Gambling For Dummies

[The Nitelight]

....... So I'm working at the bookstore, and I come across this book:

Gambling For Dummies



So here's what I'm wondering.

You're a dummy.
You freely admit it.
Is gambling something you should really be doing?

 

[Black_Bird]

....... So I'm working at the bookstore, and I come across this book:

Gambling For Dummies



So here's what I'm wondering.

You're a dummy.
You freely admit it.
Is gambling something you should really be doing?

It's okay; it's an upside-down mixed up world we live in. I'm still waiting for someone to tell me why we drive in parkways and park in driveways.

 

[April]

Not me, I drive on the autobahn.

 

[Black_Bird]

Not me, I drive on the autobahn.

"...chrome buttons, buckles and leather surfaces
these and other lucky witnesses
now to calm me
take me around again
drive faster..."
- Passanger by Deftones, featuring Maynard James Keenan.

Sorry - that just reminded me of this song... Don't ask why, I don't know.

Can I be your passanger?

Oh - uh... what was the discussion topic again?

 

[April]

Sure you can. I'll take you for a long ride.

Buckle up. Wouldn't want you getting away now.

 

[Black_Bird]

Sure you can. I'll take you for a long ride.

Buckle up. Wouldn't want you getting away now.

*Softly Sings*

drop these down and
put them on me
nice cool seats
there to cushion your knees
now to calm me
take me around again
just don't pull over
this time would you please... DRIVE FASTER!

*buckles up* I'm not going anywhere, babe.

 

[April]

I'm a menace on the roads 'round here. They see this crazy American chick flying by, and they know to get out of the way.

 

[Black_Bird]

I'm a menace on the roads 'round here. They see this crazy American chick flying by, and they know to get out of the way.

Uh oh... What did I get myself into.

Welp - might as well enjoy it while it lasts. Er - you know I'm talking about life, right?