Furry Dice

[oggbashan]

Yesterday I was stuck in a queue of traffic. In the side window of the car in front were a pair of furry dice. As the queue gradually moved, the dice swung so that I could read some of the six faces of each dice but not all.

The red dice suggested actions. The black dice suggested locations.

All I could read from the dice were:

Red: KISS; LICK; CARESS; STROKE
Black: BACK; LIPS; NECK

What do you think the six sides of each dice SHOULD read to fit with what I saw?

What do you think would be better inscriptions?

Would you hang such dice in your car where every other driver could read them?

Og

 

[AppleBiter]

Yesterday I was stuck in a queue of traffic. In the side window of the car in front were a pair of furry dice. As the queue gradually moved, the dice swung so that I could read some of the six faces of each dice but not all.

The red dice suggested actions. The black dice suggested locations.

All I could read from the dice were:

Red: KISS; LICK; CARESS; STROKE
Black: BACK; LIPS; NECK

What do you think the six sides of each dice SHOULD read to fit with what I saw?

What do you think would be better inscriptions?

Would you hang such dice in your car where every other driver could read them?

Og

Well, if they're anything like the little glow-in-the-dark dice we have, one reads:

BLOW
LICK
TEASE
KISS
TOUCH
MASSAGE

The other reads:

? <-- That is actually what one side says
TOES
LIPS
NIPPLES
BOOBS
BODY

They're not nearly as fun as they would seem. For example, men don't have boobs. Roll again. Or, too often, you get a combo like "Blow Lips" or "Tease Toes." I think they were kind of a waste of money, though they looked like they'd be fun when we bought them.

Would I hang them in my car if I had big, fuzzy ones? Nah.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Would you hang such dice in your car where every other driver could read them?

Og

Hell yes I'd hang them but I'd like to have adaptable dice so I could change the inscription to fit the passenger. I carry my innocent 8 yr old daughter as a passenger most often and I can't see her reacting well to LICK NIPPLES.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Would you hang such dice in your car where every other driver could read them?

Og

Hell yes I'd hang them but I'd like to have adaptable dice so I could change the inscription to fit the passenger. I carry my innocent 8 yr old daughter as a passenger most often and I can't see her reacting well to LICK NIPPLES.

On the other hand having a pair of dice that told my passenger to SUCK KNOB may have it's benefits on a Friday night date.

 

[oggbashan]

The driver was a woman in her thirties.

In the back window was a sign 'Princess on Board'. I hope that the 'princess' is too young to read furry dice.

Og

 

[Carnevil9]

They're not nearly as fun as they would seem.

They're considerably more fun in a hot tub with lots of friends and lots of alcohol.....Carney

 

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[rgraham666]

Unfortunately, the "princess" was almost certainly the driver.

Great minds think alike.

 

[AppleBiter]

They're considerably more fun in a hot tub with lots of friends and lots of alcohol.....Carney

I can't imagine how that equation would guarantee any less silly results, but knock yourself out.

 

[Guest]

 

[Antfarmer77]

FSD.

ROFLMAO