"Funny Sayings"

[fnnyworld]

I know we've all seen some great t-shirts, signs, bumper stickers, whatever.... I get tired of simple word games so I thought this might be fun....

Just post some kind of funny or otherwise interesting thing you saw!


Life is not a journey to the grave
With the intention of
Arriving safely in a pretty
And well preserved body,
But rather to slide in sideways,
Thoroughly used up,
Totally worn out,
And loudly screaming,

WOW !!!! What a ride!

(author unknown....from the hood of a car!)

 

[done_got_old]

from my sig line................

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

 

[fnnyworld]

"Sometimes seeing the light is a matter of pulling your head outa your ass!"

 

[fnnyworld]

"SMILE.....Your mom chose life!"

 

[lolitalollypop]

Don't sit down on this toilet seat,
The crabs in here jump 40 feet!
If you think thats bloody high-
Go next door- the B******* fly!

Seen in a public toilet many, many years ago- thought it was quite funny at the time- how I remembered it I have no idea!

Lolly x

 

[fnnyworld]

Don't sit down on this toilet seat,
The crabs in here jump 40 feet!
If you think thats bloody high-
Go next door- the B******* fly!

Seen in a public toilet many, many years ago- thought it was quite funny at the time- how I remembered it I have no idea!

Lolly x

Stuff like that sticks with me too! (Though sometimes I can forget my account numbers....)

 

[Quinn71]

On a t-shirt(for those of us fortunate to work from home)...."I'm up & I'm dressed, what more do you want!!??"

 

[lolitalollypop]

Stuff like that sticks with me too! (Though sometimes I can forget my account numbers....)

Yeah me too!

Lolly x

 

[fnnyworld]

If your gonna ride my ass, you could at least be tugging my hair.

~bumper sticker

 

[cheekygirl]

"Ladies don't spit"

~tshirt

 

[charmed1]

Pink shirt, it says: Go ahead and laugh. This is your girlfriend's shirt.

 

[Dreamingoflove]

Years and years ago i had a t shirt that said. "The word for today is legs, Help spread the word" Matter of fact it got me kicked out of school one day.

 

[Bare_floored]

One of my 17 yr old sons T shirts....'tell your mom to stop calling me!'
Another...'Gun show' w/ arrows pointing to his muscles..LOL

 

[wyckdwench]

Shirt with a wiener dog:

Have you seen my wiener?

My wiener rocks!

Rub my wiener.

A clean wiener is a good wiener.

My friend has wiener dogs and I am dying to buy the shirts for him.

 

[Femme_Noir]

"if...if...if....if me auntie had bollocks she'd be me uncle"

 

[Bare_floored]

Another of my sons 'shadow of a woman on a stripper pole.. I support single moms'

 

[wyckdwench]

Bought one for my husband at Steve and Barry's:

Harassing me about smoking could be hazardous to YOUR health.

I don't discriminate, I hate everyone.

 

[Morrigu]

2 t-shirt slogans

How sweet, you think I care!

Boys are strong, bury them deep. don't wear this out anymore...............

 

[fnnyworld]

"smile! Your Mom Chose Life!"

 

[notquite69]

On a tee featuring a smoking cigarette, in very fancy gothic script: Incense.

 

[Quinn71]

And of course there is always the classic of all bumper stickers: Ass, Gas or Grass..nobody rides for FREE!