Gas

[Ambrosious]

Everyone has it, how do you cover those embarassing sounds and smells?

I blame the dog, but FG is catching on.

 

[LordMagicMan]

I dont know, all I know is its awfully expensive in the midwest... Er wait wrong gas.

 

[YoungGun69]

Price was nearly $3 a gallon about 2 weeks ago.
(Price Converted into American measurements)

 

[Todd]

low flying ducks

Old house noise

 

[Guest]

Gas:

In Nebr. it's back down in the $1.30s per gallon.

Oh, wait. Wrong gas?

I guess YoungGun and I had the same idea.




lol

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Those darn barking tree snails are mating again.

 

[WriterDom]

Re: Gas:

Liberals don't pass greenhouse gases.

 

[Guest]

Mack!!!!!!

<Runs...pounces...tackles Mackdaddy!!!>



How the hell have ya been??? I've missed you.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

<Goes flying backwards as Tiggs tackles me.> Careful Tiggs, I am one legged right now.

 

[Guest]

Aww, what happened babe?

 

[Angel]

Women do not fart, we discreetly pass silent air which smells like freshly bloomed roses.

 

[Low-light]

Women do not fart, we discreetly pass silent air which smells like freshly bloomed roses.

Riiiiigggghhhht........

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Aww, what happened babe?

Some unknown accident to my ankle, I think Mackdoggy is tired of being on computer restriction. (I know he is playing online while I am at work though. )

 

[button]

Women do not fart, we discreetly pass silent air which smells like freshly bloomed roses.

We don't sweat either we glisten!

 

[Angel]

We don't sweat either we glisten!

Damn Skippy

 

[Mackdoggy_77]

Some unknown accident to my ankle, I think Mackdoggy is tired of being on computer restriction. (I know he is playing online while I am at work though. )

And just what are you getting at, dad??? Are you saying I caused your accident?? I've been too busy with Puddles! She came down for a visit. And, I do NOT go online while you are at work, pops! Shit, ya chain me up outside!

 

[Mackdoggy_77]

P.S.

I think you're gonna be a grandpa.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

MD, I know you are a smart pup, you can't fool me.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Re: P.S.

I think you're gonna be a grandpa.

Didn't I tell you to wear doggie protection?

 

[FantasyGoddess]

Women do not fart, we discreetly pass silent air which smells like freshly bloomed roses.

Mine smells like magnolia. Ambro told me...LMAO

 

[Guest]

What the hell you been teachin' the boy, Mack? Maybe it's time he came to live at my house again!

 

[Mackdoggy_77]

Didn't I tell you to wear doggie protection?

It broke.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

What the hell you been teachin' the boy, Mack? Maybe it's time he came to live at my house again!

Okay, and you get to raise the chillins.

 

[Guest]

Mack,

What chillin's? You either dropped 'em all off at Wal-Mart or ya let Ezzie babysit 'em (and you know where that led). You'll have to fuck me again if ya want more chillin's.


So, on another note, what do ya think about this grandparent thing, eh? Should we make Mack Jr. and Puddles marry?

 

[Valdimer]

If its good, claim it, if not, blame it on the nearist animal........phhhhhp......ooops........sniff sniff.......