Gals & Guys PUMPS

[Wes]

Just a warning... I used one of those "pump" devices...
and after no change I stopped. Two years later all of a
sudden my erect 8 inch cock turned upwards at a full 90 degree angle just at the area below my frenum!

I suppose thats getting what I asked for...

But maybe the shape will now better rub the G-Spot!

Any other men or women have experience with pumps?

Wes

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

Maybe I am the stupid one

But you have an 8 inch Cock and you are using a Pump? What the hell for?

I am proud to say I am 6.5 inches and I completely fine with that.

Now I am not saying that I would not like to have an 8 inch cock but you got to be happy with what you got.

HMC

 

[KillerMuffin]

I used a breastmilk pump for a while, but my son continued with the breastmilk jaundice problem so we switched to formula and I let the udders dry up.

That's the sum and total experience with pumps on my physical person.

I don't even own the shoes.

 

[Thumper]

Pumps?

I gave'em up.

They hurt my feet.

 

[Wes]

Size

I have talked with 23 women and they all said that
they had been with men with huge cocks... 11, 12 etc.

I thought those were medical freeks, but if you ask
any promiscuous woman .... they have all found and
fucked these huge guys.... so thats why I tried to get
up to the

"Standards" of size

All of them said that the big cocks hurt! Yet, they seek
those guys out for sex!!

 

[plasticman33]

Re: Maybe I am the stupid one

But you have an 8 inch Cock and you are using a Pump? What the hell for?

I am proud to say I am 6.5 inches and I completely fine with that.

Now I am not saying that I would not like to have an 8 inch cock but you got to be happy with what you got.

HMC

Don't you know every male under 70 on the internet must have, at minimum, an 8 inch cock! It's an unwritten law!

 

[Jersey Citizen]

I could see your 23 and raise you one or two that would be more than happy with half that, wielded with panache and flair.

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

Maybe I am the stupid one

But you have an 8 inch Cock and you are using a Pump? What the hell for?

I am proud to say I am 6.5 inches and I completely fine with that.

Now I am not saying that I would not like to have an 8 inch cock but you got to be happy with what you got.

HMC

 

[Wes]

Pumps

Thumper you are so fucking funny!

Still....

What is you experience with cocks?? Are bent ones ok???

 

[Wes]

! Oh?

Jersey... you have a bent cock too?

 

[Thumper]

Wes

That is one question I cannot answer.

But if maybe you found a crooked lady.

That lived in a crooked house.

With a crooked cat.

That chased a crooked mouse.

 

[KillerMuffin]

My experience with cocks is relatively unlimited.

I like them hard. I like them between the sizes of 5 inches and 9 inches. Thickness is a little more important than length.

Most of the major nerves in my vaginal canal are located in the vulva area, not in my pancreas. My g-spot can be found with a set of average fingers.

I know a man with an extremely long dick. You would think women would flock to him, but the truth is that those that want to see it make him feel like a circus freak and most women don't want to fuck him.

Here is something all insecure men should tattoo on their dicks:

"BIG PENISES HURT MOST WOMEN"

Don't do anything else to your dick without consulting a urologist, okay? If you've got questions about the curve in your dick, consult your urologist. I've never seen a 90 degree turn in a shank, but hey, anything can happen.

 

[InnesLane]

OUCH!

Here is something all insecure men should tattoo on their dicks:

"BIG PENISES HURT MOST WOMEN"

Yeowww...if you don't mind, maybe I'll just write it on with a felt-tip marker instead.

It would be like a message on a balloon though, very small until engorged, then right there in full glory size to remind you when you're most vulnerable.

What a great idea......

 

[Wes]

Size

Killer...

You are on target.
I wish that all women would also just realize that as much
as their breast size is different... (easy to see)... that mens
cock sizes are also different... but the one subject no one
seems to offer up is that a womans vagina is a varied in
width and length as a mans size.... you all should stop
concentrating on a mans size, and think about your vagina
size.. ..

Think about it... it is true!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Men react to big breasts the same way women react to big penises. They stare and appear to admire them.

The media also carries on that women with big boobs have all the men and fun and men with big dicks can get any chick they want.

It's a societal impact that we allow to feed our insecurities regarding something that has no basis in reality.

Most men like to see a nice pair of big boobs. They also like to see a nice pair of small boobs. They pretty much like to see any boobs. They're generally happy with the boobs attached to their mates because, quite frankly, they get to fondle them. Women are the same way with dicks.

Of course, the people in the movies behave completely different.

 

[Wes]

Size

23 sex partners
two were tight
two were loose
all others fit nice

I am 8 long and 1-3/4 thick

so... that makes the average woman just the right size.

Galls!!!!!!! Give me feed back on how big the lovers were,
and how it felt.....

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Size

Galls!!!!!!! Give me feed back on how big the lovers were,
and how it felt.....

It's how they use it, not the length of width of it. A short fat one can have just as many tricks as a long thin one.

 

[JazzManJim]

Here is something all insecure men should tattoo on their dicks:

"BIG PENISES HURT MOST WOMEN"

Well, when flaccid, that reads:

"BEN"

And as for the 90-degree shank....

If you move your left hand up a bit and close your stance, you should be fine...

 

[Lance Hardrock]

not the length

It's not how long your toy is, it's how you use it that counts.

Besides tongues do a better job on a woman most of the time anyhow.

 

[Wanderer D]

I've found the tongue to be a much more useful thing when it comes to getting the response I desire from a woman.

 

[Lance Hardrock]

of course

having an 8" tongue is great too. I say as I lick my eyebrows.


Just kidding. but I agree tongues are great and fingers don't go limp.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: of course

I say as I lick my eyebrows.

Only if you lick mine first

 

[sch00lteacher]

Re: Re: Maybe I am the stupid one

Don't you know every male under 70 on the internet must have, at minimum, an 8 inch cock! It's an unwritten law!

Good one.

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Re: Re: of course

Only if you lick mine first

TH,
I'll lick any part of you that you wish.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Re: of course

TH,
I'll lick any part of you that you wish.

How did I know you were going to come back with that ought .
I ought you might of had a favourite part by now, lol