Funboy & G.R.
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InternationalFunboy
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So am i supposed to just sit inside this big penile shaped cake forever or is the star of this party showing up any time soon??
Can somebody slip me a rummy in here? It's kinda hot...
Can somebody slip me a rummy in here? It's kinda hot...
InternationalFunboy
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Surprise, yo! Waddup? I'm your fella for the thread for the time ahead and I just wanna say....
how YOOZ doin?
how YOOZ doin?
Oh it's you! Hi FUNBOY!
I missed you. (I haveta admit I worried about you)
I am glad you didn't drown.
Now slave,
Tell me everything about your experiance!
Now!
And do it with style.
(Since you are my little fuck toy for the week, I am sure you won't mind tending garden with me. Wanna roll in the flowers?)
I missed you. (I haveta admit I worried about you
)I am glad you didn't drown.
Now slave,
Tell me everything about your experiance!
Now!
And do it with style.
(Since you are my little fuck toy for the week, I am sure you won't mind tending garden with me. Wanna roll in the flowers?)
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Here......I'm gonna spread a little frosting down south....when you aren't looking....
You really want to know about my few days? Allrighty.....
Allright I leave work wednesday and the traffic is mad.....new orleans is the definition of "low lying area" so it seriously floods here. Anyway I try a few ways home and everything is just jammed.........I end up on a main road and cars are gridlocked.....and the water is rising. it was already up to the bottom of my car and I knew the thing was going to flood out and stall soon and I didn't want to have it happen on the busiest street in the area so i made a dash for a shell station to my right. Little did I know that the water was twice as deep on that side of the street. Have you ever seen those nautilus class submarines do an emergency ascent? The you have some idea of how my car looked going into that water and surfacing on the other side....
I had a bit of room to go at it so the momentum carried me over the effing curb and just into the parking lot of the shell. And there she died.
I left work at 4:30...it was now 6 and i was only three blocks from my office. So I did what any smart vehicle operator would do. i went and got a beer and hung out with the hoodlums in front of the store for three hours.... they were movers from Weiner Court and they were giving me shit about my "boat"...calling me "skipper" and shit......it was funny as hell. ANy way I tried to start the car every so often to no avail so i called a wrecker which got there at 9:45 or so to take me and the woodwagon home. She has yet to start. The last 2 days I have ridden my bike to work in a flippin monsoon..........it's been a blast, but I can't say i like my bike getting rained on. It won't hurt it, but it's still new, dammit....
I wish there was like a nudist colony here becuase this rain was made for dancin'!
Sorry if you worried, I was just busy getting stranded and trying to plan a trip to Mississippi this weekend without a car...
You really want to know about my few days? Allrighty.....
Allright I leave work wednesday and the traffic is mad.....new orleans is the definition of "low lying area" so it seriously floods here. Anyway I try a few ways home and everything is just jammed.........I end up on a main road and cars are gridlocked.....and the water is rising. it was already up to the bottom of my car and I knew the thing was going to flood out and stall soon and I didn't want to have it happen on the busiest street in the area so i made a dash for a shell station to my right. Little did I know that the water was twice as deep on that side of the street. Have you ever seen those nautilus class submarines do an emergency ascent? The you have some idea of how my car looked going into that water and surfacing on the other side....
I had a bit of room to go at it so the momentum carried me over the effing curb and just into the parking lot of the shell. And there she died.
I left work at 4:30...it was now 6 and i was only three blocks from my office. So I did what any smart vehicle operator would do. i went and got a beer and hung out with the hoodlums in front of the store for three hours.... they were movers from Weiner Court and they were giving me shit about my "boat"...calling me "skipper" and shit......it was funny as hell. ANy way I tried to start the car every so often to no avail so i called a wrecker which got there at 9:45 or so to take me and the woodwagon home. She has yet to start. The last 2 days I have ridden my bike to work in a flippin monsoon..........it's been a blast, but I can't say i like my bike getting rained on. It won't hurt it, but it's still new, dammit....
I wish there was like a nudist colony here becuase this rain was made for dancin'!
Sorry if you worried, I was just busy getting stranded and trying to plan a trip to Mississippi this weekend without a car...
That is okay, I just thought you drowned.
Sounds like an adventure.
I love the analogy, and clear descriptive word choices...
A+++++
Have you checked your mail? Disregard all mail that I sent you.
Please!
Okay. So, as I suck on your penis cake, down here, I am going to think about what to do with you for a week......
Did you get that whole 'private message' thing worked out??? Do you understand??
That is your first job as my slave, because if I want to say something that isn't publically digestable, then I want to be able to fucking do it!
So?
Sounds like an adventure.
I love the analogy, and clear descriptive word choices...
A+++++
Have you checked your mail? Disregard all mail that I sent you.
Please!
Okay. So, as I suck on your penis cake, down here, I am going to think about what to do with you for a week......
Did you get that whole 'private message' thing worked out??? Do you understand??
That is your first job as my slave, because if I want to say something that isn't publically digestable, then I want to be able to fucking do it!
So?
InternationalFunboy
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YES maam........I can receive and hopefully send those private messages, but after I peeped your pillows and folds on that other thread, I'm VERY curious as to what will be unfit for public consumption. hahaha...this is going to be the best thread ever!
*LOL*
Gossip silly!
I can't talk bad about people in public. I am too nice..
(what a bitch I am when I am one on one!)
Yes this is going to be a great thread.... I will certainly expect you to be an obedient disobediant!
Are you still getting to go to Mississippi?
Are you going to see some friends?
If so, will you be online for the weekend, or do I have to wait till monday night to use and abuse you?
Gossip silly!
I can't talk bad about people in public. I am too nice..
(what a bitch I am when I am one on one!)
Yes this is going to be a great thread.... I will certainly expect you to be an obedient disobediant!
Are you still getting to go to Mississippi?
Are you going to see some friends?
If so, will you be online for the weekend, or do I have to wait till monday night to use and abuse you?
InternationalFunboy
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I'm off to the land of government hemp to get fitted for a tuxedo. I'm a groomsman in a friend's wedding next weekend so yes the abuse will have to wait until monday....
I'm not a very good slave am I?
COlor me a giggalo-bitch whore pants, but I'm your giggalo bitch whore pants...
I had to rent a car to get there tomorrow.. then next week i will ride my bike to the wedding in the tux, and try to pick up on bridesmaids...all for you of course.....
Since I have all of my teeth and a job I'm prime marriage material.....I'll trick them into coming back to the Funhouse and we can experiment on them.....with licorice, and cream...electric shavers.....and my cousin's vibrating hairbrush.
SHIT yeah......I'm likeing this wedding stuff already...
I'm not a very good slave am I?
COlor me a giggalo-bitch whore pants, but I'm your giggalo bitch whore pants...
I had to rent a car to get there tomorrow.. then next week i will ride my bike to the wedding in the tux, and try to pick up on bridesmaids...all for you of course.....
Since I have all of my teeth and a job I'm prime marriage material.....I'll trick them into coming back to the Funhouse and we can experiment on them.....with licorice, and cream...electric shavers.....and my cousin's vibrating hairbrush.
SHIT yeah......I'm likeing this wedding stuff already...
You know, I wish we had had a real wedding....
You and me, and Mischka, and Lavender, Scylis, Outsider, Jaded, and oh shit, the list goes on.....
Maybe we'll do that soon....
Oh and if you get laid this weekend you'd better be thinking of me!
How old are you funboy? I need to know!
Tell me the truth.
Oh and I expect a total of a full 7 days of posts from you, so this thread won't end untill I add up our threads to equal 168 hours of playtime!
So don't worry. You can go off and fulfill your RL responsibilities, and not worry about neglecting me.
(I may appear low maintainance, but I am not. Don't be fooled.)
What are your plans for this evening? I am going to be doing some cleaning. !WooHoo!
At least I have literotica..
Hold me before you leave me......
You and me, and Mischka, and Lavender, Scylis, Outsider, Jaded, and oh shit, the list goes on.....
Maybe we'll do that soon....
Oh and if you get laid this weekend you'd better be thinking of me!
How old are you funboy? I need to know!
Tell me the truth.
Oh and I expect a total of a full 7 days of posts from you, so this thread won't end untill I add up our threads to equal 168 hours of playtime!
So don't worry. You can go off and fulfill your RL responsibilities, and not worry about neglecting me.
(I may appear low maintainance, but I am not. Don't be fooled.)
What are your plans for this evening? I am going to be doing some cleaning. !WooHoo!
At least I have literotica..
Hold me before you leave me......
InternationalFunboy
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Laid? psss.. not a chance for this whorepants..
I will be 28 in july......but I'm really about 14.
Look deep into my eyes and you will KNOW the truth!
As for tonight I am being picked up by enterprise rent-A-car early in the morn so I will be retiring sometime before then.. I suppose I'm all here because I'm not all there tonight.
In honor of your winning me like a prized veal i will now do some hip-hop freestyle inspired by Starwars...
<insert funky beat here>
Closin' in on feeble minds like Cecil B Demille
I'm strong 'till dawn, lean and long, full of brawn...
Galloping around on a Ton-Ton... while i do dis song.
The turbo-leg model with the pinstripe
flair
on it's knees and derriere
and a little on it's privates there......and there and there.
It's an everyday thang for the neck snapper nanny-whacker
big fat sack haver
lizard tongue givin' neck biting
nipple tweak SUPERfreak
puttin little pink hand prints...on a buttcheek
SO c'mon sweet meat and have a seat ;-)
allright not much starwars there,
since that sucked rhino you can go to the site and snap up the rest of the songs. they are ready for your listening pleasure.....
maybe I can work on that wedding thing....
I will be 28 in july......but I'm really about 14.
Look deep into my eyes and you will KNOW the truth!
As for tonight I am being picked up by enterprise rent-A-car early in the morn so I will be retiring sometime before then.. I suppose I'm all here because I'm not all there tonight.
In honor of your winning me like a prized veal i will now do some hip-hop freestyle inspired by Starwars...
<insert funky beat here>
Closin' in on feeble minds like Cecil B Demille
I'm strong 'till dawn, lean and long, full of brawn...
Galloping around on a Ton-Ton... while i do dis song.
The turbo-leg model with the pinstripe
flair
on it's knees and derriere
and a little on it's privates there......and there and there.
It's an everyday thang for the neck snapper nanny-whacker
big fat sack haver
lizard tongue givin' neck biting
nipple tweak SUPERfreak
puttin little pink hand prints...on a buttcheek
SO c'mon sweet meat and have a seat ;-)
allright not much starwars there,
since that sucked rhino you can go to the site and snap up the rest of the songs. they are ready for your listening pleasure.....
maybe I can work on that wedding thing....
I am good with weddings. I did all the clothes for the other one I have been in, and I did all of the clothes for my brothers wedding.
I thought you did good there, but I don't know.
I have been off being naughty.
I am 27 and will be 28 on November 4...but I am really 67.......
Look deep into my eyes and you will know the truth.
I thought you did good there, but I don't know.
I have been off being naughty.
I am 27 and will be 28 on November 4...but I am really 67.......
Look deep into my eyes and you will know the truth.
InternationalFunboy
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Well.....looks as though there may be a bit of an age difference to overcome....
I don't care... come here and I'LL KISS THAT GOOSE KNUCKLE ALL NIGHT YOU WILD GYPSY LOVER!
I think I'm ready to roll in the flowers now......such a beautiful thought that......
I don't care... come here and I'LL KISS THAT GOOSE KNUCKLE ALL NIGHT YOU WILD GYPSY LOVER!
I think I'm ready to roll in the flowers now......such a beautiful thought that......
Do I really look that old?
Do as I ask and prove you are Curt in there....
Sing Gimmie Danger for me, and make it count!
I will be waiting untill tomarrow to listen to the other music, so that I can satisfy my emptiness with out you this weekend...
Though I know we'll be together in spirit.
Do as I ask and prove you are Curt in there....
Sing Gimmie Danger for me, and make it count!
I will be waiting untill tomarrow to listen to the other music, so that I can satisfy my emptiness with out you this weekend...
Though I know we'll be together in spirit.
InternationalFunboy
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nope.......I just trusted you since my powers of sight aren't quite what yours are....I'm just a funny boy after all.
I can't sing it now........but i will. for real....if you're willing to wait....
I can't sing it now........but i will. for real....if you're willing to wait....
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You're out then?
see you on monday, petal..... ;-)
see you on monday, petal..... ;-)
No I am not out. I just wanted to make sure that I said that to you before you vanished into thin air...
I am about to post my fresh "facial" pictures on the "Will he wank on her?" thread....
Come along. It's fun.....
You know that this is you in these pics I am about to post and to your suprise, you find, that you are one happy man.
I am about to post my fresh "facial" pictures on the "Will he wank on her?" thread....
Come along. It's fun.....
You know that this is you in these pics I am about to post and to your suprise, you find, that you are one happy man.
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Wassup sweet-gash? oh wait........am I allowed to talk like that since you are in charge of this thread? oops..i may need to edit my yap in the future....
I should work on my submissive bit some more too.....
ahhhh........ eff that....
Here's a question for you, Who would win in a fight between Darth Vader and Garth Brooks.....?
I should work on my submissive bit some more too.....
ahhhh........ eff that....
Here's a question for you, Who would win in a fight between Darth Vader and Garth Brooks.....?
InternationalFunboy
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Fuck me in the butt? You've gotta catch me first! (not to mention tranquilize me because a pinky finger feels like a 747 in there).
I'm running into the kitchen, I'll need some weapons to fight you off and my first choice is non-dairy whipped topping.....then some honey, and ......uh.......some....hersheys syrup.............and..........uh and strawberries ....a little O this and that.....
ahh fuck it.... c'mere and wiggle around with me on the floor
I'm running into the kitchen, I'll need some weapons to fight you off and my first choice is non-dairy whipped topping.....then some honey, and ......uh.......some....hersheys syrup.............and..........uh and strawberries ....a little O this and that.....
ahh fuck it.... c'mere and wiggle around with me on the floor
oooohhhhhhh yummy.
My funboy is being fun....
Okay, so I won't fuck your butt but, if a pinky is like a 747, do you have rabbit poop, or do you suffer extream pain when you are on the pot?
Or do you eat a bowl of Colon Blow each day?
My funboy is being fun....
Okay, so I won't fuck your butt but, if a pinky is like a 747, do you have rabbit poop, or do you suffer extream pain when you are on the pot?
Or do you eat a bowl of Colon Blow each day?
This thread is pathetic compared to the thread I am inslaved on....
You aren't trying hard enough funboy.
Is is that you think you have me wrapped around your poopy pinky and that you are taking me for granted?
I saw your desktop theme... You are a sick boy, arn't you? You are totally fucking deprived, and to the point of patheticness that will only get you hookers and websluts...
And to think that I am a webslut serving this vice of viscious soul dissolving pharse.
*reality kicks in*
Omg, am I really a webslut? I put up slutty pictures of me on here, and I am kind of perverted. omg, I am a webslut.
I have to go now. I am ashamed of myself.
You aren't trying hard enough funboy.
Is is that you think you have me wrapped around your poopy pinky and that you are taking me for granted?
I saw your desktop theme... You are a sick boy, arn't you? You are totally fucking deprived, and to the point of patheticness that will only get you hookers and websluts...
And to think that I am a webslut serving this vice of viscious soul dissolving pharse.
*reality kicks in*
Omg, am I really a webslut? I put up slutty pictures of me on here, and I am kind of perverted. omg, I am a webslut.
I have to go now.
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