G I Joe: Cobra's Ascention!

[Guest]

ORIGINALLY POSTED BY RAVENLOFT

It was a quiet, somber night, only a month past the disbandment of the JOE team. A blond haired man walked along a well worn side walk, somewhere in mid-american suburbia. He had a gleam in his eyes as he approached one specific house. It was a typical house, white picket fence, grey slate walk way to the door... Nothing seemed to make it any more special than any of the others... Save for who lived inside... A Joe, an ex-Joe to be more persice. The man opened the gate and strode to the door. He reached out and twisted the nob, and the door opened easilly. Walking in with purpose, he heard activity in the kitchen. Striding there, he pushed open the kitchen doors. A man sat at the kitchen table with his wife and two children. The man stood up in surprise.

"Edwin C. Steen?" The blond man asked calmly. Edwin's eyes went to mere slits. "Yes..." He answered, trailing off as he edged toward his wife, who stood as well, The kids looked at the blond man innocently, not saying a word. "Ed, do you know this man?" The wife asked nervously. "AKA Lifeline?" The blond man continued. Edwin calmed down for a moment. "Yes, did Duke send you?" He asked of the blond man, turning to his wife he said. "Its alright honey, I think I know what this is about."

Without a word, the blond man pulled out a gun, aimed and fired a round square between Edwin's eyes. The woman screamed and the children froze in terror.

From outside the house, three more shots could be heard, then all was silent. Ten minutes later, police arived, to find Edwin and his family all shot and killed... And no sign of the blond man, as though he'd never been there...

An hour later, sitting in a motel room, a man, who was not blond dialed a number on his cell phone. The line picked up imediatly. "Yes, Lifeline has been eliminated." The man said as he reached over and toyed with a blond wig laying on the bed next to him. He popped on the tv and leaned back in his seat, over his shoulder could be seen a closet full of red militaryesque uniforms.

OOC: Okay, Cobra is sending out assassins for each of the Joes... They arn't going to be stupid about it either, so it should be serious perile for the Joe you are playing. No easy kills on your assassin's please. Its called drama. For instance, ninja's would be sent for Snake Eyes, and Stormshadow. Thank you, and enjoy.

 

[Valdimer]

Monkeywrench




Monkeywrench sat on his 1975 Harley and waited. He hated waiting. The sun shown down on him, seated in front of Deja Vu, a local strip joint. "Zartan said he'd be here.....now where the fuck is he!" The shotgun he kept at his side was fully loaded, and waiting to be used. His saddle bags full of shotgun shells, and a variety of explosives, Monkeywrench sat and waited.

Finally, after about an hour in the sun, a car pulled up. Monkeywrench sat up on his bike and looked. "Ahh, there you are." he said, satisfied. Hopping off his bike, he grabed his shotgun and put it under his trenchcoat, and walked in. Monster Magnet played in th background, and women danced, some completly naked, other working thier way to that. Monkeywrench pulled off his sunglasses and scanned the crowd. Looking, he finally spotted who he had come to see. A bald headed black man, seated by himself, in a far corner of the strip joint. Walking up to the man, he calmly asked. "Hey, werent you a Joe?" The man stared at him for a moment, and then finally said, "Well, yea, who wants to know?" in a slightly agressive tone. "Roadblock, right?" Monkeywrench asked agian, his hand moving to his shotgun. "Well, yea...and who are you? One o those reporters?" the black man asked, somewhat annoyed. "Cobra sends it's regards." Monkeywrench stated, pulling out his shotgun, leveling it, and pulled the trigger. Roadblock flew out of his chair, his chest a mess with blood and buckshot. The music continued playing in the background, but the crowd had stopped whatever it is they were doing at that point in time.

Monkeywrench put his shotgun back in his coat, and calmly walked out of the joint. He straddled his bike, started it up, and took off...........

 

[Ravenloft]

Zartan:

"MonkeyWrench, has the Joe been eliminated?" Came a calm sinister voice over Monkeywrench's intercom as he rode away on his motorcycle.

 

[silverwolf]

elliot joe

ooc: i guess i'll play a joe

ic: as i sat in front of the fire place trieing to shake the feeling of something being amiss i pull my 45 and take it apart to claean whil still having my 357 magnum at my other side.

 

[JohnnyWryder]

Road Block: First Mistake

Road Block Lais on his Back Real and Fake blood Covering his Chest and Stomech He Knows For sure That this Will Be the last time He fills Pain. He thinks Bock To A day Ago When He Got A call From Alpine Telling him that Life line and his Family was dead Road block imedietly asked if Cobra was involfed Alpine said no Signs pointed to it. But that Didnt Setel wel with him So He caled the only man Crazzy enough to help him Find Out So him and his Old Friend Set up this Littel Ambussh The Plan was to Let the Assassin Think He Kils His Mark Being road Block Will his frieand Planted A Tracer And Bugg On tHe would be Killers Transportation But On F The Shells Got Past the Bulet proff Vest Laughs A Littel As His Partner walks in through the back door. "Falcon Did You Do What youwere suposse to?"

 

[Angelus]

Whiplash

Whiplash looked up and down the street before he put his car into gear. He slammed his foot down on the accelerator and shot out into the street, smiling when he heard the honks as he cut a few drivers off. He had wanted to get out onto the road so badly that he had left the compound and jumped into his car, speeding away before anyone could stop him.

He reached over and turned on the music and by pure chance his favorite song was playing. He pushed his foot down on the accelerator even harder and sped down the street, not knowing where he was going. He just wanted to drive.

 

[Valdimer]

Monkeywrench


"Yea.....he's dead. Shot him square in the chest. Aint no gettin up from that." he said into his intercom, speeding down the road. "Where you at, so's I can meet ya there." he said, flying inbetween cars, narrowly missing people crossing the street.......

 

[Ravenloft]

Zartan:

"Oh, you know I can't tell you where, you will see me when I want you too though... dont you worry... The next, and most important obsticals are Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow... How is there situation turning out my young brother??? Zartan's voice gave no room for faliure...

 

[Valdimer]

Monkeywrench



"Whoa now, you aint said nutthin bout goin after no ninjas. Fuck that. The regular Joes are one thing Zartan, but those ninjas, with all those crazy flips and kicks....hell no. Send someone else.", Monkeywrench said, pulling into a gas station. "Shit man, send me after the likes of Duke, Scarlett, Lady Jay, or anyone else. Let our ninjas deal with thier ninjas." He sat on the bike, waiting Zartan's response........

 

[silverwolf]

joe

ooc: quick question am isupposed to come up with my own assasin or are you guys goig to do that,i'm not good with assasins so i hope your doing it.

 

[DarkTalon]

Falcon

Falcon Walks in through the back door of the club, To find Road block still on his Back Raod Bloack asks About The tracer and Bug He Putt On Monkeywrench's Bike " Yea i Did it, But are you all right "
Road block shook his head no So Falcon put Pressure on the wound once he found it " We Should Get You to A Hosbitle" Falcon picks road Block up An Carrys him to his Car And Drives To The Hosbitle Once Road Block was cheaked in Falcon left. As soon as he got to his car He Made a call on his cell Phone
"Hello Duke It me Falcon ."
"Yea I Know Its Been A Wile. The reson i calld Bro. Is Codra is Back. Monkeywrench Just Tried to Kill Road Block And I Belevi Theire Behind Life lines Death. I just Cheaked Road Block in to intensive care Iam Going To Get Some Of My Lether Necks to Gard His Room Im Going Home

 

[Ravenloft]

OOC: If you want one of us to be your assassin, we can Silver... Infact...

Zartan:

"I didn't mean for YOU to go after them you stupid sod, you'd be dead before you got within fifty feet of either of them... I know that, you know that... I meant, have you been contacted by the ninja's? YOUR next target is in an envelope in the bathroom..." And with that, Zartan hung up.

 

[Valdimer]

Monkeywrench



Monkeywrench scrunched his face as Zartan disconnected from the intercom. "The bathroom.....what is he tryin to say anyways.." he said, sniffing his underarms. Climbing off his bike, he made his way to the bathroom door, on the outside of the gas station. "Locked..." he said, dissatisfied. Giving the door a hard kick, it swung out, a loud crash as it hit the wall. He walked in, the man sitting on the can, stared in horror. "Take...take anything you want man.....just...just dont hurt me..." the man said, quivering. "Oh shit, I aint here for you....hehe, I think I've done plenty as it is anyways." he said, looking around for the envolope. Finding it, taped under the sink, he opened it, and smiled. Whirling back around, Monkeywrench faced the man on the toilet. "As a matter of fact, I do want something from you. Give me your wallet." he said, pulling out the shot gun. The man, quivering, muttered something about wife and kids, and tossed Monkeywrench the wallet. Picking it up, he pulled the money out, and tossed it back. "Thanks." he said, pulling the trigger.

Walking back out, people began to crowd around, and some woman screamed. Hopping on his bike, he started it up, and shot off. "I'm Coming Joe..." he said, smileing. "Like the old days of the Dreadnaughts......"...............

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

Baroness

(OOC. To those of you who are wondering, I am extremely sorry for my absence. My friend and I were in an accident, a drunk driver took her life. So I have been a bit away, both mentally and physically. I apologize, maybe things will get back to normal. Merry Christmas.)

IC:
Anastasia calmly put her blood splattere glasses back on.

Before her lie the President of the United States and three G.I. Joes.

**
I tore the tags from their necks, slipping the still warm metal into my pocket. I waved the men dressed in complete black to secure my exit.

Taking my transmitter, I flicked it to the secured line. "Three down, and..." I smiled, "I will let you hear about the bonus."

I grabbed the file that was in front of the president, former president...

It was the Joe Files, My name was on of the files

"The baroness is probably the most dangerous agent within COBRA...loyal only to herself,...has an unrelenting hatred towards government...since G.I. Joe is the "Best of the Best" in the military world....BLAH BLAH"

I particularly loved the first line. I laughed in glee. I threw the papers over my shoulder.

I slipped on my gloves and hopped onto the sleek black bike.

I awaited an answer via radio.

 

[Ravenloft]

Zartan:

Dialing into the Baroness's com line, Zartan smiled, he was glad to talk to her, and not his ignorant brother. "Baroness, have your targets been eliminated?" He asked smoothly.

 

[PmTick]

Sure Shot

Kyle sat back in his chair as he watched the Steelers game on the big screen of Ray's Sports Bar. His Sam Adams cascaded down his throat, quenching his thirst. He had been a Joe for exactly 3 months now and was enjoying his spare time. He set the empty pilsner glass down and took in a deep breath before paying his bill. The ride back to the base was long, he figured he should make a pit stop first.

He entered the empty bathroom and scurried to the urinal. He undid his zipper, resting his head backwards as he relieved himself. At that moment he felt a tight rope clench his neck, he had become another target of Cobra. He started to black out as the air left his lungs...

 

[Ravenloft]

CopperHead:

Tightening the rope about the little Joe's neck, CopperHead hissed in the man's ear. "Send my reguards to Lifeline, you Joe Scum!"

 

[Morgoth]

Snake Eyes sat in his small dojo in Nebraska. He had moved there, up in the mountains, after J.I. Joe had been disbanded. All the students had left, and darkness quickly descended. Snake Eyes removed his face mask and ran his hands over his disfigured beauty. A small tear leaked from his eye and dopped from his chin. He heard a slight noise outside and quickly put his mask back on. Something horribly wrong was going on. The glass behind him shattered as four ninjas flew through it, one kicking him in the back, hard. Ten more ninjas came in through different openings, cautious. Snake Eyes recovered quickly and grabbed a nearby sai and threw it, the blade skewering it's target. He grabbed the nearby katana and lunged, but these ninjas were masters. They fought over the floor like madmen, but slowly, the numbers were beginning to show. Snake Eyes was tiring. He was bruised and bleeding all over from the multiple hits he had taken, but then, so were his attackers. He slashed at one madly, and cleaved him in half. He thanked God as he heard a car pull into the driveway. Joe, his senior black belt, had seemingly forgot his hat. He had come back just in the nick of time. For just as he walked through the doorway, he saw the 12 ninjas fighting his sensai. He pulled free a nearby katana and roared, lunging. Togethere, they were truly a pair made in Hell. None could stand against them. Slowly, the enemy ninjas began to fall, cut in some place. Then, all were dead. After nearly 2 hours of fighting for Snake Eyes, he had won. Joe bowed to him and they put their katanas away. Snake Eyes strode to what appeared to be the leader of the dead assassins and checked his clothing. At length he found the mark of Cobra. He bowed to Joe and motioned thanks and told him(in sign language, which he has learned) thet he had to go away for a while and he would leave the dojo in his care. He then suited up and jumped into his jeep and drove off, not paying attention to the wounds that covered him, stinging and aching.

 

[Ravenloft]

As Snake Eye's drove off, a sword shot up through the floor boards, empailing Joe through the heart. One last ninja busted through the floor boards and looked about, smiling under his conceiling mask. More Ninja's would be after the Joe, he knew, and he could subsum little Joe's place as leader of the dojo now... He liked it...

 

[DarkTalon]

Falcon Barly Alive

FALCON

Falcon Pulled up in to the garouge of his Apartment Building. As He Wlaked up to the elevater He saw a beautiful young lady with blond hair and a dazziling smile. She seemd to be struggeling with some graceries.

"Could I help You With Those ma'am?"

"Yes You May Handsome"
As Falcon Got closer to her so he could take some of here Bages, He was abel to reconize her As Zarana. He smiled
"You Zarana Darlin' You need to stop Falowing me it would never work out . I Mean Your A Cobra , I'm A Joe. Not to Mention Both your Brothers want to kill me."

"Sarry huny I dont Care for you much either"
Befor falcon could Say any thing Zandar Who Had Been Hiding Aginst The Wall Behind him Zandar put a knife to Falcons throught. Falcon quickly Fliped Zandar ito the elevater. Falcon trund to retreit For the fact That He was Un Armed And Zandar ANd Zarana's Older Brother Zartan Could Still Be i there with them. As He Ran He Heard A Gun Shot The Bullet Merrly nicked his Arm It seems that Zarana Shot at him ANd Missed.He was just About to his Car Zandar Threw some knifes at him Only one hit . it gaot him right in the Back Ove his leg . Falcon Barrly Got Out Of There. As he speed Of In His Charry red 66'Mustag Convertable He Thought to him self ~Zarana is A Crack Shot Did She miss On Porpuss~ Sudenly His Cell Phone Rang "Hello" It Was his Brother Duke
" WHat The president Was surusly injerrd And Flint, Hawk And Red Dog Are Dead. Well It looks like you now in charge of The Joes Brother ."
"Yes I know The Joes Were dis Banded But THe President is injerrd obras back And After The Joes So I think The Meas We are Re Comisond And Back in the Game You Make The Nessasary Phone Calls I Have to Get A Knife taken Out Of my leg I barly made it out of my Garoge Alive.Yea yea Cal me when you get in tuch with others. Thats A good Idea Go Visit Road Block Yea thats the Hostbitel. Well Ill Tal To You latter.

ZARANA
" Wel Our Brothers Not Going To Like this Zandar"
Zarana Turnd On her Com unit And Waited for her Brothers Voice.

OOC: Ok I Am Play Ing Falcon And Zarana Only Duke And Zandar Are Free For Otghers Th Play With to All Though I would Like Duke to Stay Alive ANd Acording to bios on Yojoe.com Munky wrench is not Zartans Brother.

 

[Ravenloft]

Zartan:

"Speak, my sister." Zartan said calmly as he flipped to his sister's com frequency.

OOC: I KNOW MonkeyWrench isn't his brother, people can call you a brother even when you arn't one by blood you know...

 

[DarkTalon]

Zarana

"Well Brother Falcon As seemd to have excaped us But he is Wounded Bulet in his Arm And one Of Zandar's knife in his leg."
Zander shakes His head He has to Tell Zartan About there Sisters hestation And the Fact that she missed on purpus She had too Because she never misses. But That Would Have to wait tell Him And Zartan were alone Be cause He only talks to Zartan no one els knows what Zandars Voice sounds like.

 

[Valdimer]

Monkeywrench





Pulling up to the apartment complex, Monkeywrench let out a sigh. "Another one to mark on the barrel." Flipping a switch on his bike, the intercom made a few chirps, Zartan's frequency coming up. "Zartan, I'm at the Joe's place...I'll letcha know when I get out." Turning it off, he climbed off his bike, securing the shotgun under his trech coat, and placing a few grenades in his coat pocket. "Kaboom!" he said, letting out a laugh as he walked through the complex, searching for the door number. Finding the door, he peeked in the windows. "Damn, the blinds are drawn." he whispered to himself. Looking around, he saw that no one was out, or if they were, they were staying away. Pulling the shotgun out, he kicked the door with all his strength, the shotgun leveled in front of him.

Monkeywrench stepped in, and turned to his left. There, a joe sat, stunned, his gun, half apart in his hands. "Caught you at a bad time?" he said, smiling. Pulling the trigger, he shot..........

 

[JohnnyWryder]

Road Block's Last request

Duke Walked in Too Road Block's room Road Block looked at him.
"Did Falcon Tell you what happend "

"yea he did Are you all right"

"No Duke Im Not The docs Say i wont make it through the night."

"Im Sarry To Hear that Im Re building The Joes They wont be the same with out you."

"I know. Do Me One faver WHen you leave here Go To New York The last Member of my Family works there His Name is Jashua Nicks hes my nephue . Tell him what Happend to Me ." And With That Road Block Dies Duke Books The First Plane he can to New York . To Find Joshua Nicks.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

BARONESSS

Secret Service Agents had just noticed that the President's elite security wasn't so elite.

A bomb exploded behind me. While futile petty warnings of "HANDS UP! STOP!"

Right. I flipped on my com as I heard Zartan. I jumped off the sleek bike and tucked and flipped out of the way of the explosion.

"Why hello Zartan." I said as I landed crouched. I began a full sprint.

"Well, things are...going well." I said with a smirk.

He heard another explosion. "Seems as though the Joes want to play."

"Yes, I hit my target. And two others...not to mention....well sweety, you will just have to turn on the tele to find out that I assasintated the President."

I fired behind me, hitting a secret serviceman between the eyes.

"Whoopsies," I feigned sarcastically, "Guess you don't have to turn on the t.v. "

"I would appreciated some assistance hun. Try the corner of Wells and 8th, I would be the one with all of the Secret Service on her ass. "