"Funny Business" In other words, Presiderp fuckery

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Most of what Presiderp perpetuates is "Funny Business"

Elected officials cannot very well anounce "Trump fostered fuckery" to
the viewing public

Sept. 23, 2019

Trump Blurts Out to Reporters That He Pressured Ukraine to Smear Biden

- Jonathan Chait

In a series of comments to the media, the president casually revealed
that yes, he had pressured Ukraine’s president to investigate Joe Biden,
and yes, he had tied that demand to military aid.

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/09/trump-demanded-ukraine-smear-biden.html

The difficulty that the impeachment inquiry committee will have,
in providing a clear picture of how convoluted and twisted Presiderp's
role, actions, method, and motives, were, when coercing Zelensky.

Trump “speaks in code,” as his former fixer, Michael Cohen, testified.
He avoids direct corrupt offers, but makes his intentions plain.
As he revealingly told a reporter, “I did not make a statement that
‘you have to do this or I’m not going to give you aid.’
"I wouldn’t do that. I wouldn’t do that.”

The code is Trump’s plausible deniability.

But in several comments, he has translated it, eliminating that deniability.

https://www.npr.org/2019/12/06/7853...ion-to-delay-aid-to-ukraine-is-under-scrutiny

When it comes to congressional funds, it's "use it or lose it."
So when September arrived, the White House was skirting
close to the deadline by which they were legally required
to alert Congress to an official reason for the freeze.

Then, someone filed a whistleblower complaint.

The White House released the funds shortly after, on Sept. 11.
And by the end of the month, that complaint was public.

Presiderp had failed to pressure Ukraine president Zelensky
into caving in to Presiderp's demands-
Zelensky refused "to get in the public box."
Presiderp's goal was to force Zelensky to say
that he was investigating Biden and his son Hunter.

The Fickle Finger of Fate

This is how close Trump’s plan came to working

- Philip Bump

November 7, 2019 at 10:03 AM EST

But for two news articles, President Trump’s strong-arming of Ukraine
probably would have worked.

On Aug. 30, he told Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Wis.) that the aid had been
held up until investigations were announced.

Johnson asked Trump if that was the case the next day, pressing him
to release the aid.

Trump told Johnson that it was being held in part because he wanted to know
“what happened in 2016.”
(Presiderp Code translation- Presiderp wanted Zelensky to lie, and get Russia
off the hook about election interference in USA. Presiderp wanted Zelensky
to blame Ukraine's previous president and misnisters for what Russia had done.)

Johnson and Sen. Chris Murphy (D-Conn.) met with Zelensky in Ukraine on
Sept. 5. During that meeting, Zelensky asked about the aid, learning that only
Trump could get it approved.


Zelensky — who won election as an anti-corruption reformer —
decided to capitulate.

Two days later, after Zelensky had agreed to the CNN interview but before it
was set to occur, the administration released the aid. Zelensky’s team canceled
the interview, leaving Ukrainians to wonder what he might have said.

The Washington Post’s editorial board wrote on Sept. 5 that it had been
“reliably told” that the aid was on hold to pressure Ukraine to initiate
investigations helpful to Trump. That was a Thursday; by Monday, Sept. 9,
Democratic lawmakers had announced an inquiry of the Trump administration’s
dealings with Ukraine. That day, the House and Senate intelligence committees
were informed about a whistleblower complaint filed in response to Trump’s
July 25 call, although it’s not clear whether they were informed about its focus.

Within days, the entire effort to persuade Ukraine to announce new investigations
became public, with a slew of news reports digging into Trump’s interactions
with Zelensky.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/11/07/this-is-how-close-trumps-plan-came-working/

September 25, 2019

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky sat beside (Presiderp)
Donald Trump on Wednesday as he denied that Trump pressured
him to investigate former Vice President and current 2020 presidential
candidate Joe Biden’s son for his work in the country.

The two leaders held a meeting at the U.N. one day after Speaker
Nancy Pelosi announced that the House would launch a formal
impeachment inquiry into Trump following reports of the (Presiderp’s)
phone call with Zelensky in July.

“I think you read everything. I think you read text,” Zelensky said
to the gathered reporters on Wednesday. “I’m sorry, but I don’t want
to be involved to democratic, open elections of U.S.A. No, you heard
that we had good phone call. It was normal, we spoke about many
things. I think, and you read it, that nobody pushed me.”

https://time.com/5686305/zelensky-ukraine-denies-trump-pressure/

“So no pressure,” Trump added.

Presiderp had success in the most important media bites-

"No quid pro quo."
"No pressure."
"A perfect phone call."

September 5, 2019

2 articles published, used as evidence against Presiderp

Fuckery

On October 3, during a White House lawn press gaggle, Donald Trump
told reporters that Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell had
no problem with his phone call to Ukrainian president Volodymyr
Zelensky. “He said, ‘That was the most innocent phone call that I’ve read’,”
Trump said.

On Tuesday, McConnell denied that. Not only did the Kentucky Republican
not praise the phone call, but he’s never even spoken to Trump it, he said.
“We’ve not had any conversations on that subject,” McConnell told
reporters. Asked if that meant Trump was lying, McConnell said,
“You’d have to ask him. I don’t recall any conversations with
the president about that.”

Trump’s apparent fabrication of McConnell’s quote is part of an
increasingly common pattern in which he passes along praise
from a third party that’s impossible to source and then gets called
on it, typically by reporters and occasionally by the person who
supposedly uttered the compliment. It’s a departure from Trump’s
long-held habit of inventing quotes and attributing them to unnamed
“anonymous validators,” or making up quotes that purportedly came
from his political opponents. And it comes at what would seem to be
a bad time for this type of dishonesty, as he and the rest of the GOP
accuse Adam Schiff of making up quotes himself.

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/10/trump-accused-again-of-making-up-quotes-praising-him.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outl...ed-is-still-only-evidence-needed-impeach-him/
 
Presiderp's goons, clowns, and sycophants, are given at seat at the table

The table happens to be at the hearings that are weighing the evidence.

The peanut gallery is where Presiderp's gremlins are shouting out
Presiderp's propaganda and supplying FUX TV with media bites.
The Capitol Police are forced into providing a side show, and
are kept busy removing the gremlins that Presiderp values.

This is where Presiderp's Alternate Reality meets Reality Road

Presiderp's loyal sycophants attempt to mire the hearing in fuckery,
and slow down the pace of facts revealed.

Roll call used delay tactic by Presiderp's goons

Tantrums diplayed by Presiderp's syncophants.

Presiderp lawyer Steve Castor and his reusable Whole Foods
grocery bag- for official documents ?

Jon Cooper ✓
Twitter › joncoopertweets

So, how much do you think GOP counsel Steve Castor
got paid by @TheFreshMarket for this product placement?

43 minutes ago

Much needed (secret) messages from Putin, delivered ?

Russia’s foreign minister, Sergei Lavrov, will meet Donald Trump
during talks with his US counterpart in Washington tomorrow

(December 10, 2019)

US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo will host Russian Foreign Minister
Sergey Lavrov on Tuesday for talks that are expected to be followed
by a joint news conference, two officials said.


The Indispensable Man:
How Giuliani Led Trump to the Brink of Impeachment

December 8, 2019

- Jim Dwyer
- Jo Becker
- Ken Vogel
- Maggie Haberman
- Sarah Maslin Nir

“Step by step, he has escorted President Trump to the brink
of impeachment. Mr. Giuliani himself is now under criminal
investigation by federal prosecutors in the very office where
he enjoyed his first extended draughts of fame nearly four
decades ago. The separate troubles he has gotten his client
and himself into are products of the uniquely powerful
position he has fashioned, a hybrid of unpaid personal
counsel to the president and for-profit peddler of access
and advice.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/08/us/politics/giuliani-trump-impeachment.html

"Colluding Rudy" Giuliani

Practically no name, other than Mr. Trump’s, was mentioned more than
Mr. Giuliani’s at the impeachment hearings and in a subsequent
Democratic report that described him as the hub of a grievous
abuse of presidential power (or legitimate advocate for Mr.
Trump, in the Republicans’ minority response).

A dozen witnesses testified over five days, and if Mr. Giuliani were
somehow subtracted from their stories, there seems to be no one in
or out of government who could take his place as the president’s
man on the ground. No one to carry out a campaign to force a
vulnerable ally, Ukraine, to damage a political opponent of
Mr. Trump and undermine a special counsel investigation in
ways that would help both Mr. Trump and an ally now in prison
for laundering millions of dollars.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/20...News-Roundup-More-money-less-problems-edition

"Ah, the literally two worst things to ever come out of New York,
what else could they make together but a flaming train wreck.
Honestly they deserve one another. I’d say there’s only one
braincell between the two of them, but I think that’s a
gross overestimate."

- Jessiestaf
Daily Kos

bodysong comment-

No ridiculous blather and gaffes in the major media, from Rudy Giuliani, lately.
The minor Presiderp Alternate Reality media outlet for Presiderp propaganda-
One America News Network, is following "Colluding Rudy" around in Ukraine.
/end bodysong comment

People of Kyiv, Ukraine not buying Rudy Giliani's act, or One America News Network
(OANN) version-


Kyiv Post ✓
kyivpost

@OANN's claims — which appear blatantly false —
have left many #Ukraine watchers shaking their heads.

4 hours ago (December 9, 1019 American timezone date)

(FFS, Ukraine is under attack by Russian backed rebels that
get their propaganda straight from original Russian feeds.
Wimpy American propaganda does not impress anyone there.
But, that is not the point, is it ? One America News Network
is gathering propaganda for the Presiderp's supporters back
in the good ol' USA! Orders from the top- "Listen to Rudy."

House Judiciary Committee's first impeachment hearing on December 4, 2019


Dec. 4, 2019

After a stop in Budapest, Giuliani traveled to Kyiv, Ukraine’s
capital. He met with former Ukrainian prosecutors who have
faced allegations of corruption and promoted unfounded claims
about former Vice President Joe Biden and his son, as well as
the 2016 presidential election.

December 5, 2019

Giuliani’s visit to Kyiv came as House Speaker
Nancy Pelosi announced in Washington on
Thursday that the House is pressing forward
to draft articles of impeachment against Trump,

December 5, 2019

Rudy Giuliani Poses for Photo in Ukraine as Pelosi
Orders Articles of Impeachment

https://www.latimes.com/world-natio...fficials-to-undermine-the-impeachment-inquiry

December 7, 2019

Ukraine Newspaper Trolls Giuliani by Resurfacing Front Page
of Trump's 'Shady Cast of Characters, Engineers of
Trump-Ukraine Scandal'

Regarding @RudyGiuliani 's meetings in Kyiv on behalf of
@realDonaldTrump, this Kyiv Post cover looks even more
relevant today:

Kyiv Post (@KyivPost) December 6, 2019

The "Shady Cast of Characters" includes reporting on how Giuliani,
acting White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney, former U.S.
Special Representative for Ukraine Kurt Volker and former Energy
Secretary Rick Perry were all involved in allegedly coercing the
Ukrainians into investigating the Bidens.

https://www.newsweek.com/kyiv-post-ukraine-newspaper-rudy-giuliani-resurfaces-front-page-1476046

Presiderp's orders- "Talk to Rudy"

No one on the Presiderp's side wants to talk about Rudy ?

Kyiv Post ✓
kyivpost

. @OANN's claims — which appear blatantly false —
have left many #Ukraine watchers shaking their heads.

4 hours ago (December 9, 1019 American timezone date)

And it begs the question, who is Rudy Giuliani actually working for
as he descends in Ukraine, and who is he working for as he spreads
some of these narratives? We know he's working for the president,
but we also know he's getting paid by other people. And he just
doesn't disclose his client list. We have no idea how much money
Rudy Giuliani is making off the Donald Trump administration.

https://crooksandliars.com/2019/12/rudy-giuliani-ukraine-oann-making
 
"Collusion Rudy" Giuliani's new gig- Star of a propaganda series!

Featuring Ukraine.

Will Rudy provide Presiderp with the 2 stories that he needs ?
(Nobody expects the stories to be real.) Despite being false
and phony, the stories will be used to fight the truth, and real
evidence.

Story of Ukraine corrupting the 2016 USA election.
Story that Zelensky (refusing to perjure himself) and
refused to provide- about Biden and Hunter's
corruption in Ukraine, ( that does not exist.)

So close! Those crazy interfering whistleblowers scared Zelensky away.

Meant to spoon feed Presiderp supporters with disinformation, and
a show-and-tell feauturing corrupt officials that were pushed out of
office because of their corruption, and criminal oligrachs, to help
Presiderps's loyal fans pretend that the evidence against Biden
and his son Huner, is real.

Sasha Damalik forced to provide Presiderp a story ?

December 4, 2019

Giuliani's European trip (to Ukraine) was reportedly organized
around the filming of a documentary series promoted as an
alternative to the Democrats' impeachment narrative.
The series, which features Giuliani, is being produced
and aired by the pro-Trump media outlet-
One America Network News. (OANN)

"Collusion Rudy" skips town ahead of House hearings

Cheap seats on the flight to Ukraine-

December 4, Giuliani arrived unannounced at Kyiv's Zhuliany airport
after flying in on the low-cost Wizz Air airline, the Kyiv Post reported


Rudy Giuliani is in Ukraine colluding with at least one KGB-trained
Ukrainian lawmaker who also happens to be the former head
of Ukraine's intelligence service.

Ukraine lawmaker seeking Biden probe meets with Giuliani in Kyiv

Ukrainian lawmaker Andriy Derkach and President Trump’s personal lawyer
Rudolph W. Giuliani show a document during a meeting in Kyiv, in an image
posted by Derkach on Dec. 5, 2019.

December 5, 2019

KYIV, Ukraine

Anders Aslund, a senior fellow at the Atlantic Council and analyst on corruption
in Russia and Ukraine, tweeted last month that Derkach and others were
spreading “lies” on behalf of Trump and Giuliani.

Ukraine’s prosecutor general, Ruslan Ryaboshapka, said in October
that he would carry out an audit to review the handling of all previous
cases involving Burisma.

Independent Ukraine lawmaker Andriy Derkach was formerly a member
of a pro-Russian party in parliament. He is the son of a KGB officer
who later served as head of Ukrainian intelligence.

Oleksandr Dubinsky ?

Viktor Shokin and Kostiantyn Kulyk

Giuliani met Tuesday in Budapest with former Ukrainian prosecutor
Yuriy Lutensko, who has emerged as a key figure in the impeachment
inquiry, The New York Times reported. He then reportedly traveled on
Wednesday to Kyiv in an effort to meet with other former Ukrainian
prosecutors, Viktor Shokin and Kostiantyn Kulyk.

Ukrainian general prosecutor Yuriy Lutsenko said in March he was
investigating the Bidens, only to reverse course months later.

Parnas, Fruman, Giuliani and Lutsenko also met in January.
Lutsenko said he met Giuliani twice in person and had numerous
conversations with him on the phone. He described the former
New York mayor as obsessed with possible misconduct by Biden
or his son Hunter.

Giuliani, Parnas and Fruman would continue their own work in
Ukraine after Poroshenko’s loss, culminating with the president’s
request of Zelensky in July.

Giuliani had lunch with Lev and Igor, at the Trump International Hotel
in Washington DC hours before the two were arrested at Dulles airport.
They had one way tickets.
.
Devin Nunes has generally declined to answer questions about the
allegations, though he did deny the Shokin trip to Breitbart News.

In late January, Giuliani, Parnas and Fruman interviewed both Shokin
and his replacement, Yuri Lutsenko. (Notes of those interviews were
included in the packet sent to Pompeo in May.) What’s interesting
about the Lutsenko interview in particular is that he didn’t mention
any of the more problematic allegations he would later make against
Yovanovitch or Biden. In the two interviews, he instead criticized
Yovanovitch for supporting Ukraine’s anti-corruption organization,
NABU (National Anti-Corruption Bureau of Ukraine), founded in
2014 as part of an effort to better address corruption in the country.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...ine-efforts-seem-extend-further-than-we-knew/

Corrupt Ukraine officials and ministers wanted Ambassador Marie Yovanovitch gone

Yuri Lutsenko Lutsenko was fired as Ukraine's top legal official in 2019

Lutsenko struck back, suggesting the U.S. ambassador was really
the corrupt one. On March 20, he spoke to Hill TV and claimed
that Yovanovitch had given him a list of people not to prosecute.

The State Department denied the story, and Lutsenko later recanted
his claim, but it had already spread.

The very night of the Hill TV report, another accusation against the
ambassador reached Sean Hannity of Fox News. On his program
that night, Hannity interviewed Joseph DiGenova, a lawyer linked
to Trump. DiGenova said that the ambassador "has bad-mouthed
the president of the United States." NPR asked DiGenova where
he got that information, but he declined to say.

https://www.npr.org/2019/10/11/7686...-marie-yovanovitch-became-a-target-in-ukraine

Among the bevy of prosecutors, perhaps none was more important than
Yuri Lutsenko, who served as Ukraine’s top prosecutor under Poroshenko
from May 2016 until Aug. 29 of 2019

Biden had just helped to push out his predecessor, Viktor Shokin,
amid a widespread perception in Ukraine and among its Western
backers that he was perpetuating old, corruption-prone habits.

But hopes placed in Lutsenko were quickly dashed.

He clashed with a more independent anti-corruption bureau
set up in the aftermath of a 2014 pro-Europe uprising.

He also ended up in a vicious battle with U.S. Ambassador
Marie Yovanovitch, who pushed him to stop pressuring the
bureau.

Initially, Lutsenko appeared to help in Giuliani’s pursuit.

He stirred up perceptions that Joe Biden had intervened into Ukraine’s
justice system to quash an investigation into the gas company where
Hunter Biden served on the board, meeting repeatedly with Giuliani
and telling a conservative columnist at the Hill newspaper that he
“would be happy” to talk to Barr about the issue.

But when Poroshenko, his boss and political ally, lost in the spring
election, the top prosecutor dialed back certain comments.

First, in May, he said in an interview with Bloomberg News that
“at least as of now,” he didn’t believe that the Bidens had broken
any Ukrainian laws.

Then on Thursday, he declared to The Post that “on the territory of
Ukraine, Hunter Biden did not violate Ukrainian legislation.”

Giuliani was livid. “He flipped because he was trying to protect
Poroshenko,” he said in an interview Thursday.

Giuliani wanted to go through every point that could potentially boost
Trump’s reelection effort, the former top prosecutor recalled.

“He had a lot of files and documents on the table. I was not the
first person he had met with about the case,” Lutsenko said.

One of Giuliani’s main allegations is that Joe Biden pushed for Shokin’s
dismissal.

For Lutsenko, discussions with Giuliani were a chance to take aim at
Yovanovitch, who had a brass-knuckled approach to tackling the institutions
and individuals she saw as keeping Ukraine stuck in a mire of corruption.


In an article in the Hill, Lutsenko claimed the ambassador gave him a
“do not prosecute” list — an allegation that the State Department denied.

Lutsenko, in an April interview with the Ukrainian publication the Babel,
admitted she did not give him a list.
 
US Vice-President Mike Pence

Mr Pence wrote on his personal Twitter account:

“Great seeing US Troops from Texas, Pennsylvania, and
New York during our stop in Ireland today! Proud of you
and grateful for your service! God Bless Our Troops!”

He also posted a 43 second video of him arriving in the
terminal, meeting troops, posing for photographs and
signing autographs.

The move has however been criticised by the International
Secretary of the Irish Peace and Neutrality Alliance.

Edward Horgan said:

“It seems we are no longer a sovereign country and that
those that fought and died for Irish sovereignty, independence
and justice fought and died in vain."

Mike Pence, US Vice President, for the second time in the past
six months, has deliberately abused Irish sovereignty and neutrality
by using Shannon Airport to greet US troops who are breaching Irish
sovereignty by transiting through neutral Ireland on their way to wage
wars of aggression in the Middle East.”

Pence’s meeting with US troops at Shannon airport is not only a
very serious insult to the Irish Government and a serious breach
of diplomatic protocol, it is also a serious insult to the Irish people,”
Mr Horgan said.

http://www.clare.fm/featured-2/us-vice-president-criticised-rallying-troops-shannon/
 
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