Funny/Embarrissing Cum

[shrek100]

We have all had it Happen. . . Haven't we?

I will start, when I was Younger, honest. I had spent ages going down on a Girl I was seeing after she came at least 15 times (Ok once or twice) I went to put on a Condom and Came all over my hand. . . . I had got so turned on going down on her that it just went off.
Embarrassing!

 

[jakereeder22]

Wssghhgccx

 

[michael2956]

I think back to one of my early girlfriends. I would visit her in Dallas and we would stay up after her parents and brothers went to bed, and make out on her couch. We usually ended up with me on top of her, both fully clothed. We would grind and dry hump and I would usually cum in my jeans. I had to sleep with her brother, so on more than one occasion I ended up in his bed, reeking of cum with my underwear sticking to my wet cock.

 

[littlecordelera]

A couple of months ago I met a guy for a date. We sat at the bar in a restaurant and had drinks. I wore a skirt and a clingy, low cut top, and if I turned away for even a second, he would salivate at my bouncy breasts. I caught him numerous times. He looked like a kid in complete awe with his first girly magazine. Finally I turned to face him, looked down at my breasts, and said, "Do you like those?"

He turned away, crimson red. "Yeah," was all he said.

He was a very attractive and polite guy, but rather shy and seemingly inexperienced. Unfortunately for him (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it), he had just met me, Mrs. Bold and sometimes merciless. I began to toy with him, taking deep breaths, sitting very close, making sure my breasts rubbed across his arm. I started asking him bold questions about sex and taking my drink straw seductively between my lips.

"Do you like good head?" I asked seductively. And "How do you like it done?"

Things like that. Before long, he was in a nervous froth and I had taken complete control of the situation. We went to my car in the parking lot and started kissing and I began undoing his pants.

"Should we do this here?" He said, and he grabbed my hand to stop me.

"Don't stop me," I sternly told him.

I opened his pants and held a firm grip of his really hard cock. I looked him in the eye, smug and smiling, and said, "How did you say you liked your head?"

He gasped and fired a stream that landed on his chest. I let go and watched him spasm all by himself in my passenger seat. It was disappointing, but still, it was fun.

For him, it was a huge embarrassment.

 

[Annenudistmommy]

Lol I typed out a long story but not sure if it's against lit's policy to share. Had an embarrassing orgasm while breastfeeding guess I'll leave it at that lol

 

[PantyPlay]

After a few weeks of kissing and petting with my future wife, we got to dry humping in our clothes. She turned me on so much I came as soon as we got into the motion.

 

[wr0000rw]

OMG that is totally funny. Would love to hear the whole story!

 

[Up4fun&69]

When my ex-wife and I were first dating it was cross-country. We had been friends for a number of years and I had seen her naked on several occasions when our group of friends went skinny dipping. Our first real date was in NYC when I was back for the holidays. She then soon after came out to CA to spend a week together. By the time she got to SF, we had dinner and then got to our hotel, she was so tired she collapsed on the bed fully clothed. I was so horny but had to wait. We drove down PCH and ended up stopping at a nude beach. It was a trek down the cliff but it was a fairly private spot. We stripped and started making out. It was then I noticed we had a few voyeurs with binoculars on the bluff. Being she was an exhibitionist, she was so turned on. We were going at it for a bit, hot and heavy, when she wanted me to fuck her, now! Luckily, I brought one condom to the beach-- be prepared!. As she ripped open the packet and rolled it on, she was stroking me and fingering herself. All of that was just too much as just before I was to enter her, I blew my load and was so embarrassed and disappointed. Not wanting to disappoint our distant audience, she ripped off the condom, sucked me and then let me blow all over her tits. She never let me forget about that wasted condom.

 

[KinkyGAGuy]

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[MNGuy]

When I was 20, I was dating Tammy, who was 18. The summer after she graduated from high school, we got into the kick of trading off on going down on each other for oral sex on the spur of the moment. Usually to get each other off with quick oral when we didn't have time for full blown sex. Yeah, I know you are growing with the full blown comment.

So, we were hanging out at her place, in the kitchen, when her mom leaves to go into town to go to the store. Her mom was pretty hot too, but I was too young to know what a MILF was. But I would have did her, and did have mother/daughter fantasies.

So her mom leaves, and since it is my turn, Tammy drops to her knees and starts giving me a blowjob right in the kitchen. So I'm standing there just enjoying the blowjob, then just as I'm cumming I hear 'Oh my God!"

I spin around and Tammy's mom is standing there, mouth wide open. She forgot something, and neither of us heard her come in, and the damn dog didn't bark either. Well, anyway, as I spun around, I was cumming, so a chunk of my cum goes flying in the air, and lands right in Tammy's mom's open mouth and cheek.

So she covers her mouth and goes running for the bathroom, and I pull up my shorts and Tammy and I take off. I didn't go over to Tammy's for a long time afterwards, and avoided her mom like the plague. After that, every time I did see her mom, it was awkward, but she never said anything to me, or Tammy.

 

[sata85]

The first time I stayed with my current girlfriend, I went downstairs in the middle of the night for a pee; on the way back up, I got confused as to the layout of the house and ended up in her mom's bedroom. I thought it would be fun to wake her up with a quickie, and I proceeded to do so, all the time thinking it was my g/f. Job done, I went back to the toilet to clean up and that's when I realised my mistake ...

Luckily, to this day, neither of them found out. Or they haven't said anything if they did.

My g/f's dad was in the living room at the time, since he's bit of an insomniac.

 

[HayleyLuvsSex]

Wow, some of you don't even try to make your fake stories sound believable.

 

[littlecordelera]

Wow, some of you don't even try to make your fake stories sound believable.

Sorry to disappoint you.

Nice avatar for a sex site, by the way. Is that a hoodie?

 

[HoldYouDown]

1. I was at an Asian massage joint, and enjoying the happy ending. The masseuse was stroking me good and pulled down (or up, I don't remember) her top to reveal her tits. That got me going and a couple more strokes and I shot it - into my eye. (Not all of it made it there, but the first shot.) She was apologetic but it wasn't her fault, just a freak thing. That stuff stings! My eye was red the whole way home, had to use some Visine when I got home.

2. In college, messing around with a petite girl. She had her top off and we were grinding. I was still in my boxers. I told her how horny I was and she said something like "what are you gonna do about it" in this really hot voice. Result: Came in my shorts. Whoooops. She didn't mind.

 

[fma20fma]

hi

some guys deseperate, rub on my rear in crowded trains.Some wet their pants and try to cover that portion and get out in a hurry without looking back.

 

[Riley69]

I just came! Gimme a minute...

Well, seems like we've all had our little misadventures in the OOPS department!

Mine was with my first girlfriend. We were always going at it hot and heavy but it was mostly heavy petting and we never got totally naked. We were really too young to be having sex, but we had a lot of fun doing other things! Well, we finally had a chance to get totally naked together one day and I remember my heart was about to jump out of my chest!

I did everything I had wanted to do... I licked her pussy, her asshole, her feet, her legs, her nipples, I was just crazy with lust and my dick was a steel rod the whole time. We did some DEEP kissing while I was on my back and she rolled over on top of me. The head of my dick was mushed into her belly button a little bit. We were pretty sweaty and she was moving around a little. Suddenly, I was cumming harder than ever before, and every spurt of cum made a very loud FART sound as it came out. I thought I would die, but she was laughing so hard she almost fainted. We took a shower together and she thought we were finished...

After the shower I pointed to my dick, which was a steel rod again and her eyes got as big as saucers. She said, "Wow! I think it's harder than before!!!" She used her hands to jack me off and I lasted longer than I thought, but suddenly came all over her chest. So, we took another shower. After we finished, she looked at my dick and said, "Well, is it hard again?" I just winked and said, "Gimme a minute!" She thought I was joking, but nope!!! Round 3!!!

Sigh, those were the days!

 

[Jani715]

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[Wildfly11]

Very Very Close

Gone fishing

 

[magicalmoments]

I don't recall any funny or embarrassing cum incidents of my own but there is one incident I do recall from when my wife and I were swinging.

We had met up with a guy for the first time for an MMF. We were working on my ex, I had fucked her, lubricated her up for him, he had been fondling and kissing her breasts. I told him to pu a condom on which he did and invited him to take my place. He clambered between her legs, lined his cock up with her pussy and as soon as his knob touched her pussy lips he came.

He was horribly embarrassed and despite her best endeavors she could not get him up again. She held her frustration well.

To his credit he did turn into a regular lover for her and showed excellent control, he could pump away for 2 or 3 hours at a time, but he was always a one shot wonder, once he'd cum that was him for the night.

 

[berk12345]

This happened with my then girlfriend, now wife. She didn't give blowjobs that often, but when she did, she was amazing. She had just learned how to swallow while deep throating, but then went several weeks without giving me a BJ. When she did, she decided to finish me off deep in her throat. My first squirt caused her to choke and she tried to take the next few squirts in her mouth, but she couldn't. She coughed and my entire load of cum cam flying back onto my stomach. Then a year or two later, a similar circumstance occured. This time she stayed down on me the entire time and when she choked all of the cum came flying out of her nose onto me. Now she makes sure that she keeps up on her swallowing skills by practicing frequently.

 

[seth6138]

well one time at band camp..........Kidding

I came home from College Thanksgiving of my Freshman year. I had a really sexy girl back home who loved to fuck, especially cowgirl style. Once my parents went to bed we at it on their Family Room couch. IN the middle of the second fuck as she's riding me on top, my Dad hearing noises downstairs opened the pocket door to the room and saw us...She climbed off and as she did..and try to cover herself...she ripped this huge pussy fart...it squirted my cum back over me...I think about her 40 years each and every Thanksgiving!