Funny Valentines

[Black Tulip]

Ok, I confess. I'm bored out of my skull as I have to stay home on sickleave for another week. So I did some surfing and found lots of information on Valentine's Day. A holiday originally unknown to the low country, the Netherlands.

This one site was too funny to keep to myself. Enjoy and add anything you think worthwhile sharing with me and other innocents.

[color=ff6699]Unfortunate Valentine Cards[/color]


http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/liebe/8298.gif

 

[Guest]

other innocents.

Oh you are so funny!!!

 

[Black Tulip]

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/liebe/151.gif

 

[Guest]

My fave, posted next to a V.card picturing Batman:

"Hello, I'm Batman. When I was just a child, my parents were murdered right in front of my eyes. I made a solemn vow that day to commit my life to fighting crime. I've sacrificed my childhood and any efforts toward personal enjoyment. My nights are spent in deadly combat with everything from common street thugs to grotesque psychopaths. What little sleep I ever get is usually interupted by horrible nightmares and my waking up soaked in sweat. I fight a war that can never be won. I strive toward a goal that can never be reached. I am haunted. I am relentless. I am tortured.

Won't you be my valentine?"

Gracias, Tulipita. Hope you're healthy soon.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Can I make Granma's ice pick jokes?

 

[yui]

Ok, I confess. I'm bored out of my skull as I have to stay home on sickleave for another week. So I did some surfing and found lots of information on Valentine's Day. A holiday originally unknown to the low country, the Netherlands.

This one site was too funny to keep to myself. Enjoy and add anything you think worthwhile sharing with me and other innocents.

[color=ff6699]Unfortunate Valentine Cards[/color]


http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/liebe/8298.gif

Funny! I like the little cowboy with the brand.

Be well soon! http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/japan/22839.gif

 

[Guest]

I loved this one!

http://www.msu.edu/~whitero2/capn/valcard9.jpg

"How is this read?
We would make a happy pear.

OR

We would make a happy mutant freak with a repulsive, oversized fruit for a head that enjoys sailor suits and pie.

Also, the pear-monster doesn't look happy to me at all.
But, then, why should he?"


Cheers, Tulip!

Lou

 

[tolyk]

I loved this one!

http://www.msu.edu/~whitero2/capn/valcard9.jpg

"How is this read?
We would make a happy pear.

OR

We would make a happy mutant freak with a repulsive, oversized fruit for a head that enjoys sailor suits and pie.

Also, the pear-monster doesn't look happy to me at all.
But, then, why should he?"


Cheers, Tulip!

Lou

ouch.. lawsuit, lawsuit! No disclaimer and you made me fall off my chair and hurt myself.. (naw, just kidding.. I'm not american.. *evil grin*)

 

[Guest]

ouch.. lawsuit, lawsuit! No disclaimer and you made me fall off my chair and hurt myself.. (naw, just kidding.. I'm not american.. *evil grin*)

You thought that was bad, prepare yourself for this one...



http://www.msu.edu/~whitero2/capn/valcard18.jpg

"There are an awful lot of scary cards in the gallery, but this one ranks near the top.
A man's suit, a woman's face, a child's body. No pants, but an impossibly draped piece of cloth covering the answer to the question on everyone's mind.
Chilling. Just chilling."

Oh, FUCK!!! PMSL!!!

Go to the site, they are hilarious!

 

[tolyk]

You thought that was bad, prepare yourself for this one...



http://www.msu.edu/~whitero2/capn/valcard18.jpg

"There are an awful lot of scary cards in the gallery, but this one ranks near the top.
A man's suit, a woman's face, a child's body. No pants, but an impossibly draped piece of cloth covering the answer to the question on everyone's mind.
Chilling. Just chilling."

Oh, FUCK!!! PMSL!!!

Go to the site, they are hilarious!

Naw, I only glanced in here for a moment.. I'm actually not overly fond of V-day, even for a laugh..

 

[Guest]

I loved this one!

http://www.msu.edu/~whitero2/capn/valcard9.jpg

"How is this read?
We would make a happy pear.

OR

We would make a happy mutant freak with a repulsive, oversized fruit for a head that enjoys sailor suits and pie.

Also, the pear-monster doesn't look happy to me at all.
But, then, why should he?"


Cheers, Tulip!

Lou

Oh, that is just too hilarious! Love it! Love it!

 

[Guest]

We would make a happy mutant freak with a repulsive, oversized fruit for a head that enjoys sailor suits and pie.

You need to have your own greeting card business. I'd buy 'em.

Perdita (not that kind of Pear )

 

[Black Tulip]

Glad you're enjoying this.

Tolyk, there's a site out there for the anti-Valentines too.
My favorite should be obvious.
Can't get the picture in, but the text is clear enough:

[color=3300ff]Well, Van Gogh, that Valentine's Day card you painted didn't seem to impress your girl very much, did it?
How will you try to impress her next?
Van Gogh?
Can you hear me, Van Gogh?
Hello![/color]