Garnate's fake boobs

Never seen them - only her real ones. Do you have pics?
 
Those magnificent tatas aren't fake, silly. Just the nipples.
 
She has yet to allow me to do a viscosity test on them. I reserve judgement until I have irrefutable proof.


Signed
-A teat-meat agnostic.
Fun bag freethinker.
A double D doubter
A mammalian materialist, if you prefer.
 
The last time i tasted those fine hooters, there was a slight salt flavor and no hint of caulk.
 
Most ridiculous thread ever.

The only fake boob in Garnate's sphere of influence is me. And I'm the boobiest. Or the fakeist. Not sure which.
 
I'm currently saving up for fake boobs; stop trying to fucking rush me, Bates, fuck you.
 
Most ridiculous thread ever.

The only fake boob in Garnate's sphere of influence is me. And I'm the boobiest. Or the fakeist. Not sure which.

Thank God, Smiley. For a while there I thought his thread was about me.

Am I ever relieved.

PS
She's trying to buy a small country over there in England for $42 mil, you might wanna keep an eye on the Visa card...jus' sayin' :eek:
 
So are they fake? or real? and if they are fake, is it a good boob job or a bad one?
 
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