Gay or Straight? Part Duex

[Savage Kitten]

If a man can suck his own dick, does that make him gay?

-->> He is suckin dick, and he has a man sucking his dick?!?!

ok.. what if..(and I've always said 'if i could, i would') I could lick n nibble my own pussy.. (gawd i'd never leave the house!) would that make me a lesbian??

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

Jesus! First we were nearly squeezed out by buzzing pieces of plastic and now yoga is going to force us closer to obsolescence.

Damn it! we are this close to being draft animals!

 

[Bliss]

And thus the title "You Big Stud".

 

[April]

If you can guarantee me an orgasm and a good time every time, I would gladly throw away all my toys! Does any man care to step up to the plate here?

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

Whenever I hear that phrase I imagine Melanie Griffith yelling it at me! LOL

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

*P.A. Feedback noise*

NOW BATTING....THE THIRD BASEMAN..... NUMBER 14 .... EXPERTISE.... THE THIRDBASEMAN, EXPERTISSSSSEEE

 

[Expertise]

Is what mean Lioness?

 

[April]

So.....You think you got what it takes? Got your cleats on?

 

[Naked Hunny]

ok all this gay and straight talk has me wondering!! Who on the board is gay, straight, bi, screws farm aminals whatever!!

 

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[Bliss]

Do you have your security clearance?

I only like third basemen and hot mamas covered in raspberry salsa.

And on occasion, Kitten's that let Control Freak Bisexual Vikings trample through my mansion.

*Get up out the basement!*

 

[Expertise]

Absolutely not....

No ill will intended Lioness. I am not even sure how that could be construed as mean.

I would never knowingly be mean to you, even when you do rattle my cage

 

[Expertise]

PS. I sport an unblemished record of heterosexuality, a positive attitude, and low level of inhibition.

 

[Gaucho]

If a man can suck his own dick, does that make him gay?

-->> He is suckin dick, and he has a man sucking his dick?!?!

This is a variation on the old "Why does a dog lick its balls?" theme. If men could truly suck their own dicks without turning themselves into a human pretzel, it would mark the beginning of the end of civilization. And if they could then figure out how to grow tits, it truly would be the end of the world as we know it.

And on this board, I think the operative phrase is one I heard on "Sex in the City".

We're trysexuals. We'll try anything once.

 

[Guest]

Re: Absolutely not....

 

[insideShiraz]

Not if...

He gets lockjaw after 12 seconds and doesn't cum...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

screws farm aminals whatever!!

OK I don't screw whatever you said up there... but I am bi and ....


Yes SK it is possible

I have sucked my own dick... only the nob though... I am not a gymnast!

Has in female been able to lick herself out... I have asked around for ages and found noone who has been able to tell me that they can.

Da chef

 

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[Expertise]

Thanks for the clarification. I was completely baffled as to how you were taking offence to my thinking about the lovely Ms. Griffith when ever I heard that line.

Secondly, thanks for the kiss kitty, back atcha'

Third, please don't call me Expert. My Expertise is limited to a few, for the most part, useless areas. Besides that it seems so formal, Ex is fine

 

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