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djyak

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Alright, so hubby and I have about 80 sexual question cards made up, and we've used them in games before. Usually in groups, and it gets clothes off fast as ever! So this is how this'll work. Each day, I'll post a question or statement that you can answer. Men and women alike. The more descriptive, the better for all! Nothing under the age of 18, per the Admin! Here goes:

Question/Topic #1

At what age did you discover your first sex toy, what was it, and describe the scene.


Here's my answer; I was 19 when I first tried out a "rabbit" vibe. It was bought by a boyfriend, and he took me into the store to explore for items. Not really knowing what to do, we went home that night, and set the mood. He offered to use it on me first, while I was lying on my back, watching him. Let me tell you, I didn't get about 30 seconds into it and had cum so hard I think the neighbors in my apartment must have heard me. Body shaking, spasming. I remember that my legs were clamped so hard around the vibe and his hands, we had to sit there for a moment to let me settle down. When I looked down, he was rock hard, ready, and I couldn't wait to get fucked right then. I think we almost wore that toy out that night.

Tifani
 
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[Enter VALENTINE and PROTEUS]

Valentine. Cease to persuade, my loving Proteus:
Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits.
Were't not affection chains thy tender days
To the sweet glances of thy honour'd love, 5
I rather would entreat thy company
To see the wonders of the world abroad,
Than, living dully sluggardized at home,
Wear out thy youth with shapeless idleness.
But since thou lovest, love still and thrive therein, 10
Even as I would when I to love begin.

Proteus. Wilt thou be gone? Sweet Valentine, adieu!
Think on thy Proteus, when thou haply seest
Some rare note-worthy object in thy travel:
Wish me partaker in thy happiness 15
When thou dost meet good hap; and in thy danger,
If ever danger do environ thee,
Commend thy grievance to my holy prayers,
For I will be thy beadsman, Valentine.

Valentine. And on a love-book pray for my success? 20

Proteus. Upon some book I love I'll pray for thee.

Valentine. That's on some shallow story of deep love:
How young Leander cross'd the Hellespont.

Proteus. That's a deep story of a deeper love:
For he was more than over shoes in love. 25

Valentine. 'Tis true; for you are over boots in love,
And yet you never swum the Hellespont.

Proteus. Over the boots? nay, give me not the boots.

Valentine. No, I will not, for it boots thee not.

Proteus. What? 30

Valentine. To be in love, where scorn is bought with groans;
Coy looks with heart-sore sighs; one fading moment's mirth
With twenty watchful, weary, tedious nights:
If haply won, perhaps a hapless gain;
If lost, why then a grievous labour won; 35
However, but a folly bought with wit,
Or else a wit by folly vanquished.

Proteus. So, by your circumstance, you call me fool.

Valentine. So, by your circumstance, I fear you'll prove.

Proteus. 'Tis love you cavil at: I am not Love. 40

Valentine. Love is your master, for he masters you:
And he that is so yoked by a fool,
Methinks, should not be chronicled for wise.

Proteus. Yet writers say, as in the sweetest bud
The eating canker dwells, so eating love 45
Inhabits in the finest wits of all.

Valentine. And writers say, as the most forward bud
Is eaten by the canker ere it blow,
Even so by love the young and tender wit
Is turn'd to folly, blasting in the bud, 50
Losing his verdure even in the prime
And all the fair effects of future hopes.
But wherefore waste I time to counsel thee,
That art a votary to fond desire?
Once more adieu! my father at the road 55
Expects my coming, there to see me shipp'd.

Proteus. And thither will I bring thee, Valentine.

Valentine. Sweet Proteus, no; now let us take our leave.
To Milan let me hear from thee by letters
Of thy success in love, and what news else 60
Betideth here in absence of thy friend;
And likewise will visit thee with mine.

Proteus. All happiness bechance to thee in Milan!

Valentine. As much to you at home! and so, farewell.

[Exit]

Proteus. He after honour hunts, I after love:
He leaves his friends to dignify them more,
I leave myself, my friends and all, for love.
Thou, Julia, thou hast metamorphosed me,
Made me neglect my studies, lose my time, 70
War with good counsel, set the world at nought;
Made wit with musing weak, heart sick with thought.

[Enter SPEED]

Speed. Sir Proteus, save you! Saw you my master?

Proteus. But now he parted hence, to embark for Milan. 75

Speed. Twenty to one then he is shipp'd already,
And I have play'd the sheep in losing him.

Proteus. Indeed, a sheep doth very often stray,
An if the shepherd be a while away.

Speed. You conclude that my master is a shepherd, then, 80
and I a sheep?

Proteus. I do.

Speed. Why then, my horns are his horns, whether I wake or sleep.

Proteus. A silly answer and fitting well a sheep.

Speed. This proves me still a sheep. 85

Proteus. True; and thy master a shepherd.

Speed. Nay, that I can deny by a circumstance.

Proteus. It shall go hard but I'll prove it by another.

Speed. The shepherd seeks the sheep, and not the sheep the
shepherd; but I seek my master, and my master seeks 90
not me: therefore I am no sheep.

Proteus. The sheep for fodder follow the shepherd; the
shepherd for food follows not the sheep: thou for
wages followest thy master; thy master for wages
follows not thee: therefore thou art a sheep. 95

Speed. Such another proof will make me cry 'baa.'

Proteus. But, dost thou hear? gavest thou my letter to Julia?

Speed. Ay sir: I, a lost mutton, gave your letter to her,
a laced mutton, and she, a laced mutton, gave me, a
lost mutton, nothing for my labour. 100

Proteus. Here's too small a pasture for such store of muttons.

Speed. If the ground be overcharged, you were best stick her.

Proteus. Nay: in that you are astray, 'twere best pound you.

Speed. Nay, sir, less than a pound shall serve me for
carrying your letter. 105

Proteus. You mistake; I mean the pound,—a pinfold.

Speed. From a pound to a pin? fold it over and over,
'Tis threefold too little for carrying a letter to
your lover.

Proteus. But what said she? 110

Speed. [First nodding] Ay.

Proteus. Nod—Ay—why, that's noddy.

Speed. You mistook, sir; I say, she did nod: and you ask
me if she did nod; and I say, 'Ay.'

Proteus. And that set together is noddy. 115

Speed. Now you have taken the pains to set it together,
take it for your pains.

Proteus. No, no; you shall have it for bearing the letter.

Speed. Well, I perceive I must be fain to bear with you.

Proteus. Why sir, how do you bear with me? 120

Speed. Marry, sir, the letter, very orderly; having nothing
but the word 'noddy' for my pains.

Proteus. Beshrew me, but you have a quick wit.

Speed. And yet it cannot overtake your slow purse.

Proteus. Come come, open the matter in brief: what said she? 125

Speed. Open your purse, that the money and the matter may
be both at once delivered.

Proteus. Well, sir, here is for your pains. What said she?

Speed. Truly, sir, I think you'll hardly win her.

Proteus. Why, couldst thou perceive so much from her? 130

Speed. Sir, I could perceive nothing at all from her; no,
not so much as a ducat for delivering your letter:
and being so hard to me that brought your mind, I
fear she'll prove as hard to you in telling your
mind. Give her no token but stones; for she's as 135
hard as steel.

Proteus. What said she? nothing?

Speed. No, not so much as 'Take this for thy pains.' To
testify your bounty, I thank you, you have testerned
me; in requital whereof, henceforth carry your 140
letters yourself: and so, sir, I'll commend you to my master.

Proteus. Go, go, be gone, to save your ship from wreck,
Which cannot perish having thee aboard,
Being destined to a drier death on shore.
[Exit SPEED] 145
I must go send some better messenger:
I fear my Julia would not deign my lines,
Receiving them from such a worthless post.

[Exit]
 
Laurel said:
Be forewarned: any references to activity under the age of 18 and this thread will be removed.
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On the day following my 18th birthday . . . I found this huge rubber duck shaped. . .

nah. . .
 
Any references to rubber duck shapes by kbate will get this thread pulled.
 
We now return to the regularly scheduled thread, "Will that fit in there" . . .
 
Just throwing it out there, for anyone that may be interested, not aimed at anyone in particular in this thread, but why is the avatar size limit 15 bloody k?
 
Sean said:
Just throwing it out there, for anyone that may be interested, not aimed at anyone in particular in this thread, but why is the avatar size limit 15 bloody k?
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Because in 16 bloody k, you could possibly get your body into it and that would ruin Lit for me.
 
I can't remember the circumstances as alcohol was involved. However, I am sure that I stole whatever it was from her dorm room, even if it belonged to her roommate.
 
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