Funny Chain Story

[Svenskaflicka]

OK, here's the deal: Those of us who are participating in the Survivor contest, need to write a Chain Story, ie a story where each writer writes a loooooooong story, and takes care of one chapter each.

Last year, Chicklet and I started one called "It Happened One Night", in which all the authors tried to include a different theme each time. Ie, one chapter was incest, one was BDSM, one was mature, one was interracial...

Now, I have a proposition for this year. The same concept, with different themes in each chapter, BUT we copy MG's idea when she wrote the story about Patty The Cheerleader and her anal gangbang, in which most of us in AH participated. The goal, I remember MG telling us at the very beginning, was to make the worst story ever, with tons of silly names, exaggerations, clichées, and PWP. (PWP stands for "Plot? What Plot?")

Let's write the worst possible piece of rubbish that has ever contained more than 8 chapters! Together, we can do it! And we had great fun with Patty...

MG, I challenge you! Would you like to participate in this and make this a Chain Story worth reading and laughing one's pants wet to?

 

[MathGirl]

MG, I challenge you! Would you like to participate in this and make this a Chain Story worth reading and laughing one's pants wet to?

Ummm, okay. Are you writing the first chapter to let everyone know what you have in mind?
MG

Ps. You must get Dr M in on this, Svenska. He's an artist.
Pps. I don't do contests, so I'm not in the "Survivor" whateveritis. So, on second thought, I'll pass.

 

[MathGirl]

Xwe copy MG's idea when she wrote the story about Patty The Cheerleader and her anal gangbang, in which most of us in AH participated. The goal, I remember MG telling us at the very beginning, was to make the worst story ever, with tons of silly names, exaggerations,

Dear Svenska,
I'm afraid you're confused, dear. "Patty Makes the Team" was a stand alone story which DG wrote. It was a gang bang, though.
MG

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Sorry, MG/DG... I mix you two up. You look so much alike...

So, do we have any other participants? Master_Vassago? Chicklet? Darling_Nikki?

Hel-looooooooo!!!

 

[Chicklet]

while I'm heartbroken that you didn't take the time to pm me or email me a plea to join your story <sob, sob> I would love to = )

I think if I try hard enough I can produce crap.

-Chicklet

 

[Svenskaflicka]

while I'm heartbroken that you didn't take the time to pm me or email me a plea to join your story <sob, sob> I would love to = )

I think if I try hard enough I can produce crap.

-Chicklet

Well, naturally, I thought that you were much too good to write crap... (yeah, that's the ticket!)

But I DID call out for you earlier in the thread. See?

 

[MathGirl]

On second thought........

Dear Svenska,
Okay, sign DurtGurl up for a story.
MG, Secretary

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Jaaaaaaa!!!!

Now we're getting somewhere!

OK, really, really bad story. Preferably, but not necessarily, with a new theme for each chapter. So, how about we all (OK, we're only 3 yet, but I'm sure we'll be more!) work together on the stories, but divide it into chapters, and each one get one chapter to submit as "her own"?

 

[oggbashan]

Why Not?

You can count me in as well.

I'll try not to be as boring as I usually am but funny? Depends on your sense of humour.

Og

 

[Master_Vassago]

OH ok since I see My name above I will join. Actually, I'm flattered Svenskaflicka.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Now we're starting to get a nice little group here! I will start a new thread about this, as soon as you guys have told me what you think about my idea of working together and then giving the credit for each new chapter to one single member of the writing group.

 

[Chicklet]

Jaaaaaaa!!!!

Now we're getting somewhere!

OK, really, really bad story. Preferably, but not necessarily, with a new theme for each chapter. So, how about we all (OK, we're only 3 yet, but I'm sure we'll be more!) work together on the stories, but divide it into chapters, and each one get one chapter to submit as "her own"?

I for one like that idea = ) that way we're all involved in each chapter, rather than just the concept.

Shall we think of some cliches to help us out? I'm sort of scared, since DurtGurl has already started taking out the possible scenarios, and I don't want to copy her, for fear of finding a buck toothed hick on my door with a shot gun some morning.

I'm trying to think, but I can't think of anything <sob>

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Well, think of what you would normally write, in a realistic way, and then exaggerated, exaggerate, exaggerate! Or, as we're doing in this particular case, SEXaggerate!

 

[BlackSnake]

Hey, can I join? I heard that my shit was crap anyway!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Of course you can! Look at the other thread, and post your desired category there!