Funny Cell Phone Text Message

[Big Bair]

A girlfriend of mine received the following message on her cell phone ............................

"Your vibrator is causing network interference, please come now or finish manually - signed your friendly cell phone service provider"

the message came from a mutual acquaintance, I thought it was hilarious

anyone else got similar funny messages ?

 

[Blastasbird]

I received this text message a few months ago

Phone Sex

Dial 1 for oral
Dial 2 for anal
Dial 3 for threesome
Dial 4 for normal
Dial 5 for s & m
Dial 6 for 69

And for the whole lot dial my number.