Fun with Limericks

[MsLoveLee]

Is it okay to have a Limericks thread?

If not I'll delete this. Thanks!

For any rhymers out there, this site is awesome!

http://www.rhymezone.com/

 

[MsLoveLee]

Pot Luck!

Her vag was a whirlwind to fuck
She grinded and twisted and bucked
The men would all say
I love that Chef May
Her menu was sexual pot luck!

 

[bronzeage]

Who doesn't like a dirty limerick?


There was a woman named Alice
who used dynamite for a phallus.
They found her vagina
in South Carolina
and most of her asshole in Dallas.

 

[LordMhoram]

I came to the board just for browsing.
I found the crew here, all carousing.
One poster, it seems
wanted limericks with themes
that would be kinda hot and arousing.

 

[PleasePeesMe]

Is it okay to have a Limericks thread?

If not I'll delete this. Thanks!

There was a young man from Troon
Who was born two months too soon
He hadn't the luck to be got from a fuck
But a toss off, shoved in with a spoon.

 

[hotdamnazgirl]

I love this thread, thanks for starting it. My attempt is below . . . but feel free to ban me from posting on the thread due to my lack of rhyming skills. It is hard to find a rhyme to penis (hey that’s a pun—maybe I should be posting on a pun thread )

There once was a women from Phoenix
Who had a hankering for a penis
In lue of a willing boy
She settled for a toy
And was satisfied with the cleanness

 

[MsLoveLee]

Who doesn't like a dirty limerick?


There was a woman named Alice
who used dynamite for a phallus.
They found her vagina
in South Carolina
and most of her asshole in Dallas.

LOL, laughing my ass off ( I wish). That was great, thanks!

 

[MsLoveLee]

I came to the board just for browsing.
I found the crew here, all carousing.
One poster, it seems
wanted limericks with themes
that would be kinda hot and arousing.

Oh yes! Yes it is.

 

[MsLoveLee]

There was a young man from Troon
Who was born two months too soon
He hadn't the luck to be got from a fuck
But a toss off, shoved in with a spoon.

Hehehehe, ooops!

 

[MsLoveLee]

I love this thread, thanks for starting it. My attempt is below . . . but feel free to ban me from posting on the thread due to my lack of rhyming skills. It is hard to find a rhyme to penis (hey that’s a pun—maybe I should be posting on a pun thread )

There once was a women from Phoenix
Who had a hankering for a penis
In lue of a willing boy
She settled for a toy
And was satisfied with the cleanness

lol, Oh you did quite well. Though lack of penis would not keep me clean. I'm a "Juicy Lucy".

Thanks for posting.

Here's a site you might like: http://www.rhymezone.com/

I use it sometimes, it's really helpful!

 

[hotdamnazgirl]

lol, Oh you did quite well. Though lack of penis would not keep me clean. I'm a "Juicy Lucy".

Thanks for posting.

Here's a site you might like: http://www.rhymezone.com/

I use it sometimes, it's really helpful!

heehee, that is the site I used to get the word cleanness . . . it only gave me too options and that seemed the best one.

 

[westcoastjohn]

My naff effort

There once was a cuckold named John,
His wife played away from day one,
He would weep and weep away,
As he watched his wife fuck every day,
And poor Johnny would always get none.

 

[MsLoveLee]

There once was a cuckold named John,
His wife played away from day one,
He would weep and weep away,
As he watched his wife fuck every day,
And poor Johnny would always get none.

Oh thanks for posting, poor John, makes me want to tickle his fancy.

 

[westcoastjohn]

another silly effort - reminds me of my teenage years

There once was a bot named Jock
Who played every day with his cock
He dreamt of proper sex
Like he had with his ex
But these days he only came in his sock

 

[MsLoveLee]

There once was a bot named Jock
Who played every day with his cock
He dreamt of proper sex
Like he had with his ex
But these days he only came in his sock

LOL, John that was funny!

Soooo, visual.

 

[Remec]

There once was an elf named Kringle,
Whose bells did nothing but jingle,
Until he tripped on a hoof
and slipped on a roof,
And got them hung up on a shingle.

 

[MsLoveLee]

There once was an elf named Kringle,
Whose bells did nothing but jingle,
Until he tripped on a hoof
and slipped on a roof,
And got them hung up on a shingle.

lol

Thanks for post, very cute!

 

[MsLoveLee]

New Years Party!

At the party was a delicious rump roast
That was served by the voluptuous host
Juicy portions abound
That she passed all around
Grabbing her rump, I took more than most!

 

[MsLoveLee]

Limericks About Distracted Sex

Sad State of Affairs
MsLoveLee ©2011

While waiting for fate accompli
As my lovers’ going down upon me
I checked on the time
Composed this cute rhyme
And pretended orgasmed to be

 

[LordMhoram]

I love her to spread; pussy, ass
But do not mistake me for crass,
Though I lick up her pink
(I'll steer clear of the stink)
I'm mindful there's more to a lass.

 

[westcoastjohn]

Sad State of Affairs
MsLoveLee ©2011

While waiting for fate accompli
As my lovers’ going down upon me
I checked on the time
Composed this cute rhyme
And pretended orgasmed to be

U r naughty

 

[westcoastjohn]

Sad State of Affairs
MsLoveLee ©2011

While waiting for fate accompli
As my lovers’ going down upon me
I checked on the time
Composed this cute rhyme
And pretended orgasmed to be

U r naughty

 

[westcoastjohn]

i love this thread

There once was a dirty boy called Matt,
Who asked his girl to let him try scat,
He managed to get her to agree,
So he squatted over poor Marie,
But he misseed and he shat on the cat.

 

[MsLoveLee]

There once was a dirty boy called Matt,
Who asked his girl to let him try scat,
He managed to get her to agree,
So he squatted over poor Marie,
But he misseed and he shat on the cat.

LOL,

O.O

poor poor pussy,

 

[westcoastjohn]

two limericks about poor Mary

There once was a pretty girl called Mary,
Who always appeared quite scary,
You acted as a spy,
To try and find out why,
And found she was a man and incredibly hairy.


Here once was a dirty girl called Mary,
Who made all the boys very wary,
You wondered why,
So you gave her a try,
And found she had crabs and was terribly hairy.