FYI: The Return of the Pod People

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ON ORDER: BRAD PITT'S NOSE - A Lovelier You, With Off-the-Shelf Parts - By ALEX KUCZYNSKI

IT is a commonplace of anthropology that every culture has its own set of standards defining beauty. But in American culture - at least from the point of view of reality television - the parameters appear to be rapidly narrowing.

Viewers of "The Swan" on Fox and "Extreme Makeover" on ABC - reality programs that take pudgy, snaggle-toothed Americans and put them through a cosmetic-surgery juggernaut - know that at the end of each program the participants emerge, transformed, to the oohs and ahs of family, friends and surgeons.

But as the patients make their appearances, week after week, viewers have also begun to notice an eerie Stepford-spouse similarity. "They all get a chin implant, all get a brow lift, all get their lips done," said Dr. Z. Paul Lorenc, a New York plastic surgeon who has watched the programs.

The cheeks of the patients are all planed upward; lips are uniformly swollen to rubber-doll proportions; breasts stand at military attention. The men have new superhero chins. Mouths, to a person, are packed with teeth as big and white as Chiclets.

Critics of American popular culture have long looked down their noses at the quest for bland conformity. We are a nation, they say, of follow-me consumerism. We all wear the same clothes, eat at the same restaurants and drive the same S.U.V.'s. But these television shows seem to signal that the herd mentality has reached alarming new levels. Are we now all going to have the same face - one that looks like whoever is on the cover of Us magazine?

Dr. Nancy Etcoff, author of "Survival of the Prettiest: the Science of Beauty" (Anchor, 2000) and an instructor in the psychiatry department at Harvard Medical School, said the assembly-line look ultimately damages the notion of personal identity. "We are in danger of doing something unthinkable, which is making beauty boring," Dr. Etcoff said. "When it is all so overtly about appearance, personal identity becomes almost trivial. It's as if people would rather choose a mask, than look like themselves, or their mother, or daughter."

In some social sets, it is a simple fact of life that one will have some major procedure every year. In March, for example, when Lionel Richie's 37-year-old wife filed for divorce in Los Angeles, her list of financial demands included $20,000 a year for plastic surgery. Bruce Wagner, the Los Angeles writer whose novels focus on the dissolution and anomie of contemporary life, regards the current interest in surgical enhancement as a terminally adolescent desire for acceptance.

"I grew up in Beverly Hills, where 25 years ago the summers were the time when girls and boys had their noses done," Mr. Wagner said. "But the fact that we now watch it, uncensored, and what might have been considered lurid, ghoulish or macabre even five seasons back is now part of sweeps week shows just how bent the culture has become. There is an addiction to conformity that is bred in the bone."

Who do all these surgically enhanced people want to look like? "Our religion is celebrity, and our gods are celebrities," Dr. Haworth said. "When we conform to the dictates of taste, that's who we look to."

"Any place on the body where you can have an ideal, cosmetic surgery will cater to that ideal," said Marilyn Yalom, author of "A History of the Breast" (Knopf, 1997). "You had a certain kind of pointed breast that was popular in the 50's. In the 80's, it was softer and bigger. Now, it's a large, almost muscular breast. It is a very interactive relationship between cultural icons and the plastic surgeons themselves."

But there is something chilling in the way that patients today see Pamela Anderson, an obvious consumer of cosmetic surgery, as a paradigm of beauty. Will we become a nation of plastic-surgery pod people? But others believe that the plastic surgery craze plays to the nation's tendency to favor youth over experience, the immediate over the past.

George Orwell said that at 50, every man has the face he deserves, noted Christopher Hitchens, the Vanity Fair columnist. To erase the lines of one's face is a way of destroying one's history.

"And that does mean something about your character," Mr. Hitchens said. "At least in the sense that if you decide to obliterate it and fall in step with a lot of other people who have obliterated it, you may in fact end up looking like nothing else on earth. You may be blank."

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perdita said:
In March, for example, when Lionel Richie's 37-year-old wife filed for divorce in Los Angeles, her list of financial demands included $20,000 a year for plastic surgery.

That explains why their daughter is such an idiot. Her mother's surgeon obviously replaced her brain with silicon!
 
Interesting that you should bring this up, I was watching Discovery health last nite and there was a program on extreme plastic surgery.
A young police officer was hit from behind by a taxi and the car burst into flames. He survived badly scarred, his face was burnt beyond recognition. Through the aide of a doctor and a gentleman that worked as a master of disguise they gave him new ears and a nose. It was quite remarkable.
They did the same for a woman who was in the Pentagon on 9-11 and a woman who lost an eye to cancer.
They all showed amazing spirit.

The show before that was about a woman who had a tumor removed that was over 200lbs. She weighed less than 100lbs afterwards, but recovered and is back to normal.

These stories I love to see. their lives were changed in a split second, their bodies disfigured and still they endured. It wasn't about vanity but giving back some dignity.
I wish all could have watched it.
~A~
 
Yeah, man.

My cock is too huge. I'm thinking a size-reduction.
 
Well what can you say about this? I've never watched the Swan or any of those other shows. I will watch Fox for the Simpsons, otherwise I just refuse to have it on. Everyone knows that Fox is the shameless geek of the media sideshow, and I think most of us know that the Swan is just sad and pathetic, another Fox feak show. I just assumed that these people are picked up at the stage door of the Jerry Springer show and bussed over to the Swan for their makeovers.

But what are you going to do if someone offers you plastic surgery? Tell them to give you more character? More wrinkles and less chin and a nose like W.C. Fields'? No, you're going to go for the current ideal of beauty. That's perfectly understandable.

As for the ubiquity of plastic surgery and all of us starting to look alike, that's an old story and it just ain't gonna happen. Relatively few people go under the knife, and for those who do, they have Michael Jackson's face to think about.

---dr.M.
 
dr_mabeuse said:

As for the ubiquity of plastic surgery and all of us starting to look alike, that's an old story and it just ain't gonna happen.

---dr.M.
Well, from the way those incest stories are doing on Lit, I'm not so sure about that.

I look like my uncle Tommy, man.
 
ABSTRUSE said:

The show before that was about a woman who had a tumor removed that was over 200lbs. She weighed less than 100lbs afterwards, but recovered and is back to normal.

The tumour weighed twce as much as she did???:eek:
 
We have those kind of shows as well. Just watched the Dutch variety of Xtreme Makeovers once.

More disturbing is an advertisement I heard for a show where you can get the face of your idol. I haven't paid real attention to it, but I think it will be on in about a month.

You can apply and say you want to look like, uhm...
Heck, I don't want to look like anybody else. :mad:

On another note, the guy who made plastic surgery acceptable in the Netherlands, calls himself a cosmetic surgeon. He never finished his education as a plastic surgeon and this title is not protected by law.
But his media noise created the distinction between plastic surgery, for the seriously injured, and cosmetic surgery, for the seriously insecure.

:D
 
ABSTRUSE said:


The show before that was about a woman who had a tumor removed that was over 200lbs. She weighed less than 100lbs afterwards, but recovered and is back to normal.

~A~

That was a great show - fascinating to watch them cutting it off.
 
I'm thinking of William Gibson's series of cyberpunk novels and stories, where surgical boutiques are as common as hairdressers.

Two of the most memorable characters had never been modified.

I think that's the type of character I would like to be in the future. A real person, not a construct of beautiful pieces.

We also wear psychological masks. There was an article in Homemaker's many years ago entitled "Pseudo-Intimacy". The article posited that we make up psychological masks we wear in order to function. We have a mask for work, a mask for friends, a mask for lovers, a mask for family. The article was mostly about people who were having intimacy problems because their masks kept getting in the way.

That article had been in my mind for almost thirty years now. I thought them, and still think now, that this might be one of the major problems with us here in North America.

Whether getting our faces and bodies remade so we can be 'beautiful' or wearing personality masks to fit in, we're making the same statement. We don't know who we are and we don't want to know.
 
Did you know that British actors and actresses are getting film parts because they are not surgically enhanced?

There is even an Ugly Actors agency.

British dentistry is a disgrace. Even if you pay privately (on top of the amount you have already paid in 'National Insurance' and the fees charged at the dentist for treatment that used to be free - because you had already paid for it) you are likely to end up with 3rd world treatment. Many 30 year olds in this country have false teeth.

Og
 
Ogg, beyond their capabilities and gifts, I rank British actors and actresses above American because they have real faces. Recall Gloria Swanson in "Sunset Boulevard": We had faces then.

I'm sorry about the bad dentistry but I certainly prefer ordinary looking teeth to the blindingly white rows on most American stars.

For beautifully interesting faces (not said condescendingly) I love to watch Eileen Atkins, Helen Mirren, Zoe Wanamaker, Sophie Thompson, Brenda Bleythn (sp?), Vanessa Redgrave, Judy Dench, and all the "old" ladies on "Last of the Summer Wine". There are many more, these just came to mind. Then there are the men :) .

Perdita
 
One of my customers is an actress in her 70s. She has been playing 'bit' parts on television, stage and in British films for 40 years. Why?

Because she has and had a nondescript face. No one notices her. She can be made up to be any type of person from the working class slattern to an upper class 'toff' and she has accents to match.

She is always available, always where she should be, on time and in character, never queries the script or the direction, just does what she is asked to do efficiently. She sometimes appears in the credits but has at least a dozen acting aliases. She is the complete professional 'jobbing' actress.

She is proud of appearing at prime time on three TV channels on the same evening and it two advertisements as well - and no one noticed, not even her agent!

They don't make actors like her any more. I would be a fan - if I could recognise her on screen.

Og
 
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