Funniest. Line. Ever.

[TheEarl]

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler

Found it from here whilst searching for the infamous Leviticus quotes in the middle of a conv with a friend about religion.

The Earl

 

[mack_the_knife]

I like Steve Martin's idea for a drug that makes you small.

Tiny munchkin voice "Why no, officer, I'm not small."

 

[Liar]

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler

Found it from here whilst searching for the infamous Leviticus quotes in the middle of a conv with a friend about religion.

The Earl

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't people actually do this, somewhere in the 60's?

So I've been told.

 

[matriarch]

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler

Found it from here whilst searching for the infamous Leviticus quotes in the middle of a conv with a friend about religion.

The Earl

Oh-oh-oh!!
I love this one:

Some women can't say the word lesbian... even when their mouth is full of one. ~Kate Clinton

Saw her live when at Cape Cod.........absolutely freakin' hilarious.

 

[TheEarl]

I actually kinda liked this one:

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

The Earl

 

[Quiet_Cool]

I actually kinda liked this one:

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. ~Dr. Seuss

The Earl

I think this one was/is in Laurel's sig-line.

Not sure though...

Personally, I favor the first one:

"When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one. ~Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988 (Thank you, Marlene.)"

Of course, I've only just started reading...

Q_C

 

[Guest]

I like this one.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question." ~Author Unknown


(Great site, Earl - thanks!)

 

[Kassiana]

Sadly, I think a call like that would only work for those who work in the military.

 

[fieryjen]

I like this one.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question." ~Author Unknown


(Great site, Earl - thanks!)

Bwah! I need to write that down somewhere...

 

[Guest]

 

[carsonshepherd]

If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." ~Robin Tyler

if only that really did work, i'd use it tomorrow

 

[minsue]

if only that really did work...

Part of me is quite tempted to see if it would. Ya never know, there's a possibility it might.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

if only that really did work, i'd use it tomorrow

id like to try this in reverse.
"don't you need to hire a more diverse work group? well, im the answer to your prayers... call me your tolken lezzie."

 

[minsue]

If it's a disease, can't I get disability for it?

 

[Guest]

If it's a disease, can't I get disability for it?

lemme know.
maybe i could be a stay at home lezzie with benefits.

 

[minsue]

id like to try this in reverse.
"don't you need to hire a more diverse work group? well, im the answer to your prayers... call me your tolken lezzie."

Yeah, that'll go over well in east TX.....

 

[minsue]

lemme know.
maybe i could be a stay at home lezzie with benefits.

Hrm, I head tell you had plenty of benefits at home.....

 

[Guest]

Yeah, that'll go over well in east TX.....

right, i forgot to add "y'all"
i hate those v8 moments.

 

[Guest]

Hrm, I head tell you had plenty of benefits at home.....

i do but im greedy. im not ashamed.

 

[thebullet]

This is the funniest thing I ever heard in an actual conversation:

I had a summer job in a warehouse. One of the other workers and I were standing around talking when a third fellow walked up to us. The third guy had eyes that went in two different directions. He was missing several teeth in the front and he was intellectually challanged.

The guy I was talking to put his arm around me and said:
"Andrew, my boy, there you see the result of a drunken fuck!"

I laughed for a week. (and I used the line in one of my stories.)