General Board Awards

[TWB]

Tell Me.

At lit on this Board, who has the:

(Some of my initial answers are posted, but I reserve the right to amend, add, subtract)



Best Hips: KillerMuffin (in her av at least)
------------With Honorable mention to Perky_Baby

Best Sense of Humor:

Most Ducky personality: Perky Baby (a shoo in)

Kindest Posts: MissTaken

Meanest Posts: (I don?t like to be unkind. . . )

Best Lips: Alexandraaah

Most Obnoxious Posts: (Again, I don?t like to be unkind. . . )

Person you would most like to meet on a Lonely and Cold Dark Night when needing TLC (can be more than one):

Best Thread Starter: Juicy Lips

Most Sass:

Most Attitude

Best Black and White Avatar Showing a Guy and a Microphone Dixon Carter Lee

the most mentally unbalanced, emotionally disturbed Christ of the board.: Riff

Dale Carnegie Award *Bratcat*

 

[heterotic]

Best sense of humor is a real tough one. Dixon Carter Lee, Dillinger, Problem Child, Riff, Alexandraaah, many others... But for sheer volume of humor I've seen, recently, I think it'd be amishpope.

I hate rating people, though, because I always leave somebody deserving out.

 

[perks]

quit suckin' up I'm not sending you naked pictures.

 

[TWB]

Sucking Up

Perky: Quit your Sassin or I'll put you under that catagory too.

Besides, I like my imagination better. You are the one who asked (men) to post naked, deary.

 

[alexandraaah]

I resent that, flattering as it may be, TWB.

I am much more than a pair of lips.

I am a nipple, too.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I don't think you can double-enter, though, Alex. You've got to decide whether you want best lips or best nips. (You're a shoo-in for either category, of course. )

 

[alexandraaah]

I wanna win everything or else I don't wanna play.

A while back, someone told me, "Alex, life is fair."

What happened?

 

[TWB]

Alexandraaah: don't be so prickly (despite the fact that your sass is rather appealing and may land you in that catagory too). Lips and nips is all you have shown me (except the one with your toy).

*note to self. Never tailor a catagory to a particular lit member, i.e. lips/ducks, etc. It comes back to bite you.*


Hamletmaschine: You know Alex will kick my ass if I don't let her do whatever she wants. Oh, by the way, nice ass kissing at the end of your post where you said "(You're a shoo-in for either category, of course. )"




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[RastaPope]

I'm the sexiest motherfucker, here, mon. The sheer amount of PM's i've gotten from women is astounding. Even from the fishbin crowd who want to be saved.

But to all you Gaylords, I delete your satan-ridden threads before I even read them, mon.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[TWB]

There was no contest, oh bratty one. But just for you, I might edit.

 

[badasschick]

Should we be taking out full page spreads in Variety and HR?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[TWB]

What about the Sass or Attitude categories??

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm going to fucking win me something...

For Your Consideration

Dixon Carter Lee

"Best Black and White Avatar Showing a Guy and a Microphone"

 

[TWB]

You got it, Dixon.

 

[perks]

smooth bump superlative goes to TWB

 

[Guest]

Re: I'm going to fucking win me something...

For Your Consideration

Dixon Carter Lee

"Best Black and White Avatar Showing a Guy and a Microphone"

Damn, I should have gotten the pic of the stormtrooper WITH a microphone - I think I could have given him a run......

 

[riff]

Re: I'm going to fucking win me something...

For Your Consideration

Dixon Carter Lee

"Best Black and White Avatar Showing a Guy and a Microphone"

We have a winner!

But I am NOT going to suck your dick!

What about the pornographer asshole?

 

[riff]

I will nominate myself as the mentally unbalanced, emotionally disturbed Christ of the board.

 

[MissTaken]

Kindest poster?


Awwww shit, you haven't seen my posts as "Unregistered!"


(Just kidding!)




PS: nude pics are on their way!

 

[perks]

may I worship at your altar?

 

[riff]

You may worship as you please. Just don't crucify me too much.

 

[MissTaken]

You may worship as you please. Just don't crucify me too much.

I could worship you, Riff.


Or rather, parts of you!