[GEEK]How to score with a geek

[NoJo]

Not that many people want to talk to us, but geeks are notoriously difficult to communicate with, let alone flirt with or seduce. It's a myth that we all watch Star Trek. And we're just as likely to be reading James Joyce or ee cummings as a Manga comic.

So, without having to get into the world of computers and networks, what can ordinary people do to avoid embarrassment and frustration when attempting to land a geek (male or female)?

Answer: FAKE IT:

Tell us Geek jokes:

The ultimate, completely perfect joke is

Q: What goes "pieces of seven! pieces of seven!"
A: A parotty error.

Talk about 6 degrees of freedom:

Hi, I'm Joe. My Kevin Bacon number is forty eight.

Use the 'B' word

I moved town so I could be closer to the Backbone.

Never, ever:

* Say "dubble yoo dubble yoo dubble yoo". Miss it out.
* Ask for a phone number. URL's only.
* Make puns on the word "bit", "byte", or "Ram". We never use those words.

These simple tricks will allow you to easily win over and bring home any geek or geekess you may have your eye on.

After that, you're on your own. Unless you hide the PC in the attic.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

That's too much to remember. Can't I snag you by showing you my boobs, just like everyone else?

 

[NoJo]

That's too much to remember. Can't I snag you by showing you my boobs, just like everyone else?

As long as it's not in RL.

 

[elsol]

Sub Joe is giving geeks too much of a social life.

Two words....

Gillian Anderson... Geek Goddess

Redhair is enough.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[NoJo]

Gillian Anderson... Geek Goddess

Redhair is enough.

Sincerely,
ElSol

No, it's the overclocked AMD Athlon that got me about her.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

As long as it's not in RL.

You mean IRL I might actually have to hold a conversation with you about action figures or something?

 

[elsol]

The Problem Miss Scarllett is that a TRUE geek doesn't have much experience with real boobs... only boobs on paper or on a screen.

The boobs will do but it has to be in one of those formats or he won't know what to do with himself.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[NoJo]

You mean IRL I might actually have to hold a conversation with you about action figures or something?

Geeks find RL humans too big. It's too graphics intensive. Humans should be max 1024 by 768 pixels.

Edit: Yeah, what ElSol said.

 

[DwayneDibley]

Geeks find RL humans too big. It's too graphics intensive. Humans should be max 1024 by 768 pixels.

Edit: Yeah, what ElSol said.

And in true colour or high colour?

 

[NoJo]

And in true colour or high colour?

Dwayne, you're one cute little man. Whoever the fuck you are.

 

[elsol]

And in true colour or high colour?

32 bit... what self respecting geek wouldn't have a video card that can handle the details of nipple swirl?

But the picture should look in black and white in case you have an artistic geek on your hands.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[English Lady]

Hanging onto a geeks every geeky word helps too. for years i hadn't a clue about half the things my now hubby would spout about his beloved computer, i smiled at him, ummed and ahhed and pretended to be interested and he fell for it

But maybe he's not a real geek as he handles my boobs very well and always has done.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

But maybe he's not a real geek as he handles my boobs very well and always has done.

I think you need to try me, just to be sure I'm not a geek as well.

 

[English Lady]

I think you need to try me, just to be sure I'm not a geek as well.

<--------------- can you handle these? *LOL*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

<--------------- can you handle these? *LOL*

There's nothing I can't handle.

 

[English Lady]

well as long as we video the action for hubby I'm sure something can be aranged

 

[Couture]

That's too much to remember. Can't I snag you by showing you my boobs, just like everyone else?

I volunteer to be the test subject!

 

[DwayneDibley]

Dwayne, you're one cute little man. Whoever the fuck you are.

Just a fellow geek!

Thats not me in my AV btw, just a character from a TV series

 

[mlady_france]

You have me questioning my own geekness. I don't think that I am a full pledged member (mainly because of my lack of typing skills and all the terrible spelling errors), but I have often gotten terribly excited about a new page on a webbie and went off into an html dialog while my hubby looked at me like I was a nut.

 

[Guest]

Just a fellow geek!

Thats not me in my AV btw, just a character from a TV series

I'm sure Joe knows that, being a fellow Brit, as am I. We also know that you are really a highly evolved cat in real life.

Fucking brilliant ID, I love it!!!

(Do you have your thermos flask handy?)

 

[NoJo]

You have me questioning my own geekness. I don't think that I am a full pledged member (mainly because of my lack of typing skills and all the terrible spelling errors), but I have often gotten terribly excited about a new page on a webbie and went off into an html dialog while my hubby looked at me like I was a nut.

Bad spelling is a positive sign. Geeks don't fill their heads with spelling and grammar rules. Too many html tags to memorize for that.

 

[DwayneDibley]

I'm sure Joe knows that, being a fellow Brit, as am I. We also know that you are really a highly evolved cat in real life.

Fucking brilliant ID, I love it!!!

(Do you have your thermos flask handy?)

Glad you like the ID!

Yup, got the Thermos handy, and it's a flash stainless steel one that also plugs into the cigarette lighter on your car to keep things warmer longer. Got it last Xmas

 

[Guest]

Glad you like the ID!

Yup, got the Thermos handy, and it's a flash stainless steel one that also plugs into the cigarette lighter on your car to keep things warmer longer. Got it last Xmas

Tell me you wear your socks and sandles when having sex... Please tell me you do. Instant wet knickers for me.

 

[mlady_france]

Bad spelling is a positive sign. Geeks don't fill their heads with spelling and grammar rules. Too many html tags to memorize for that.

I was wondering what was taking up all the space in my head. And here I thought it was mostly air.

 

[DwayneDibley]

Tell me you wear your socks and sandles when having sex... Please tell me you do. Instant wet knickers for me.

Sadly no sandles during sex, though I did once leave my socks on during intercourse as it was a cold evening!