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"Where did the white man go wrong?"

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial
pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man for
90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth.
You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."

The chief nodded that it was so.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion,
where did the white man go wrong?"

The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then
calmly replied,
"When white man found the land, Indians were running it.
No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work,
medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night
having sex."

Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think he
could improve system like that!"
 
A Panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and has his meal
He then pulls out a gun, and kills his waiter.
Next, he gets upt to leave
"Hold it!" The manager of the restaurant calls after him, "You can't do that"
"Sure I can I'm a Panda, look it up" is the response

The manager goes to his dictionary and looks up Panda

Panda: Large tree-dwelling marsupial. Eats shoots and leaves
 
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