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PNWKitten

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Hello! Did I get your attention? Great!

This personal ad business is new to me. I'm just winging it, folks. So I hear this is a porn site? I do enjoy all things sex but that's not what I'm looking for with this ad. (Edit: not that, that couldn't happen if we have a connection and the chemistry with an individual) What I'd like is to talk, laugh, chat about whatever interests us. Do you believe in ghosts? Ever wanted to stay in a haunted house or be an honorary Ghost Hunter for a day? Climb Mount Everest? Pee off the top of the Eiffel Tower into the wind? Dream of being Wild Bill or Annie Oakley? Have you seen every Resident Evil movie? Let's have a chat.

Kitten.
 
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I have a soft spot for Annie. I agree it would be very interesting to be her. Especially in that era.

Happy birthday, Holly.
 
Peeing off the top of the Eiffel Tower... now there's a thought.
 
Why thank you, I woke up 5 minutes into my birthday, must be a reason.

Happy Birthday Pretty lady .May you have a fun filled year ahead .
... and well while you may not exactly be Annie Oakley I am sure you will come close to that .
 
I lived in a house with a ghost. Her name was Sara keep me from burning up in a house fire. Hope you find lots of people just to chat with.
 
Peeing off the top of the Eiffel Tower... now there's a thought.

It takes all kinds. You can never tell what crosses someone's mind. :D

I lived in a house with a ghost. Her name was Sara keep me from burning up in a house fire. Hope you find lots of people just to chat with.

That's very interesting. So I taking a guess that you fall into the believe in ghosts category. :) And thank you. I hope so too.
 
It takes all kinds. You can never tell what crosses someone's mind. :D



That's very interesting. So I taking a guess that you fall into the believe in ghosts category. :) And thank you. I hope so too.

I would just be online to hear you purr.
 
I have every Resident Evil movie on blu-ray, one of my favorite series.
 
Who would want to pee into the wind? It would just come back and hit you, isn't that like rule number 1 of life?

Also, your private messages appear to be disabled, if that was not a deliberate choice you might want to turn them on so people can contact you :)
 
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Who would want to pee into the wind? It would just come back and hit you, isn't that like rule number 1 of life?

Also, your private messages appear to be disabled, if that was not a deliberate choice you might want to turn them on so people can contact you :)

That tidbit was just a conversation starter. It's seems to be working, too. ;)
 
It's one of mine too! Do you have a favorite? Do you think that the latest one is actually the Final Chapter?

No favorites, if I watch one it's part of a binge watch of the entire series.

And no, I think there will be at least one more, probably something along the lines of a small group of infected escape an unknown containment. Or something.
 
That tidbit was just a conversation starter. It's seems to be working, too. ;)
Yes. I made a list of life rules of life when I was a child and I think that was number 1 haha, if I recall it also included don't spit into the wind, don't pee on electric fences, and probably some others that just make me laugh now.
 
No favorites, if I watch one it's part of a binge watch of the entire series.

And no, I think there will be at least one more, probably something along the lines of a small group of infected escape an unknown containment. Or something.

The second one is my favorite. I tend to watch that one more often. But I love a good weekend with homemade popcorn on the stove and a blanket having a movie marathon.

Edit: I want to add that I am hoping for another movie. I'm not sure what that would look like since **spoiler alert** she released that airborne antigen.
 
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Yes. I made a list of life rules of life when I was a child and I think that was number 1 haha, if I recall it also included don't spit into the wind, don't pee on electric fences, and probably some others that just make me laugh now.

This all seems like great advice. How many of these did you make rules AFTER the fact? :D
 
This all seems like great advice. How many of these did you make rules AFTER the fact? :D
Lmao... believe it or not I think the only one I actually experienced was spitting into the wind the rest sort of followed from there. :)
 
Hello! Did I get your attention? Great!

This personal ad business is new to me. I'm just winging it, folks. So I hear this is a porn site? I do enjoy all things sex but that's not what I'm looking for with this ad. What I'd like is to talk, laugh, chat about whatever interests us. Do you believe in ghosts? Ever wanted to stay in a haunted house or be an honorary Ghost Hunter for a day? Climb Mount Everest? Pee off the top of the Eiffel Tower into the wind? Dream of being Wild Bill or Annie Oakley? Have you seen every Resident Evil movie? Let's have a chat.

Kitten.

I don't know about peeing into the wind, but having sex outside with a nice summer breeze is rather soothing ;)

I did for the longest time want to climb Mount Everest, but it costs like 100k to hire a team to get you to the top and back and you're not guaranteed to get up there if weather changes fast on you. I read about it in a book called 'Into Thin Air'.

But yes, I would love to be a ghost hunter and I've seen some of the resident evil movies -- I started with the videos games back in the day :cool:
 
Lmao... believe it or not I think the only one I actually experienced was spitting into the wind the rest sort of followed from there. :)

Damn! I was sorta hoping for the electric fence. I want to know what that was like, you know, since you're still alive to tell about it. :cattail:
 
The second one is my favorite. I tend to watch that one more often. But I love a good weekend with homemade popcorn on the stove and a blanket having a movie marathon.

Edit: I want to add that I am hoping for another movie. I'm not sure what that would look like since **spoiler alert** she released that airborne antigen.

Not sure that this particular series would make for a good romantic date night but it would be fun for sure.

Unrelated note. Every farm boy on here has peed on an electric fence on a dare at least once. It hurts real bad but won't kill ya.
 
I don't know about peeing into the wind, but having sex outside with a nice summer breeze is rather soothing ;)

I did for the longest time want to climb Mount Everest, but it costs like 100k to hire a team to get you to the top and back and you're not guaranteed to get up there if weather changes fast on you. I read about it in a book called 'Into Thin Air'.

But yes, I would love to be a ghost hunter and I've seen some of the resident evil movies -- I started with the videos games back in the day :cool:

I have seen a couple documentaries about Everest. And a movie or two based on true events. It's a grueling, brutal climb. So many have lost their lives, limbs, not to mention fingers, toes and even noses from Frost bite. I find it all very interesting.

Wasn't there a resident evil arcade game? I believe Ive played that.
 
Damn! I was sorta hoping for the electric fence. I want to know what that was like, you know, since you're still alive to tell about it. :cattail:
Lol I didn't grow up on a farm just always seemed logical to me.

I did try to have my dog try to pull me on my skateboard though... have the scar to prove that one wasn't a good idea
 
Not sure that this particular series would make for a good romantic date night but it would be fun for sure.

Unrelated note. Every farm boy on here has peed on an electric fence on a dare at least once. It hurts real bad but won't kill ya.

*Ponders* romantic resident evil date night....it's no "The Notebook" or "Love, Actually" but any date night can be romantic depending on the participants. :cattail:


Ah ha! Finally! The answers I've been seeking. Who knew? I just had to find a good ole salt of the earth farm boy for that little gem of wisdom!
 
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