Funny time again

Wizard

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There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone to not to call him Onestone! After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone..." He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant serious business.

Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone..." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he screwed her all day, screwed her all night, screwed her all the next day, screwed her all the next night...but, Yellow Bird wouldn't die!!!!


What is the moral of this story???




Come on..........take a guess!




Think about it................




Okay, okay, scroll down........




Here it comes............................




And the moral is........................ You can't kill two birds with one stone!





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thanks for the laugh!

very funny story, thanks, needed the laugh!:D
:rose: :kiss:
 
OMG that is a great joke -- have to send that one to Master! Thanks Wizard!
 
Here's a little funny game for those of us who like hitting ;)
Warning Major Time Waster

Penguin Batting anyone?

click your mouse to have the penguin jump, then click again to swing... the longest I've manged to get is 316.5. Enjoy!
 
TNRkitect2b said:
Here's a little funny game for those of us who like hitting ;)
Warning Major Time Waster

Penguin Batting anyone?

click your mouse to have the penguin jump, then click again to swing... the longest I've manged to get is 316.5. Enjoy!



I like it!!!!!! But your right it is a major waste of time.:cool:
 
and now for something entirely different....

Next halloween you aren't the only one that can dress up...

yes friends and neighbors, there are now costumes for Mr. Willie!

Showing off the latest in internationaly themed fashions, here is the world renouned model, Long Dong with...

http://www.tnrdgrnr.com/woody/intl/africa.jpg

http://www.tnrdgrnr.com/woody/intl/antartica.jpg

http://www.tnrdgrnr.com/woody/intl/cuba.jpg

http://www.tnrdgrnr.com/woody/intl/egypt.jpg

http://www.tnrdgrnr.com/woody/intl/france.jpg

http://www.tnrdgrnr.com/woody/intl/germany.jpg
 
Three pregnant women: a redhead, a brunette and a blonde were all sitting in the doctor's office one day.

"I'm glad this one will be a boy." announced the redhead.

"But," asked the blonde, "how can you know that?"

"Well," explained the redhead, I conceived during the male dominant position."

"Yes," agreed the brunette, "and my baby will be a girl because I conceived during the female dominant position."

With that the blonde burst into tears.

"What's wrong?" asked the other two ladies.

To which the blonde wailed, "I'm gonna have puppies!"


Catalina :)
 
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