GB Under Attack (11/20) Beauty on a Rampage

[Ida Gosiplady]

A report just came in across the wires:

BlondeBeauty is terrorizing the GB village. Viscious threats are flying from her perfect little mouth.

To quote the Beauty when she cornered kgboot for hijacking a thread:

*What the hell?

Flirting?

This is MY thread. Leave. Leave now.

RUN, I said.*

As she swaggered away in a huff, she could be heard to mumble, The new BB is in.

We here at the GB News staff are working around the clock to keep our readers updated on this terrifying situation.

XOXOXOX

IDA

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Who hijacked my account?
That wasn't me.
Honest.

*Sits there sweetly, hands folded innocently in her lap. The only sign of trouble is that funny eye twitch...*

 

[Ida Gosiplady]

An eyewitness to BlondeBeauty's display of anger had this to say:

**Sob* I was a witness to this unprovoked attack on kgboot. Just as he was going to kiss me on the cheek. I am traumatised. Her eyes were flashing, her long blonde tresses getting all mussed. She was scary.

Please do not try to approach the seemingly harmless Beauty. She appears to have flipped her not-so-blonde lid.

XOXOXOX

IDA

 

[BlondeBeauty]

What the...?

How the heck?

I thought Gosiplady was securely tied to my bed.

Hmm...this calls for more rope. Maybe a set of handcuffs.

Be right back, board.
Mwahahaha....

 

[Renegade]

Naughty BB

Freak.