Funny and/or Sexy

[EmpressJosephine]

http://kitschmix.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/anigif_enhanced-buzz-13673-1369765496-26.gif

 

[done_got_old]

https://jollykill.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/my-kinda-prank.jpg

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/3eb3230c6b6aa98ca555a85d63d9415c/291dcc972e2e1d39-09/s540x810/8ddd01a61f19bbfa260f827d7f9c88a173abf479.jpg

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://66.media.tumblr.com/b52793a1a13b04b512230f43e7165205/55f967524e9f1e67-d8/s400x600/7148595b0f809047925ccaf563f6dcb08f8a60f1.jpg

It looks like the new Jason won't even need the machete.

 

[Yerkiddin]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/3c0e317b68c1739bfcf9483a791e56e6/tumblr_p013skc9YP1uv0f3ho1_540.jpg

I would bet I'm that weird.

 

[Yerkiddin]

https://78.media.tumblr.com/ab2cca6c8df70f58e1283d7940e09ff8/tumblr_p0721twmVA1v0j6qto1_540.jpg

Lorna was terrible at playing hard to get. All she wanted was for the waiter
to bring more water.

Now, I'm wishing I was her waiter! (and there were no covid-19)

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/61ef463a33e63aad62034b29b0c37f51/7bfd4dfe41211ab4-95/s1280x1920/6b1b77b2a1ea9075ed0e12adb1d11315cdee60c3.jpg

I heart Moosters?

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3b2muKVH71rn8lfco1_250.gifv

This guy knows what side his bread is buttered on.

 

[ydahecnot]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3b2muKVH71rn8lfco1_250.gifv

This guy knows what side his bread is buttered on.

I think he would settle for half a loaf

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/c80fa5f7c88b045c4c7a9966a9a2ca80/5a2ee6ed27e48f04-77/s400x600/4c95c3f1608b009d9343998d8889a3953a6f3e19.jpg

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think he would settle for half a loaf

Maybe he’s leaving room for the Butcher and the Candlestick maker?

 

[llidar]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/3959f39e5a3324327b64424a3bb5cecc/bac5221d6ba72eba-de/s640x960/14fb1f29e3b94f79dad3741b78aa80e05c10dafa.jpg