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DéjàNu

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Interesting thing I've learned today:

The flea mates by a process known as "traumatic intercourse." The female flea has no vagina: rather the male jabs its spiked penis indiscriminately somehwere into its abdomin, creating a "vagina" by the wound, and pumping the female full of semen so that her abdominal region swells. The wound scabs over the baby fleas gestate in the female. When they are ready to be born, her body explodes, and the infant fleas come swarming out of her mangled corpse.





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DéjàNu said:
Interesting thing I've learned today:

The flea mates by a process known as "traumatic intercourse." The female flea has no vagina: rather the male jabs its spiked penis indiscriminately somehwere into its abdomin, creating a "vagina" by the wound, and pumping the female full of semen so that her abdominal region swells. The wound scabs over the baby fleas gestate in the female. When they are ready to be born, her body explodes, and the infant fleas come swarming out of her mangled corpse.

Ahhhh.... ROMANCE! It's a beautiful thing!
 
What did you expect from a bunch of blood sucking scum?


Are we soon going to hear about the Feminist Flea Movement and they'll be demanding birth control and the right to be bitchy about the whole thing?
 
Side-blotched lizards

The strange mating habits of the side-blotched lizard are well known. Blue-throated males guard their mates, but are often cuckolded by the larger orange-throated males. Meanwhile sneaky yellow-throated males secretly mate with females left alone....

Blue beats yellow, yellow beats orange, and orange beats blue, just as rock breaks scissors, scissors cut paper and paper covers rock in the children's game.
 
so i should be careful of guys wearing orange blazers?
 
DéjàNu said:
The flea mates by a process known as "traumatic intercourse." The female flea has no vagina: rather the male jabs its spiked penis indiscriminately somehwere into its abdomin, creating a "vagina" by the wound, and pumping the female full of semen so that her abdominal region swells. The wound scabs over the baby fleas gestate in the female. When they are ready to be born, her body explodes, and the infant fleas come swarming out of her mangled corpse.


make-your-own-vagina type of mating, eh....bless her heart....first stabbed with spiked penis....then explodes into pieces at childbirth....wow....

you're fun deja....thanks for the info.....;)
 
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