Gay or Straight?

OH FUCK OFF YA' BIG DIESEL DYKE YA'
;););););)

*I'm just kidding*
 
I consider myself heterosexual. However, every once in a while a woman will attract me, no she isn't butch :p It is just something about that particular woman that make me notice her sexually, I haven't put my finger on it, haven't actually been concerned about it.

I consider a person heterosexual if the great majority of their sexual attraction is for someone of the opposite gender. Likewise, I would think a homosexual is attracted to members of their own sex a majority of the time. Bisexual leanings may be noted or acted upon, but just don't compromise the person's perception of which gender is sexually attractive.

(with the exception of people I personally find revolting) When I look at a man, the first thing I unconsciously find myself doing is wondering about him sexually. What does he look like nekkid and all that rot. I almost never do that with other women. I imagine that bisexual people do that with both sexes pretty much all the time.
 
Oh stop it....

I was just teasing and you know it. I like 90% or more of males, find that a turn on.
 
Re: Oh stop it....

Expertise said:
I like 90% or more of males, find that a turn on.

OMG!!! I'm disillusioned! You like 90% of males. Oh, there's no hope for me, now. *runs away crying*

Sorry, couldn't help myself. Oh, the lack of a comma, and the destruction it causes. LOL
 
Just thought of a title for you ya' snot.... April your conscience and spellcheck.

Now that your here I really don't feel like working and I really should.

In addition, just to piss you off, i'm not fixing that post. So there.

*walking away comfortable in my unblemished record of heterosexuality* hee hee
 
Are you trying to provoke me? It's working! If you keep walking away, I'm gonna tackle you! ;) Hmm, maybe that's not a bad idea.

And I ain't no snot, neither! So there! :p
 
April i'm willing to lay down significant$$$ that I can "take ya'" .... at least two falls outta three.LOL

Back to the post...

NEWS FLASH

Ricky Martin and Brad Pitt to Wed!
"we're just so happy....gay even"

Jennifer Anniston Outraged
"Ahhh the hell with it I didn't look good as a beard"

Menudo Scandalized
"When we heard muffled cries of 'OH Papi!' coming from his hotel room we all thought he was just home sick"

FILM AT 11!!
 
I hate lables anyway... If someone asks me my sexual orientation I usually reply with; I'm not homosexual, I'm not heterosexual, I'm not bisexual... I'm just sexual. :)
 
Alyrahh said:
I hate lables anyway... If someone asks me my sexual orientation I usually reply with; I'm not homosexual, I'm not heterosexual, I'm not bisexual... I'm just sexual. :)
I like that one! it works for me too
 
Reading Just ask Madame?

Isn't that a Xaviera Hollander quote?
 
Luscious Lionness said:
If you have sex with men and woman are you bisexual or just someone who is confused about your sexual orientation?
[Edited by Luscious Lionness on 09-13-2000 at 01:12 PM]

That may be the case with some people, but definitely not all. I am 100% bi-sexual. I can't really imagine myself only being attracted to men or only to women. When I see a person, I (like most men), wonder what they would be like sexually... It just so happens that I do this with EVERYONE :) rather than just women.

What's really strange is the different ways that I find the sexes attractive, but I won't get into that unless you want me to.

Rand al'Thor
Literotica's Resident Queer
 
Go ahead I was always kinda' curious if different criteria were involved.

Always thanked god that I wasn't bi ...i'd need a neck brace. LOL

I see the title resident queer. If you're bi, does that title apply?
 
Expertise said:
Go ahead I was always kinda' curious if different criteria were involved.

Always thanked god that I wasn't bi ...i'd need a neck brace. LOL

I see the title resident queer. If you're bi, does that title apply?

Now this is just what I find *really* sexy on a person... I don't want it to sound like I'm really picky, but this is, how do you say, ideal:

On a woman---
Short... Really short. Around 5'-5'3"
Slim... Really slim.
Either really short (spiked up, preferably) or really long (mid back-butt length) hair

On a man---
Average height... 5'6"-5'10"
Average build... 130-170 lbs.
Non-macho

On both---
Intelligent
Not a "loud" person

I'm not sure what other criteria I use, but those are a few. And yes, I consider myself queer. Simply different from the "norm".

Rand al'Thor
The Dragon Reborn
 
Thanks for the insight. Your name is a bitch to remember and type.

Ok if I call you Dragon or RT or something?

Actually the insight I would really like is what bisexual women like in men and women. I know it's a personal choice but I love to search for trends.

BTW. We share similar taste in womens hair.
 
*raises hand* I'll answer that PM, but only if you don't slit your wrists (fahgetaboutit!) and tell whether the computer fairy has blessed you or you've moved into work. *LOL*
 
Bliss .... I am almost completely befuddled by that response. I must be slow or something. Thanks though....I guess. :confused:
 
Let's see. On another thread, you had threatened to slit your wrists over being the leftovers vs. bobtoad and the other addresses that your schedule here is usually clockwork and you appear to be *staying after school* or some such. Nevahmind.

Anywho, for men I like tall, very tall. Slim, but muscular, not skinny. Hair, eyes, particular features not picky.

Ladies, I'm not as choosy, or specific I should say, with regard to physical characteristics. Much like the Muffin, whatever strikes me fancy.

Both must have brains, humor, patience, compassion etc.

Satisfied, bub? heehee
 
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