Geez a haun.

[Littlepoppyhole]

Ma big Borley Snuggie McGlinchie tells us that a Scotsman hauds his winter woolly willy waurmer in his sporran. He tells us that fish is fun. A think the cunt is a heid banger as he is beilin aboot the rash on his poajer efter that wee hairy Agnes Smith
geed him a gobble.

Is he a stoater or does he need to see a shrink aboot a nut jobe?

Somewun geez a haun coz a canny haunel the dough ba onymer.