Funny Lady seeks e-mail/chat buddy

[kitkate007]

I've done this before with little success, but I thought I might start over and try again. start so here goes :

I'm 29 and am looking for a quick witted man to share quips with and provide some spice to my otherwise work filled life. I give as good as I get and would love to entertain someone in a similar situation.

A little about me, I'm 5'6"; 160 lbs. I have red hair and green eyes and love to joke around. The more sarcastic and shocking the better.

If you made it here and are thinking about writing, please just do it!

 

[piddlyass]

I would appreciate a little overzealous sarcasm. I do apologize for not filling this space with witty rejoinders. I was on a "Haven" (think Syfy channel) binge then I had to take care of some animals. TL;DR. I would like to chat next time we both have a chance. If you want that is, no pressure.

 

[frankie49]

Next stop banter central, followed by irony square and sarcasm towers.

Mind the gap!

 

[james4fun3480]

Pm sent

 

[j737373]

can be funny

I'm told I can be fun in a off beat sort of way,,,,, I'll pm some details....

 

[NiceNastyMann]

Oh, gosh I just wandered into here. It as raining you see and I was getting soaked.

Damn shoes squish as I walk - that'll teach me to not pack my rubbers.

Sarcasm? No, not me. Always very serious. Never crack a joke.

 

[seamus221]

OK so setting lusty passionate thoughts and kinks aside what would you like to chat about?
Away from Lit I can think about non sexy things and chat about a few topics!
The company of a young beauty even for some chat is one of lifes pleasure's

 

[Prince Albert]

Still looking???

 

[JudasIscariot]

That last sentence reminded me of a cheap Nike advert.

I was two seconds away from changing your life to.

 

[vidiman]

I've done this before with little success, but I thought I might start over and try again. start so here goes :

I'm 29 and am looking for a quick witted man to share quips with and provide some spice to my otherwise work filled life. I give as good as I get and would love to entertain someone in a similar situation.

A little about me, I'm 5'6"; 160 lbs. I have red hair and green eyes and love to joke around. The more sarcastic and shocking the better.

If you made it here and are thinking about writing, please just do it!

pm#'d you

ended up being war and peace

 

[seth6138]

Do not play with seniors
( Ear Infection)



This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what is wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.
I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor fortoday?'
'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '
'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter...