Funny Flirtations

[BurningButterfly]

Show us your most humorous, fun pick-up line....

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

 

[NemoNautilus]

Are you going to kiss me, or will I have to lie to my diary?

 

[BurningButterfly]

Are you going to kiss me, or will I have to lie to my diary?

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

 

[NemoNautilus]

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I see you’re serving a life sentence for being sexy, but that’s OK, I like a bad girl

 

[BurningButterfly]

I see you’re serving a life sentence for being sexy, but that’s OK, I like a bad girl

If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.

 

[Chernosoth]

My wife thinks you're hot.

 

[BurningButterfly]

My wife thinks you're hot.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

 

[Crownvic]

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Redheads are the best...IMO...

 

[BurningButterfly]

Redheads are the best...IMO...

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

 

[BurningButterfly]

So cute.

"Have you ever wondered what the top of my head looks like?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?"

 

[vastiesmith100]

Uhg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

these are terrible

 

[Crownvic]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

That would make US..and that would be great!

 

[BurningButterfly]

That would make US..and that would be great!

Winks!! I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

 

[NemoNautilus]

If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.

Roses are red,
You’re cute as a duck,
Let’s go on a date
And then we can….

(Wait for it)

Cuddle

 

[Crownvic]

Winks!! I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

I am not a photo person either..but you are right US would be nice together..

 

[BurningButterfly]

I am not a photo person either..but you are right US would be nice together..

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

 

[Crownvic]

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Yes I did....fully cooked and ready to enjoy....

 

[BurningButterfly]

Yes I did....fully cooked and ready to enjoy....

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

 

[Sakura_seven]

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

"Come here."

Always works for me.

 

[Crownvic]

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

Need to see my ID....license and registration..LOL..

 

[NemoNautilus]

Come on, baby. Let me take you out for an orgasm

 

[BurningButterfly]

Come on, baby. Let me take you out for an orgasm

To lick or not to lick, let me count the places.

 

[NemoNautilus]

To lick or not to lick, let me count the places.

Oh, count me, baby! Lol

 

[DickandDoof]

Redheads are the best...IMO...

They can be, but they can also be somewhat mental. They’ll tell you they love you and then turn on a dime and bite your head off.