Gay marriage in the heart of America

[Liar]

Well, kind of

 

[minsue]

Such a tease, Liar

I'd have to guess Carl & Lenny since Smithers is too obvious, but then agan, so are they.

 

[Guest]

I think its Selma...
http://pics.xs.to/pics/04073/bios_family_selma.gif

this is Selma's bio:
Selma Bouvier

The only thing Selma Bouvier hates more than her brother-in-law, Homer Simpson, is being single. She has been married twice and, as luck would have it, divorced twice as well. First, she married Sideshow Bob shortly after he served his prison term for framing Krusty the Clown. The marriage ended amicably after Bob tried to blow Selma up during their honeymoon. Her second marriage was to Troy McClure, whom you might remember from such films as The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed and They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall. She married Troy in order to restore his reputation after a scandal involving underage fish nearly ended the thespian's career. Their marriage ended after Selma and Troy realized they neither loved nor felt particularly attracted to one another. For now, Selma's most enduring relationship is with Jub Jub, her pet iguana.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

vella needs a life, I think she's locked in a closet.

 

[Guest]

vella needs a life, I think she's locked in a closet.

i do need a life.. *sigh*
what can i do to get one? ive tried nearly everything.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i do need a life.. *sigh*
what can i do to get one? ive tried nearly everything.

even that female enhancer I saw on the telly?

 

[Guest]

even that female enhancer I saw on the telly?

i have it and.....


IT DOESNT WORK!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i have it and.....


IT DOESNT WORK!

you need a suppository.

 

[Guest]

you need a suppository.

well.. not a medical suppository anyway..

i can think of other things i wouldnt mind having there..

 

[ABSTRUSE]

well.. not a medical suppository anyway..

i can think of other things i wouldnt mind having there..

Cab fare?

 

[Guest]

Cab fare?

No i keep that in my bra.. plenty of room there.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No i keep that in my bra.. plenty of room there.

Like a savings and loan company.

 

[Guest]

Like a savings and loan company.

yes but the interest is in the mounting.. *grin*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

yes but the interest is in the mounting.. *grin*

No shit? It's about time.

 

[Guest]

No shit? It's about time.

my savings are dwindling..

and so is my bra size...

coinkydink.. or is it a conspiracy theory

 

[ABSTRUSE]

my savings are dwindling..

and so is my bra size...

coinkydink.. or is it a conspiracy theory

Maybe you're assets have just moved south?

 

[minsue]

Wow! That was quite an impressive threadjack, ladies. Take a bow.

 

[KarenAM]

I say it can't be Smithers, because he has eyes for Mr. Burns alone.

I think either Lenny or Carl is already married.

Reverend Lovejoy is definately married. Remember his daughter and all the trouble she was?

Patty is a strong possibility. Remember how she dumped Skinner?

I'm thinking WAY too much about this.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

My vote is for Ruth Powers, the divorced mother that Marge went on a Thelma&Louise-style trip with.

 

[Guest]

Wow! That was quite an impressive threadjack, ladies. Take a bow.

taking a sweeping bow.. thank you, thank you..

appologies to Liar.. sorry babe.. sometimes we just get carried away.. its all really Abs fault.. that bitch.. i say we stake her through where her heart should be!

edited cuz im blonde.. no better reason

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oh, NO! NOW I know who it is! It's so OBVIOUS!

TROY MC CLURE!*















* Whom you might remember from such gay flicks as LOOK WHO'S SUCKING and ARMAGETITON...