Funk Hole (closed for BLACK BART and yours truly.)

Lost Angel

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Funk Hole………

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OCC….."A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct." Frank Herbert-Dune

And so I shall try with this beginning. And to the dark gentlemen, my grateful thanks for writing with me.

:kiss: L.A.

:rose:

Prologue.

~#~​
The only light in the room came from the fires outside. The city was burning. Already the docks and East End were ablaze. Between the explosions of the bombs you could pick out the drone of the aircraft now overhead. How many Taylor wondered. Not that it was important. One bomb in the wrong place was all that mattered. He sighed and picked up the brandy glass on the table beside him. Rolling the glass in his hands, he settled further back into the high-backed leather chair and continued to wait for his companion’s answer to his question.

“Tomorrow. It goes tomorrow,” the Whitehall pencil-pusher said, pulling at the collar of his shirt.

“It should have gone days ago,” Taylor eased his right leg forward. The bullet he had carried in his flesh since the first day of the Somme seemed determined to remind him of his age tonight. He was too old for this. The burden belonged on younger shoulders, but none had appeared. Did that mean it was the end? Taylor shook the thought away. He would not even begin to contemplate that England would fall.

“Yes… but more important items needed to be moved to the Manod Quarry in Blaenau Ffestiniog, Wales. The crown jewels, paintings and statues from the Tate and National galley….” the pencil-pusher spluttered.

“They could have waited,” Taylor said and put down his brandy, untouched.

“What? Are you saying a battered safe deposit box is of more importance than the crown jewels?”

Taylor shook his head and rose. Of course it was, but he was not going to say so out loud. Taking his stick from the side of the chair Taylor limped to the door of the private room. He left the pencil-pusher to pay for the untouched brandy, if, or when, the club’s staff came out of the air-raid shelter. For a moment Taylor contemplated going down to the cellar to join the rest of the members among the bottles of port and vintage wine. Then he snorted. Jerry had tired to kill him on the western front in the last show, and did not succeed.

He let himself out into the demon’s hell that was the streets of London this cold November night of 1940. The raid was at its height. He could hear the whumph, whumph of exploding bombs, cut through with the clank of fire engine bells. He shrugged his shoulders and turned in the direction of his home in Chester Street, just off Belgrave Square. As he neared his destination Taylor saw a policeman approaching on the other side of the street. The man did not seem in a hurry, but sauntered by, eying Taylor as if he was a thief on the prowl. Taylor smiled to himself and pulled his coat collar up higher, trying not to look east. Tried hard not to see the sky full of flames, marking where the Albert Docks were. As he reached the steps of his home he stopped. It was not just the policeman’s keen observation of him that had struck Taylor as unusual; it was the dark shadow in the man’s right hand. A gun. London Bobbies did not carry side arms. Taylor fumbled in his pocket, searching for his keys attached to the chain on his pocket watch.

He hurriedly climbed the steps. A cold sweat began to break out down his back. Then it hit him. The twin of the pain he had felt that day on the Somme, cutting deep into his back. He fell forward, his teeth biting deep into his bottom lip as he stifled a scream. The cold stone rushed up to hit him, he half rolled. Another bullet tore through his side and this time he did scream. Taylor’s fingers closed round his watch, dragging it from his pocket. He clenched his palm. The bastard would have to cut his hand open to get it. The seal on the back of the watch felt warm and comforting, it denied the danger that was threatening.

Taylor fought to crawl up the steps, to reach the door. It was no use. His attacker was on him, roughly going through his pockets, scattering the contents of his wallet into the night. The policeman’s hand closed on Taylor’s just as the side of the building imploded. All went dark. Taylor knew he was dying. For a second his dimming eyes caught sight of the face he had been hoping to see. His hand unclenched, returning the watch with the seal on its back to where if had come from forty years before.

~#~​

Hanna Hitchens.

“What I do for my brother,” Hanna Hitchens sniffed and clattered her way down Chester Street. She was making for Grosvenor Place then Victoria Station. She had walked half the way from Paddington Station in an air-raid. She must be mad she told herself. No. Walking in an air-raid was better than facing her brother if she failed to meet the “gentleman customer”.

Hanna’s brother was a Fence, one of the best. He knew the market better than anyone. In 1938 James Hitchens has invested his well earned-gains in a large, Victorian pile of bricks and mortar, just south of Oxford. Hanna had though him mad, but didn’t say so. James had a hand as hard as cricket bat and used it like one, normally on his sister Hanna, and his two younger brothers, if they didn’t see the sense of his plans.

Once he had bought his large house in the country, James spent a fortune doing it up. He had reasoned that war was coming, and if it was coming members of the London underworld would need a place to stay away from any bombs and coppers. A place that could cater to their every needs; for a price of course. A very select Funk Hole, so select that the guests did not know where it was until they were escorted to the door.

That was Hanna’s job this night; she was to meet a “client” who needed to retire to the country for a while. She was supposed to meet him at Victoria Station at midnight. “If there was anything left of the station by that time,” she muttered to herself. She began to cross the street and stopped. There in the dull glow from the fires burning by the river Thames, she saw the figure of a bobby over that of a man on the steps of one of the houses. Bloody rozzers, she thought, biggest thieves of the lot

Whumph! The ground heaved and Hanna was thrown to the floor her handbag snatched from her hands. “My stockings!” she cried out loud, as part of the street opposite vanished in a cloud of dust, flame and rubble. It was a stupid thing to say, but they were her second best silk pair and had cost a small fortune. Hanna blinked, coughed and fumbled on the road for her bag. She got to her feet, trying to look at her stockings in the glow the fire beginning to blossom in the ruins. There was no damage as far as she could see. Nor to herself for that matter, save for a layer of brick dust. Hanna began to shake as the shock of what had happened crept into her thoughts. She began to feel sick and glanced about the street; it was empty, though she could hear the bell of a fire engine in the distance. Hanna looked over to where the policeman had been. He was no longer there. The blast had blown him across the street. He lay crumbled up against the railings of the houses on the other side of the road.

Hanna’s dubious upbringing kicked in and she walked quickly over and began to go through the policeman’s pockets. Well better in her hands than another’s. His wallet was full of white fivers. Her eyes widened as she stuffed them in her purse, along with the gun. She sniffed and straightened, dusting her coat as best she could and made to move on, ignoring the thudding fear of being discovered in her chest. As she did, she caught sight of the man the policeman had been robbing. He still lay on the steps, untouched by the explosion. Another quick glance round and she ran to the man’s side. Well, he was dead already. As she bent over him his eyes opened. “I meant no harm, mister, honestly.” Hanna garbled and backed off in panic. The man gave a faint smile and opened his hand. There was a pocket watch, one of the finest Hanna had seen in all the years of helping her brother.

Without thinking Hanna took the watch from the man and slipped it into her purse.
 
Bloody HELL!

Brandon Haynes drew the American made overcoat tighter around his neck and shifted closer to the metal support within the deserted building.

Deserted because after the second, ear-deafening impact of Nazi bombs everyone else was smart enough to seek shelter BELOW ground

Overhead the howl of engines grew louder...then the squeal of air rushing past finned death as their payloads released joined in. Brandon cringed, mentally cursing his own sanity and the reasoning that had brought him to this god-forsaken country...

LOVE....

Not the love of a woman, Brandon Haynes in his 32 years had made sure he NEVER became that indentured and helpless... certainly not the love of this country or any other for that matter for he carried no allegiance to any...his love was for undiscovered riches...rare, unique...PRICELESS pieces that continue the lifestyle he had grown so accustomed to...to keep him far AWAY from the poverty he had escaped from.


And if that love brought him to this country on the verge of obliteration?

So be it!

Brandon had his payload...tucked carefully and neatly against his lower back in a custom made velvet money belt, one of a kind jewels fit for a queen, no less...and once he had ridden out this german "campaign"...he would sell them to the highest bidder...german, english...french...or american...

All he cared about at this moment in time was meeting his contact and getting to the safe zone they promised...a few days of R&R...and then returning stateside to arrange the sale of his most recently acquired treasure.

Acquired...Brandon smiled at the suave sound of the word...Stolen was more accurate...raw, gritty...but accurate...for Brandon had not only slipped away with the jewels undiscovered...but left behind a set of replicated zirconia’s that would fail only the most intense of inspections.

Other would be practitioners of his trade “stole”, and were quickly caught...Brandon acquired...and had yet to be apprehended...he was out of the country and had the treasures sold before the rightful owners even realized they had been visited.

Sliding his pocket watch from his vest he glanced down at the golden hands...his contact was late...20 minutes past the arranged time...but he wasn't worried...the money they had demanded in return for safe haven was large...

and he had wisely insisted on holding it on his person until the services were delivered.
 
Hanna Hitchens


Hanna was close to the meeting place. She knew she was late. It wasn't her fault. Damn Jerries, she thought, worse than the rozzers for putting a spoke in your wheel

The cold air smelt of smoke. She could see the flickering illumination of the sky in the east. For once she was glad she wasn't in her family's old stomping ground of the East End.

The drone of aircraft no longer filled the skies. The raid was over, or more likely it was a gap between the waves of bombers following the line of the River Thames to their target.

A black cab scuttled down the road, like a beatle that had emerged from hiding. Hanna gave a small smile. Took more than an air-raid to stop London's cabbies.

The dark, gloom raddled buliding loomed across the road. Hanna pulled her coat tighted and clutched her purse to her chest and crossed, vanishing through the half open door. Her high heels echoed on the hard stone floor.

She patted the thick roll of dark hair where it lay on the nape of her neck, her gloved fingers pulling at a wisp that had escaped. Hanna narrowed her eyes seeking the "gentleman" she was supposed to meet.

A shadow flickered close to metal support. "Mr Smith?" Hanna said and rolled her eyes at the "name" her brother James had said he had chosen for this "guest" . She chewed her lip and waited for an answer.
 
"Smith?

Brandon stepped from behind the rubble that was shielding him and suddenly found himself with both arms full of warm, curved woman...It was an honest accident...but before he had time to confirm his "identity" and question if she was HIS contact he suddenly had other problems...

"Hey now" He growled and deflected the pair of claws that gleamed in the moonlight.

"Hold it, would you Miss?" Again he deflected the dangerous nails and felt a burning sensation on his cheek, his eyes tracking the woman as she shifted her weight and swung a hand a third time.

"That's enough!" He grunted and caught both wrists, lifting her arms and suddenly finding himself face to face with an as of yet unknown woman.

"My name is Smith and you'd better be the contact James’s promised or we're both in a lot of trouble...."

Eyes that had been clenched into tight slits opened wide as the words sank in, her clenched lips turning into a delicious round pouting “O” as her arms dropped and he freed them...

The transformation was incredible, where there had been a tigress ready to claw him to pieces now stood an innocent and quite erotic looking woman…one that inflamed his maleness and stoked his lust…

The sirens began to howl again…another barrage coming in…the few lights that were dimly visible because of blackout regulations quickly winkling out as the dim murmur of engines came once again to them..

Brandon did what any man would do under the circumstances…possible death coming at them from the sky and nowhere to run and hide in the rubble of England below…

He kissed her.
 
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