Funniest Post

[ShyGuy68]

What single post had you laughing? Whether by a male, female or
whatever. What one had you with tears in your eyes and snorting coffee?

 

[Stirling]

I don't know if this qualifies because it's so short, but the thread is called 'guy gettn hot n horny' and it can be found right here:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=34711

The first post is funny enough on its own, the second post is funnier still, but the third one made my day. Panic ensues!

 

[Fly_on_the_Wall]

Honey_B's Answer to a vague post

I read this and still laugh everytime I read it.


http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=33839

 

[Make_My_Day]

OMG.. That's PRICELESS!

I second that vote!! Honey_B

 

[mars99]

ariosto's description of his Tarzan character having an orgasm:

His cum shot out furiously, savagely! In this department the Ape Man could not be outdone! It lacquered Claire's ass and sides, bathed her outstretched arms, strings of it flew into her hair, one outrider struck a howler monkey on the railing 12 feet away.
When at last he was spent, a full two minutes after starting, Tarzan laid the girl down gently. It wasn't the first time Khwazi Power Sex had rendered some one senseless.


I couldn't stop laughing!

 

[MtnAngelWV]

I have a post written by ariosto but a differnet thread "Mr and Mrs Claus have a Brand New Bag"


There is a dearth of entertainment at the North Pole after Christmas
OOC:
Allright gals, let's see how kinky you really are, Siameese Twin midgets. A first for me too.



IC:
Cum spattered on the frosty paned window like sleet, as Wee and Wak, the Siamese Twin Elves
jerked off too the arousing sight of Momma and Papa Claus rutting ourageously on the bed. Behind them all the other little boy elves were leaping up and down for their turn.

"We need our cute little girl elves back Wee"
said Wak.

"They all ran off with Rudolph Wee, when they found out it wasn't his nose that glows."

Wee and Wak have the faces of cherubs, the woodies of a mule and voices straight from the Wizard of OZ

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

Funniest post has to either go to Pheonix, or Poohlive

Hm...not anything against pheonix but this post put me over the top, it just was funny coming from Pooh bear....

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=25325&perpage=20&pagenumber=26

Post 8 from the top....to me, coming from him, it was hilarious, made me cry

 

[KillerMuffin]

Neale's first post on this thread is totally hysterical. I still makes me chortle. A Gamer and His Dice

Neale's post:

Hey, Jace! She just said you couldn't use your fingers... Didn't say nothing about ...other... methods!" Grinning like a maniac, I dash into the the kitchen, from whence the others heard the microwave beeping. A minute later, I returned with a bottle of honey. "Here ya go, buddy... nicely warmed to just above body temp... dribble that in the right spots, and enjoy!"

"Anybody have the number of Hard 8? I need to call in to get a game ruling on how to interpret a die roll after the die has been buried in pussy. Would it follow the accidental eating rule, or the feline interference rule?"

 

[ShyGuy68]

This thread is now closed for nominating. The poll's will hopefully be going up in the next couple of days!