Garage Sale Over

[riff]

Thank god!

 

[Siren]

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Hi Riff! How's it going


















Oh Siren, imagine seeing you here!

 

[riff]

$182.00



Didn't sell the washer and dryer though.

Didn't sell my artificial vagina either. Hehehe

 

[Siren]

 

[Ginny]

yeay on not selling Lucy.....are you sure that lip isn't reparable?

 

[riff]

I am tired as hell. Spend all day sitting in the hot humid Louisiana sun. Then I went to eat ribs at a buddies house.

I'm full and pooped-out.

It's a good feeling though.

 

[StondTmplPilot]

you were selling an artifical vagina?

what?

you dont need it anymore?

I think he pulled it out of the sale at the last minute....couldn't bear to part with it

 

[riff]

Honest? I had not the courage. I did the sale in conjunction with my neighbors who are real church-going types and I didn't want to offend anyone.



Lucille still works, you just have to hold her "just right" or you start catching air....

My god. Sounds like an artificial pussy fart.

 

[Siren]

 

[Ginny]

lmao......too damn funny.....you just pumping away....ole Lucy ripping 'em left and right....

 

[riff]

I am so tired, I don't even feel like jerking off tonight.,... LOL

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Honest? I had not the courage. I did the sale in conjunction with my neighbors who are real church-going types and I didn't want to offend anyone.



Lucille still works, you just have to hold her "just right" or you start catching air....

My god. Sounds like an artificial pussy fart.

LMAO