Garnate Threads Hits New Lows

[IrezumiKiss]

But you can't argue that they haven't been creative with consonance!

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[snugglestruggle]

But you can't argue that they haven't been creative with consonance!

The frenzy appears to be over, must have been pasta night on the GB. You have to admit 17 threads is pretty good for a Saturday night.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Fuck is going on? Femboy without a chick gif? It's gone snow 2mar.

 

[Sinny]

There are so many Garnate threads now, I don't even know where to start. So here is a good place. Here. Yeah, right here------.

 

[snugglestruggle]

There are so many Garnate threads now, I don't even know where to start. So here is a good place. Here. Yeah, right here------.

Hey now many had their moments.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

The frenzy appears to be over, must have been pasta night on the GB. You have to admit 17 threads is pretty good for a Saturday night.

I like that one, "pasta night." Blame it on the carbs!

Fuck is going on? Femboy without a chick gif? It's gone snow 2mar.

Yeah, I think some heads said the exact same thing when you stopped frequenting the gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgender section of Lit in multiple posts, all search of some sidepiece Batman ass that would've gave you a good daddy to your then age-nineteen Robin!

Sheeit, break out the skis, it's wintah tyme again!

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[Recidiva]

I like that one, "pasta night." Blame it on the carbs!



Yeah, I think some heads said the exact same thing when you stopped frequenting the gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgender section of Lit in multiple posts, all search of some sidepiece Batman ass that would've gave you a good daddy to your then age-nineteen Robin!

Sheeit, break out the skis, it's wintah tyme again!

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Now, see, I wasn't going to come in her, but it was Zoomi and if I hadn't, the words "sidepiece Batman ass" would never have been read.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I like that one, "pasta night." Blame it on the carbs!



Yeah, I think some heads said the exact same thing when you stopped frequenting the gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgender section of Lit in multiple posts, all search of some sidepiece Batman ass that would've gave you a good daddy to your then age-nineteen Robin!

Sheeit, break out the skis, it's wintah tyme again!

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Lance made the allegations now that's your only play, huh? I told you fuckboys before, that's not what I'm into. But I don't give a fuck if you buy it or not, because I'm not tryna sell it.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Lance made the allegations now that's your only play, huh? I told you fuckboys before, that's not what I'm into. But I don't give a fuck if you buy it or not, because I'm not tryna sell it.

What allegations?

You have actual threads in that section. They were found, pulled and linked to. Not only one time, not only two times, but multiple times. Everyone saw them shits and you tried to play it off by saying, "oh I wuz nineteen yars ole an' I ain't eem know wut GLBT means knahmean, sheeeeit..." You even "skitdaddled" after they were shown for a day just to let the heat die down outta shame.

You know exactly what you're trying to sell and you know exactly who's buying it. Now, since you say you ain't about me, I profoundly suggest you stay out of my shit talking shit out of your lackluster-skinned ghetto boredom and keep peddling it with them, Stuck In The Closet.

Now watch Eeyore come up in here with his hard-on trying to find out what he missed out on since both of you two losers are like the broke version of Smith and Jones from Men In Black.

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[snugglestruggle]

Carbohydrate coma is one of my go to beg offs.

 

[smoothg103rd]

What allegations?

You have actual threads in that section. They were found, pulled and linked to. Not only one time, not only two times, but multiple times. Everyone saw them shits and you tried to play it off by saying, "oh I wuz nineteen yars ole an' I ain't eem know wut GLBT means knahmean, sheeeeit..." You even "skitdaddled" after they were shown for a day just to let the heat die down outta shame.

You know exactly what you're trying to sell and you know exactly who's buying it. Now, since you say you ain't about me, I profoundly suggest you stay out of my shit talking shit out of your lackluster-skinned ghetto boredom and keep peddling it with them, Stuck In The Closet.

Now watch Eeyore come up in here with his hard-on trying to find out what he missed out on since both of you two losers are like the broke version of Smith and Jones from Men In Black.

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Lmao, you can say what you want about those posts, because I made them. But don't make it seem like I tried to duck people here. I honestly don't get too much of a fuck about yall to try and hide. And I never tried to play anything off either, fuck boy. The people that was trying to vouch for me said that, not me. I said I don't remember them posts. I was high ass teenager, making no less than $700 a day, and spending two hundred every day on pills and lean. So I honestly don't remember those posts or the reason for them. But I do know what I'm into, and I play for team pussy. I probably fucked more bitches at 19 then you did your whole life. Let's just be real about this. I'm not R Kelly, I'm not stuck in anybody closet. Dig? If that's what I was into, I'm man enough to say so. I don't give a fuck what nobody here think of me. So why try to hide it? I can't hide it, because I don't have it. Dig?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Lmao, you can say what you want about those posts, because I made them. But don't make it seem like I tried to duck people here. I honestly don't get too much of a fuck about yall to try and hide. And I never tried to play anything off either, fuck boy. The people that was trying to vouch for me said that, not me. I said I don't remember them posts. I was high ass teenager, making no less than $700 a day, and spending two hundred every day on pills and lean. So I honestly don't remember those posts or the reason for them. But I do know what I'm into, and I play for team pussy. I probably fucked more bitches at 19 then you did your whole life. Let's just be real about this. I'm not R Kelly, I'm not stuck in anybody closet. Dig? If that's what I was into, I'm man enough to say so. I don't give a fuck what nobody here think of me. So why try to hide it? I can't hide it, because I don't have it. Dig?

Riiiiiiight. You don't care so much about what people think about you up in here that you yap excuses like the rent's due tomorrow and you only got a dollar in your shoe.

Hoe, you did them shits knowing gott-damn well what you were looking for and you ain't walking 'em back.

Here's one hand clap for trying, tho'!

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Now take your rec-jerking "femboy/fuckboy" bullshit and the rest of your shitty ghetto fabulous schtick and stick it where the sun only shines when you decide it's safe to open up the closet door! Dig?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Riiiiiiight. You don't care so much about what people think about you up in here that you yap excuses like the rent's due tomorrow and you only got a dollar in your shoe.

Hoe, you did them shits knowing gott-damn well what you were looking for and you ain't walking 'em back.

Here's one hand clap for trying, tho'!

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Now take your rec-jerking "femboy/fuckboy" bullshit and the rest of your shitty ghetto fabulous schtick and stick it where the sun only shines when you decide it's safe to open up the closet door! Dig?

Making excuses never been my m.o. I tell it how it is, and not how it might be. Like I said, I fucked more bitches at 19 then you did your whole life.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Making excuses never been my m.o. I tell it how it is, and not how it might be. Like I said, I fucked more bitches at 19 then you did your whole life.

Oh, you think quantity is greater than quality, huh?

Especially when you got illegitimate product from three out of those fantasy league championships because you were too young and dumb to Saran Wrap your shit first?

McDonald's sells a lot of burgers too, but that don't mean it's gourmet dining!

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Go dial up your mans (or mens or whatever you get down with) and play some more Chess With Friends on your StarTac, playa!

 

[smoothg103rd]

Oh, you think quantity is greater than quality, huh?

Especially when you got illegitimate product from three out of those fantasy league championships because you were too young and dumb to Saran Wrap your shit first?

McDonald's sells a lot of burgers too, but that don't mean it's gourmet dining!

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Go dial up your mans (or mens or whatever you get down with) and play some more Chess With Friends on your StarTac, playa!

Did this nigga just compare McDonald's to fucking? Lmao. Quality over quantity speech just showed me how much pussy you really get, if any. Lmao.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Did this nigga just compare McDonald's to fucking? Lmao. Quality over quantity speech just showed me how much pussy you really get, if any. Lmao.

Lmao yeah, keep on bragging how much pussy you fucked at age seventeen while coming on here two years later to broaden your horizons, closet case! Lmao Lmao Lmao.

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[smoothg103rd]

Lmao yeah, keep on bragging how much pussy you fucked at age seventeen while coming on here two years later to broaden your horizons, closet case! Lmao Lmao Lmao.

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It's not just at 17. This been a down year so far, compared to my usual numbers. But I'll bet any amount of money that I fuck more bitches than you, this year. And I didn't come here to broaden shit, I already stated the reason why I came here. What's your reason? You came here for a sympathy fuck?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

It's not just at 17. This been a down year so far, compared to my usual numbers. But I'll bet any amount of money that I fuck more bitches than you, this year. And I didn't come here to broaden shit, I already stated the reason why I came here. What's your reason? You came here for a sympathy fuck?

We all know what you came here for. Lmao.

Keep on fantasizing about what you thought you had in the past like it means something. Lmao.

I'm gonna Lmao my ass off again when your daughter meets someone just like you who looks at and fucks her over in the same way you do women. Lmao.

While your sons are still getting beat up by their older cousins because it's how you raise them to be men. Lmao.

And your skin remains dull and ashy. Lmao.

And you got no Valentines Day dates. Lmao.

No GED either. Lmao.

Extra Lmao here because I could go on and on with the wealth of comedy material you schmuck out on this site. Lmao.

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[smoothg103rd]

We all know what you came here for. Lmao.

Keep on fantasizing about what you thought you had in the past like it means something. Lmao.

I'm gonna Lmao my ass off again when your daughter meets someone just like you who looks at and fucks her over in the same way you do women. Lmao.

While your sons are still getting beat up by their older cousins because it's how you raise them to be men. Lmao.

And your skin remains dull and ashy. Lmao.

And you got no Valentines Day dates. Lmao.

No GED either. Lmao.

Extra Lmao here because I could go on and on with the wealth of comedy material you schmuck out on this site. Lmao.

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Keep laughing. The difference between me and you, is I put my shit out there. So I can't be blindsided. How does it feel that a nigga with dull and ashy skin get more pussy than you? My sons will continue to fight. I'm not raising no punks. Too bad your father didn't say the same thing. My skin isn't like that no more. I started using black soap. Dig?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Keep laughing. The difference between me and you, is I put my shit out there. So I can't be blindsided. How does it feel that a nigga with dull and ashy skin get more pussy than you? My sons will continue to fight. I'm not raising no punks. Too bad your father didn't say the same thing. My skin isn't like that no more. I started using black soap. Dig?

You "put your shit out there."

Lmao.

You started using black soap.

Lmao.

You got so much pussy at seventeen before you came here for dick.

Lmao.

I'm so envious of you.

Lmao.

Keep yapping, Vanilla Ice. You're like the cheap alternative to the Comedy Central app.

Lamo.

ooooops, I mean, Lmao!

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[smoothg103rd]

You "put your shit out there."

Lmao.

You started using black soap.

Lmao.

You got so much pussy at seventeen before you came here for dick.

Lmao.

I'm so envious of you.

Lmao.

Keep yapping, Vanilla Ice. You're like the cheap alternative to the Comedy Central app.

Lamo.

ooooops, I mean, Lmao!

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Lmao. No matter what the case is, I still get more puss than you. I know you got to feel fucked up that you are saying someone is in the closet but yet he still gets more puss then you. I came here for dick? If you was in my face I would spit on you. I got here started flirting with Garnate, Aquagal, Jennifer and many others. Told 1HF, Blue jeans baby, Honey how gorgeous they are. None of those people are men. It's impossible to pull up a PM of me telling talking to a guy in some type of gay way. But I can pull up a lot of me telling them to kill themselves. I can also pull up a lot with me flirting with women. If I came here for what you said I did then way I ain't get it yet? It obviously because I don't want it. I make my intent pretty clear. Dig?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Lmao. No matter what the case is, I still get more puss than you. I know you got to feel fucked up that you are saying someone is in the closet but yet he still gets more puss then you. I came here for dick? If you was in my face I would spit on you. I got here started flirting with Garnate, Aquagal, Jennifer and many others. Told 1HF, Blue jeans baby, Honey how gorgeous they are. None of those people are men. It's impossible to pull up a PM of me telling talking to a guy in some type of gay way. But I can pull up a lot of me telling them to kill themselves. I can also pull up a lot with me flirting with women. If I came here for what you said I did then way I ain't get it yet? It obviously because I don't want it. I make my intent pretty clear. Dig?

You'd spit on me? Hey, Sloop Dogg, I don't get down with your Freaky Tales shit. Best keep that to yo'self and yo' mens. Dig? Lmao.

And you're yapping too much, too hard. Stop covering up for what you're too shamed to admit. Dig? Lmao.

You was in the gay section looking for dick after you pigged out on pussy at age seventeen because you got lonely and needed something different and that's that. Dig? Lmao.

To be honest, nobody gives a fuck but you, apparently. Dig? Lmao.

Dig? Lmao.

Lmao. Dig?

Dig? Dig?

Lmao. Lmao.

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[JohnnySavage]

Why does Otis from Iowa think it's some huge life accomplishment to get laid

Right now there are millions of people fucking. It's not that hard.

He should get a high school education and a job. That's something his mother would be proud of, and his kids would benefit from.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You'd spit on me? Hey, Sloop Dogg, I don't get down with your Freaky Tales shit. Best keep that to yo'self and yo' mens. Dig? Lmao.

And you're yapping too much, too hard. Stop covering up for what you're too shamed to admit. Dig? Lmao.

You was in the gay section looking for dick after you pigged out on pussy at age seventeen because you got lonely and needed something different and that's that. Dig? Lmao.

To be honest, nobody gives a fuck but you, apparently. Dig? Lmao.

Dig? Lmao.

Lmao. Dig?

Dig? Dig?

Lmao. Lmao.

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And here is where you really got me fucked up (again). I honestly don't give a fuck. Especially what you think. The same way how I know you don't give a fuck what I think. I'm arguing for the sake of argument. Nothing more, nothing less. When you get some pussy in 2015 then holla at me. I fuck bitches, you don't. Seem more likely to me that you are the one that stuck in the closet. That would be the only explanation for why you don't get no pussy. You in Brooklyn right? That's close enough. Give me three perks and a 3 ounce of lean, and I'll send one of my little bitches your way. Seems like that's the only way you gone get some. Lmao.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Why does Otis from Iowa think it's some huge life accomplishment to get laid

Right now there are millions of people fucking. It's not that hard.

He should get a high school education and a job. That's something his mother would be proud of, and his kids would benefit from.

If I wanted your opinion I would've asked.