Gay George

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Gay George goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.The doctor comes back and says, "George, I am not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.

George is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, ½ box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice.

George asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?""No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."

 

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Another one

Gay George is in Las Vegas starring in a musical and decides to phone home to his brother who is minding George's cat.
"Hello?"
"Hello, Paul, this is your brother Georgie. I just want to check up on how my favourite pussy is doing."
"She's dead."

Gay George is devastated at the shocking news.
"What happened?"
"She ran out into the street and was hit by a car. Nothing anyone could do. Sorry."
"That's no way to give somebody bad news. That is so cold and callous."
"What did you expect me to do? How should I have told you instead?"
"Well, when I first call you could say that my sweet pussy was up on the roof playing with her ball when she took a bad tumble. You rushed her to the vet and she's in serious condition. When next I call for further news, you could say my puss has taken a turn for the worse and things don't look good. This would prepare me for the horrible news of her death."
"Sorry, George. I'll try to be more sensitive next time."
"Fine. By the way, Paul, how is mother doing?"

Momentary silence.
"She was up on the roof playing with her ball."