Gallery of Unfortunate Greeting Cards

[Mischka]

This site is a riot. Make sure you check out the Halloween cards.

http://www.capnwacky.com/cards/

http://www.capnwacky.com/halloween/images/hallocard8.jpg

"To me, seeing the devil and his minions as tiny little guys sipping booze through a straw and stealing chocolates makes them a bit less scary.

Probably Zima in there."

 

[Mischka]

http://www.capnwacky.com/halloween/images/hallocard14.jpg

"Here's a good lesson for the kids. Kids, if the evil fairies ever come for you, jus give 'em the baby. That'll tide 'em over."

 

[Mischka]

Laurel should like this one:

http://www.capnwacky.com/halloween/images/hallocard15.jpg

"Victorious in his quest to be the Official Vegetable of Halloween, the pumpkin drives his fallen rivals to the giant salad bar of rejected vegge freaks.

With a kitty."

 

[Mischka]

More suited to the current holiday:

http://www.capnwacky.com/stpats/images/stpatcard4.jpg

"... where the dove of peace takes a nosedive."

 

[Mischka]

http://www.capnwacky.com/stpats/images/stpatcard11.jpg

"Ah yes, the two great St. Patrick's Day traditions: the wearing o' the red and the riding o' the donkey. Or whatever."

 

[lavender]

 

[Mischka]

http://www.capnwacky.com/stpats/images/stpatcard5.jpg

"Nothing quite makes me want to celebrate as much as looking back on a horrible, depressing famine. I can't believe the 'Remember the Great Depression' cards never took on."

 

[Mischka]

Mischka, law school has ruined us. It's official.

Hey, at least we're having fun in our spiral downwards.

And now for the upcoming holiday:

http://www.capnwacky.com/easter/images/eastercard1.jpg

"That's right, ma'am, just drop your baby right here on my frying pan. See? Wasn't that delivery over easy? I mean over quickly - quickly, I meant."

 

[Mischka]

http://www.capnwacky.com/easter/images/eastercard6.jpg

"Curse you, Bat-Baby! How dare you break open my egg in the middle of a pleasant dream! We're lifelong enemies now! Feh!"

 

[Mischka]

http://www.capnwacky.com/easter/images/eastercard7.jpg

"My favorite part on this one isn't the dress-wearing rabbit that walks like a man. Sure, that's creepy, but not half as much as the two shawl-wearing hens selling their young at the market."

 

[Mischka]

http://www.capnwacky.com/easter/images/eastercard14.jpg

"See! I knew these lousy holiday mascots weren't doing this out of the goodness of their hearts. Yes, kids. There is an Easter Bunny, and he's a slave of the time-clock just like you will be when you grow up. Freedom is an illusion."

 

[Mischka]

This is one creepy looking card.

http://www.capnwacky.com/easter/images/eastercard23.jpg

"Here's a safety tip for Easter- Never let your friends lure you out to the desert at midnight to look at giant eggs. They may have evil, evil rabbits in them. Or something."

 

[Mischka]

http://www.capnwacky.com/easter/images/eastercard28.jpg

"Hooray, we've just been born! Pass the booze!"

 

[Svedish_Chef]

This is one creepy looking card.

http://www.capnwacky.com/easter/images/eastercard23.jpg

"Here's a safety tip for Easter- Never let your friends lure you out to the desert at midnight to look at giant eggs. They may have evil, evil rabbits in them. Or something."

WOOHOO

Evil Rabbits...

 

[kotori]

http://www.capnwacky.com/stpats/images/stpatcard11.jpg

"Ah yes, the two great St. Patrick's Day traditions: the wearing o' the red and the riding o' the donkey. Or whatever."

Not to mention the four-leaved shamrock--that's always one of my personal favourites.