Geico Caveman porn

In what setting ... Geico caveman days? beat a girl over the head and drag her back to the cave ...?


or

Current days ... beautiful blonde in NYC, walking down the street gets clubbed in the head and dragged back to the cave?

:confused:
 
Oh no no. I think what he means is placing a woman as a girlfriend in the commercial type thing, so you got a boyfriend who is a caveman and is always mad at Geico for continually making fun of his intelligence.

Hmmm, honestly I'm not really seeing a place for sex in there. Unless you want to say do he sees a billboard during sex and stops to rant and rave, or she gets to her knees and blows him to make him calm down.

Ok actually not to bad though would have to be a satire type thing.
 
So easy a caveman could do her? Wasn't that a thread here a while back?
 
ThePhoenixMan said:
Oh my! would sex with the gecko be considered beastiality?

:rolleyes:

Maybe if you put it in Scifi it wouldn't. Maybe the caveman could bop her over the head, drag her off to his cave and then shove the little bastard up her butt tail first and let him wiggle around a lot, trying to get free.

Meanwhile, Aliens land and see what's going on. Thinking the human race is some perverse ass backwards corner of evolution, they plan to incinerate the entire planet. Then...

Laughing too hard to sign my name :nana:
 
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