Furphys
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Quoll
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Try these. True or Not
Birds are doing it, bees are doing it. We should be doing it, more often!
A Real man dazzles a lover with his performance---that lasts!
Men always sizzle like hot griddles; women simmer like slow cookers
If the penis doesn't stand at full attention, cancel the parade
Making love without intercourse is like only getting to first base
Having Good Sex Comes Naturally, Like Sleeping Talking and Walking
Everybody Else Has A Wonderful Sex Life; Nobody Has Problems Like Us
People In Relationships Never Masturbate
If There Is Snow On The Chimney, There Is No Fire In The Fireplace
Using Sexual Fantasies Means You Are Dissatisfied With Your Partner
Birds are doing it, bees are doing it. We should be doing it, more often!
A Real man dazzles a lover with his performance---that lasts!
Men always sizzle like hot griddles; women simmer like slow cookers
If the penis doesn't stand at full attention, cancel the parade
Making love without intercourse is like only getting to first base
Having Good Sex Comes Naturally, Like Sleeping Talking and Walking
Everybody Else Has A Wonderful Sex Life; Nobody Has Problems Like Us
People In Relationships Never Masturbate
If There Is Snow On The Chimney, There Is No Fire In The Fireplace
Using Sexual Fantasies Means You Are Dissatisfied With Your Partner
SweetErika
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Not at all, quoll, though it was a bit of a baited question admittedly...I kind of wanted to see what the original poster would come up with.quoll said:
Great topic...I can't think of anything to add to the list at the moment, but I'll be back.
Quoll
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quoll said:
After a reasonably thorough search of
NIH the only listed health benefits of an enema are, as an aid in relieving constipation and in diagnosing certain illnesses.
While having coffee or champagne or many other substances inserted may provide pleasure, there does not seem to be any other medically proven reasons for having an enema.
SweetErika
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A few sex-related furphies...
-Sex toys are a replacement for your partner. Using them means your partner isn't good enough or doing something right.
-There's something wrong with you if you usually need to use a vibe to get off.
-Everyone orgasms when they receive skillful oral sex.
-Sex toys are a replacement for your partner. Using them means your partner isn't good enough or doing something right.
-There's something wrong with you if you usually need to use a vibe to get off.
-Everyone orgasms when they receive skillful oral sex.
bisexplicit
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Eilan said:
Oh yes. I have 32 DDD breasts and am capable of having up to five sexual partners at the same time without any discomfort.
And my boyfriend has a twelve inch penis that never goes soft.
bisexplicit
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Almost everyone who has sex before marriage contracts an STD or gets pregnant, despite using proper contraceptives.
Nightbird
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Ok this is a true story.. Seriously..
A woman's husband was cheating on her and he got crabs.. She has only ever been with him and was naive about sex. He told her he got the crabs from when he helped renovate a house.. Apperantly they live in the plaster and when you remove a plaster wall thats what happens.. You get an STD...
A woman's husband was cheating on her and he got crabs.. She has only ever been with him and was naive about sex. He told her he got the crabs from when he helped renovate a house.. Apperantly they live in the plaster and when you remove a plaster wall thats what happens.. You get an STD...
