funeral fucks

[apexpark]

anyone ever just get so depressed at a funeral that you just fucked your dead sisters husband?

 

[Dionysian Beast]

No, but I once fucked a body before its funeral.

 

[Siren]

hahahahahaha

talk about the long goodbye

 

[Bob Peale]

Ummm, who was in the casket: him or her?

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Mine was a she. Nice tits, too.

 

[Siren]

I guess Bobby............

It was the fuck to die for...........

 

[apexpark]

No, but I once fucked a body before its funeral.

oh man, can you please not be joking and tell us all about it.

 

[redwhiteblue]

anyone ever just get so depressed at a funeral that you just fucked your dead sisters husband?

nope, but then i'm male...and i don't have a sister

 

[Dionysian Beast]

oh man, can you please not be joking and tell us all about it.

Nope. For security sake, I need to stay quiet.

 

[apexpark]

Re: I guess Bobby............

It was the fuck to die for...........

haha...and the bitch did!!!

 

[Bob Peale]

Nope. For security sake, I need to stay quiet.

If she's in any position to retaliate, you have much larger problems...

 

[apexpark]

Nope. For security sake, I need to stay quiet.

uggg security. man, i really wanted to hear this one.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

She? Who gives a fuck about her?

Last time I checked, Necrophillia was illegal

 

[Bob Peale]

She? Who gives a fuck about her?

The last time I checked, Necrophillia was illegal

I think that's only if you dig 'em up

 

[Dionysian Beast]

You sure? That's not bad though, cos I ain't into that. Can't stand the smell.

But I'll take a fresh corpse any day

 

[Siren]

hahahaha

Sure? That's not bad though, cos I ain't into that. Can't stand the smell.

But I'll take a fresh corpse any day

Fresh is always best.

Get it before the expiration date.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Yup.

 

[Image]

uh, oh...

 

[Dionysian Beast]

What? You plan on dying any time soon?

 

[Image]

That would have been funny, really... if you weren't such a sick MF'r

 

[BedBunny]

This thread stinks like a corpse.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

That would have been funny, really... if you weren't such a sick MF'r

Guess what? It wasn't supposed to funny, missy.

 

[nike]

Whoa! this definitely wasnt thead I was trying to click...*slowly backing out of the thread*

 

[Siren]

it wasnt?

Guess what? It wasn't supposed to funny, missy.

* stops laughing,

 

[Image]

Well, I'm planning on living for a good while longer... so only in your dreams asshole

But, I can only hope next time, that the embalming fluid burns the head off of your 3 inch dick...

But cheer up the next one will never know how small it is...