Geisel Apologize in Advance: The Dry Rot, North Dakota manuscripts

[Safefunguy]

Readers of the world rejoice! Discovered in a moldy box in the subbasement of the Dry Rot, North Dakota library, was a truly rare find! Apparently the conservative types in charge of circulation found it too incredible of a find to share with the readers of the community.

However due to a general lack of better things to do, this reporter has unearthed this musing and has chosen to share it here for the general public to treasure. I can only speculate that the great author was bored and scribbling down thoughts. It doesn't take too much to imagine the classic inspired by this scribbling.

It seems that a certain world renown and beloved author penned some rather adult manuscripts in his bored hours late at night. This reporter's guess is that he drew inspiration for at least one of the musings from an encounter with the security screeners at a rural airport.

(anything in parentheses is assumed to be an observation of the person who penned the words found on these maunscripts)

It is this reporters hope that any other persons who have had the pleasure of discovering similar rare finds will choose this spot to share them with our other readers here.

As always, comments are welcome by pm. If you have come across similar manuscripts and would like to share them with others please pm me before adding. Thanks!

 

[Safefunguy]

Manuscript #1 - Untitled

(7:30 a.m. - Dry Rot Airport security queue: supervisor - Thom, and an employee - Sven apparently arriving late to work this day. Thom speaking first.)

That Sven again! that Sven again!
Why is he late? That Sven again!
I bet he stopped to boink his Jen!
He's always late, when he boinks Jen!

(Sven rushes in grinning, uniform slightly disheveled)

Dammit Sven, you can't be late, you must help me at this gate.

I'll try real hard to not be late, so I can help you at the gate.

(apparently Thom is curious about their doings)

Did you boink Jen at her house? Did you lick her furry mouse?

(Apparently Sven enjoys talking about these things)

Yes I boinked her at her house, yes I licked her furry mouse.
I'll try hard to not be late, so I can help you at the gate.

You're lucky Sven cause Jen's a fox! I sure would love to nail that box!

You're right Thom, Jen is a Fox, I know you'd love to nail her box.
I love to boink her at her house, I love to lick her little mouse.
But I'll try hard to not be late, so i can help you at the gate.

Did you do it in your car?

Yes we did it in the car, I have pictures, here they are!
You're so right Thom, Jen is a fox, I know you'd love to nail her box.
I love to boink her at her house, I love to lick her little mouse.
I'll try real hard to not be late, so I can help you at the gate.

Did you poke her in the rear? Hanging from a chan-da-lier?

Yes I've poked her in the rear, and swinging from a chan-da-lier!
And yes, we've done it in the car. I have pictures, here they are!
Because Jen's hot, she's such a fox, I bet you'd like to eat her box.
I love to boink her at her house, I love to lick that little mouse.
But I'll try hard to not be late, so I can help you at the gate.

(Thom pauses to admire the pictures)

Wow, Jen is one crazy chick, would you let her suck my dick?

(Sven thinks for a moment and nods)

If Jen's game, that sexy chick, I bet she'd like to suck your dick.
Then you can poke her in the rear and swinging from the chan-da-lier.
Then you can fuck her in the car, and I'll take pictures from afar.
You can nail my girl the fox, plunge inside her little box.
And you can boink her at my house so I can watch you lick her mouse.
I'm warning you, it will be great! But both of us will show up late!

(almost departure time now, and the passengers are lining up to board the plane)

Sven, if you'd let me fuck Jen. You can start as late as ten!