Funny names for penis/vagina

[cyberking001]

Hi folks ... There is another thread in here that asks for
funny names for masturbation. That made me think ...
there are lots of funny names for penis and vagina,
so let's get them in here.

Here are a couple to start you off ...

for penis ...
one-eyed monster
trouser snake
cock (of course!)
weenie (or weiner)
man banana

and for vagina ...
pussy (of course!)
muff
fish lips
honey pot
love tunnel

ok folks, here we go .....
Sam

 

[Jada59]

Mama June (Honey Boo Boo) refers to female parts as a biscuit because she says it looks like one. Then again, she is blind.