of it.
I am not dreaming of a white Christmas.

dogs
bones
buried
thrones
i dream of genie
and dr who at xmas
and absent friends
loved ones
i shit you not

 

[bogusagain]

Bah humbug!

 

[twelveoone]

Bah humbug!

hum buggery ok
this is a no spankee thread

 

[butters]

hum buggery ok
this is a no spankee thread

no spankee, but can we bum hug?

 

[twelveoone]

no spankee, but can we bum hug?

looks like you got the bum's rush, in the invocation of the mods, oh maybe it was active mods, no matter how inactive they be. Or, how inattentive they often are? Back in 2004, Miss Precise had a cluster fuck in the MIP nominations 8 noms for 5 positions, and had to take it upon herself to narrow it down to 5, needless to say created some friction. The problem was compounded by the fact THAT IT CLEARLY STATED ONLY THE FIRST NAME WOULD BE CONSIDERED. And most people in the rush to niceness insisted on lists as they did not want to leave anybody out. Tara Blackwood was under the impression that something like 5-6 people had nominated here, really two under the rules. Still the two qualified as a tie. Her and annaswirls dropped out after a bid was made to reinstate them after the voting had started. I with my massive ego, and being one of the few here that actually read, remained coming in last, probably because I did not bother to vote for myself with the massive amount of ALTS that I could easily have generated.
Everybody lived happily ever after.

 

[Ashesh9]

Reply

WTF, alright no spankies smilies allowed

http://screen.yahoo.com/comedy-central/white-santa-megyn-050000226.html

what sayest thou Ash? on this important topic?

I was under the impression that billions of people don't dream of a white christmas.

12-oh-1 , come 'n enjoy a bright Brown skinned Diwali in India with more'n a billion participatin' !!

 

[butters]

bum's rush? nah

anyways, this (stolen from the GB) is just the best thing to put a smile on faces. and if it doesn't, you're already dead!

https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ptoggl3H1re3wmmo1_250.gif

 

[champagne1982]

bum's rush? nah

anyways, this (stolen from the GB) is just the best thing to put a smile on faces. and if it doesn't, you're already dead!

https://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ptoggl3H1re3wmmo1_250.gif

Best gif ever! Just as long as that's not bullshit he's giving the kitty!

 

[butters]

Best gif ever! Just as long as that's not bullshit he's giving the kitty!

or teaching it bad language the mog believes to be a polite request

 

[twelveoone]

12-oh-1 , come 'n enjoy a bright Brown skinned Diwali in India with more'n a billion participatin' !!

would love to, this time of year, tired of smashing killer icicles off the house
Hey, wait Diwali's over. What you got happening Dec. to Feb.?

 

[theognis]

Interesting

I wonder if either Kelly or Stewart know about Zwarte Piet:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet

"Zwarte Piet (pronounced ['zʋɑrtə pit], "Black Pete") is the companion of Saint Nicholas (Dutch: Sinterklaas from which the American figure of Santa Claus is derived) in the folklore of the Low Countries."

I also wonder if they know St. Nicholas was Greek, and almost certainly Caucasian:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas

"Saint Nicholas (Greek: Ἅγιος Νικόλαος, Hagios Nikólaos, Latin: Sanctus Nicolaus); (15 March 270 – 6 December 343),[3][4] also called Nikolaos of Myra, was a historic 4th-century Christian saint and Greek[5] Bishop of Myra (Demre, part of modern-day Turkey) in Lycia."

 

[twelveoone]

I wonder if either Kelly or Stewart know about Zwarte Piet:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet

"Zwarte Piet (pronounced ['zʋɑrtə pit], "Black Pete") is the companion of Saint Nicholas (Dutch: Sinterklaas from which the American figure of Santa Claus is derived) in the folklore of the Low Countries."

I also wonder if they know St. Nicholas was Greek, and almost certainly Caucasian:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas

"Saint Nicholas (Greek: Ἅγιος Νικόλαος, Hagios Nikólaos, Latin: Sanctus Nicolaus); (15 March 270 – 6 December 343),[3][4] also called Nikolaos of Myra, was a historic 4th-century Christian saint and Greek[5] Bishop of Myra (Demre, part of modern-day Turkey) in Lycia."

Sinterklaas: interesting read a whole discussion on is "Black Pete" racist. With pictures of kids in blackface. "Why yes the Dutch had black servants" and then a long involved blah, blah. True the Dutch were slavers and their behaviour in South African was a bit Boerish. But, since I assume the fat bastard comes down chimneys in the Netherlands, he must have been proceeded by a chimney sweep to clear the way. Poor kids may have been more expendable than slaves.

The Chimney Sweeper: When my mother died I was very young
By William Blake
When my mother died I was very young,
And my father sold me while yet my tongue
Could scarcely cry " 'weep! 'weep! 'weep! 'weep!"
So your chimneys I sweep & in soot I sleep.

There's little Tom Dacre, who cried when his head
That curled like a lamb's back, was shaved, so I said,
"Hush, Tom! never mind it, for when your head's bare,
You know that the soot cannot spoil your white hair."

And so he was quiet, & that very night,
As Tom was a-sleeping he had such a sight!
That thousands of sweepers, Dick, Joe, Ned, & Jack,
Were all of them locked up in coffins of black;

And by came an Angel who had a bright key,
And he opened the coffins & set them all free;
Then down a green plain, leaping, laughing they run,
And wash in a river and shine in the Sun.

Then naked & white, all their bags left behind,
They rise upon clouds, and sport in the wind.
And the Angel told Tom, if he'd be a good boy,
He'd have God for his father & never want joy.

And so Tom awoke; and we rose in the dark
And got with our bags & our brushes to work.
Though the morning was cold, Tom was happy & warm;
So if all do their duty, they need not fear harm.

Bill didn't mention Pete, so I could be wrong.

 

[theognis]

Sinterklaas: interesting read a whole discussion on is "Black Pete" racist. With pictures of kids in blackface. "Why yes the Dutch had black servants" and then a long involved blah, blah. True the Dutch were slavers and their behaviour in South African was a bit Boerish. But, since I assume the fat bastard comes down chimneys in the Netherlands, he must have been proceeded by a chimney sweep to clear the way. Poor kids may have been more expendable than slaves.

The Chimney Sweeper: When my mother died I was very young
By William Blake
When my mother died I was very young,
And my father sold me while yet my tongue
Could scarcely cry " 'weep! 'weep! 'weep! 'weep!"
So your chimneys I sweep & in soot I sleep.

There's little Tom Dacre, who cried when his head
That curled like a lamb's back, was shaved, so I said,
"Hush, Tom! never mind it, for when your head's bare,
You know that the soot cannot spoil your white hair."

And so he was quiet, & that very night,
As Tom was a-sleeping he had such a sight!
That thousands of sweepers, Dick, Joe, Ned, & Jack,
Were all of them locked up in coffins of black;

And by came an Angel who had a bright key,
And he opened the coffins & set them all free;
Then down a green plain, leaping, laughing they run,
And wash in a river and shine in the Sun.

Then naked & white, all their bags left behind,
They rise upon clouds, and sport in the wind.
And the Angel told Tom, if he'd be a good boy,
He'd have God for his father & never want joy.

And so Tom awoke; and we rose in the dark
And got with our bags & our brushes to work.
Though the morning was cold, Tom was happy & warm;
So if all do their duty, they need not fear harm.

Bill didn't mention Pete, so I could be wrong.

It hadn't occurred to me that one of Zwarte Piet's jobs could be to clean the chimney before Sinterklass descends. Maybe that's why he's black. Uh oh, I think I may be treading on dangerous ground. But I'm blaming it on you if I am, twelve.

 

[twelveoone]

It hadn't occurred to me that one of Zwarte Piet's jobs could be to clean the chimney before Sinterklass descends. Maybe that's why he's black. Uh oh, I think I may be treading on dangerous ground. But I'm blaming it on you if I am, twelve.

laughs, everybody does

 

[bogusagain]

I wonder if either Kelly or Stewart know about Zwarte Piet:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet

"Zwarte Piet (pronounced ['zʋɑrtə pit], "Black Pete") is the companion of Saint Nicholas (Dutch: Sinterklaas from which the American figure of Santa Claus is derived) in the folklore of the Low Countries."

I also wonder if they know St. Nicholas was Greek, and almost certainly Caucasian:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas

"Saint Nicholas (Greek: Ἅγιος Νικόλαος, Hagios Nikólaos, Latin: Sanctus Nicolaus); (15 March 270 – 6 December 343),[3][4] also called Nikolaos of Myra, was a historic 4th-century Christian saint and Greek[5] Bishop of Myra (Demre, part of modern-day Turkey) in Lycia."

Zwarte Piet causes a race row every year in the Netherlands. Is his inclusion in the whole shebang racist or isn't it? The debate becomes more hysterical every year, mainly by Surinamers and white (so called) liberals. It is a white person blackening themselves up that seems to be the real problem so why not get a black person to be zwarte Piet? I've no idea.

Sint Niklaas day is on December 6th and Sint Niklass rides into town on his horse with his entourage. Christmas Day in the Netherlands is just a religious day you go to church and spend with your family. Though more and more the American Christmas is taking over, which, like the British Christmas, is largely a German invention.

 

[butters]

anti-bullshit

puts the biggest grin on my face every single time

 

[theognis]

Zwarte Piet causes a race row every year in the Netherlands. Is his inclusion in the whole shebang racist or isn't it? The debate becomes more hysterical every year, mainly by Surinamers and white (so called) liberals. It is a white person blackening themselves up that seems to be the real problem so why not get a black person to be zwarte Piet? I've no idea.

Sint Niklaas day is on December 6th and Sint Niklass rides into town on his horse with his entourage. Christmas Day in the Netherlands is just a religious day you go to church and spend with your family. Though more and more the American Christmas is taking over, which, like the British Christmas, is largely a German invention.

It seems almost anything can be considered racist by some nowadays. I see Steve Martin is even being accused of racism now for tweeting a joke that was actually pretty funny, in my opinion. This hypersensitivity, or political correctness as some call it, is really getting out of hand, if you ask me. There are far too many problems in the world worth actually getting upset about, huge problems, and people are focusing on minutiae.