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Adre said:
Why should young guys have all the fun?:(
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I prefer dating men my own age to up to 5-7 years older. However, they have no interest in anything more than a casual sexual relationship. So the way I see it, if it's just going to be casual, I may as well go shallow and fuck guys I find hot who get harder erections and can get it up multiple times.
 
LadyFunkenstein said:
I prefer dating men my own age to up to 5-7 years older. However, they have no interest in anything more than a casual sexual relationship. So the way I see it, if it's just going to be casual, I may as well go shallow and fuck guys I find hot who get harder erections and can get it up multiple times.
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Good enough reason .
 
Want another horrible biking story? OK!

Once, one girlfriend and I went to this park out in the middle of no where, known as the little grand canyon of louisiana. The trail was marked as hiking, biking, and horse. There were downed trees and deep creeks that we had to climb over with our bikes, huge blood sucking bugs everywhere, and we rode through a couple piles of horse shit. We did not finish that ride, as soon as the trail crossed a road, we took that back to the car.

After that we went to this outdoor crawfish restaurant. Sitting at the table I noticed my girlfriend had a big ole tick sucking on her face . Then when I got home and took off my clothes, there were a couple dozen tiny seed ticks that had crawled in my socks.
 
Libsam said:
Want another horrible biking story? OK!

Once, one girlfriend and I went to this park out in the middle of no where, known as the little grand canyon of louisiana. The trail was marked as hiking, biking, and horse. There were downed trees and deep creeks that we had to climb over with our bikes, huge blood sucking bugs everywhere, and we rode through a couple piles of horse shit. We did not finish that ride, as soon as the trail crossed a road, we took that back to the car.

After that we went to this outdoor crawfish restaurant. Sitting at the table I noticed my girlfriend had a big ole tick sucking on her face . Then when I got home and took off my clothes, there were a couple dozen tiny seed ticks that had crawled in my socks.
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Bleh, ticks are the worst, they freak me the fuck out!
 
LadyFunkenstein said:
Bleh, ticks are the worst, they freak me the fuck out!
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There are only a few things in the world for which I show absolutely no mercy, under any circumstances. Ticks are one of these. They get an instantaneous death sentence and quick execution any time I see one.
 
Colonel Sanders called...

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...he said he wants their legs back, but that you can keep the rump roast.
 
Libsam said:
Want another horrible biking story? OK!

Once, one girlfriend and I went to this park out in the middle of no where, known as the little grand canyon of louisiana. The trail was marked as hiking, biking, and horse. There were downed trees and deep creeks that we had to climb over with our bikes, huge blood sucking bugs everywhere, and we rode through a couple piles of horse shit. We did not finish that ride, as soon as the trail crossed a road, we took that back to the car.

After that we went to this outdoor crawfish restaurant. Sitting at the table I noticed my girlfriend had a big ole tick sucking on her face . Then when I got home and took off my clothes, there were a couple dozen tiny seed ticks that had crawled in my socks.
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Yup. Louisiana is the bug capital of the universe. South Carolina runs a distant second.
 
eyer said:
Colonel Sanders called...

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...he said he wants their legs back, but that you can keep the rump roast.
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Come on. My legs are spectacular and I know it, and you know it. You just seem silly and desperate for attention.

That said, next try please quote the larger picture instead of the av.
 
thør said:
There's always biking in the snow....
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I biked to and from the gym earlier today and hit several patches of slush. Not fun. I would be better off riding the bike I got rid of last summer, with those fat tires. But I just don't have the room for 4 bikes.
 
LadyFunkenstein said:
Come on. My legs are spectacular and I know it, and you know it. You just seem silly and desperate for attention.

That said, next try please quote the larger picture instead of the av.
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No, seriously, I think you showing yourself so much is great...

...every time you show another shot, it makes wanker queen look better.

Despite the smashed schnoozer, the sagging boobs, the chicken legs, and being so short and pudgy...

...you're still a great humanitarian willing to take so many hits just to help your fellow woman look better.
 
eyer said:
No, seriously, I think you showing yourself so much is great...

...every time you show another shot, it makes wanker queen look better.

Despite the smashed schnoozer, the sagging boobs, the chicken legs, and being so short and pudgy...

...you're still a great humanitarian willing to take so many hits just to help your fellow woman look better.
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LMAO... yeah right! :D
 
eyer said:
No, seriously, I think you showing yourself so much is great...

...every time you show another shot, it makes wanker queen look better.

Despite the smashed schnoozer, the sagging boobs, the chicken legs, and being so short and pudgy...

...you're still a great humanitarian willing to take so many hits just to help your fellow woman look better.
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You forgot that her head is too big for her body.
 
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