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Penalt

Penalt

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Okay, I am a fan of Phil Foglio. A lot of his stuff just seems to have that perfect blend of humour and sexiness. An except from the Book 2 of Girl Genius....

"All of uz iz desirous of her. She iz zo sharp....zo dangerous, like a pudding-bag full of knives! GROWL!"

"Ah, and that's good, is it?"

"Sigh...Tvice I haff felt de touch uf her hand as it caressed my face....see de scar? Vunce her elbow lingered as it vas buried in my kidney....and vunce, ven her teeth seek my throat, I gave into her eyes und-"

"You're CRAZY! She was trying to KILL you!"

"Ho Ho HO. You iz still a leetle gurl in de vays of luff. You vill learn."



Sheer genius. Just wanted to share that exchange though.
 
Phil Foglio is an absolute riot... and nutcase. And pervert! *grins*

That's why I like his stuff.

His XXX rated Xenophile comics are a hoot... I just wish the collaboration he had going with Freff, D'arc Tangent had kept going...
 
fucking idiot Customs Canada won't let XXXenophile through the border.

@*^$*@^$@

I need to go spend some time at Pike Place and raid the comic shop there for XXXenophile...
 
Will You LoG OUT WHEN YOU GET OFF MY COMPUTER!!!!

*evil muttering*

btw... I met foglio once. at a convention. years ago...
 
cranky??? I'm NOT CRANKY!!! I'm living in HELL with someone who wants to SPRING CLEAN When I Can't Even Open The FUcking Window For SOme Releif@@@

I'll show you cranky. come'rerere fat man!
 
Mamid said:
cranky??? I'm NOT CRANKY!!! I'm living in HELL with someone who wants to SPRING CLEAN When I Can't Even Open The FUcking Window For SOme Releif@@@

I'll show you cranky. come'rerere fat man!
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:eek:
 
lil_slave_rose said:
*sees the crop and also backs out of the thread, QUICKLY!*
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Just cuz you didn't like the crop, doesnt mean every one does not like it
 
MasterPhoenix said:
Just cuz you didn't like the crop, doesnt mean every one does not like it
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*nods* i realize this, but, i saw the crop and i do not like it, so i removed myself from the thread quickly *smiles and backs outta the thread again*
 
Girl Genius is one of my favorite webcomics :)

*sees the crop and sits down to watch the show* :D
 
Well, the crop is nice but I do have a nice flogger ready to hand too. Nice thing about going thru all the boxes in deep storage is I've been finding stuff I thought we had lost. Some rope, the 'quick loop' (its a wide fabric belt with a friction buckle that goes on and holds limbs togeather in about 2 seconds), a little chain, oh yah, worth it.

I gotta go back to work in about 2 weeks so its gotta be down now. I don't like seeing my sweetie suffer, well at least not for a prolonged period, well at least not for a prolonged period in public. I loved the XXXenophile comics of Foglio's. Especially the one with the adventuring group who were carrying an artifact where anyone who touched it become uncontrollably horny for anyone they happened to be near to.
 
I'm allergic to dust. It is still cold enough here that opening the windows would be a bad thing. so I'm living in hell. and I have a cold/flu on top of it. My ears are clogged, my nose is doing a marathon, and all I want to do is sleep.

wtf is that gg comic you found yesterday? I want to go lie on the couch with baby on me and get better.
 
"Gets out tether chain to attach to couch"

Dear, I do not expect to have to repeat this.....

SIT

STAY

HEAL!
 
Mamid is still sniffly and suffered and unfortunate side effect of being in chains that we had not anticipated. Tonite as she was sitting on the couch she let go with a sneeze and suffered a panic attack. How did that happen you may ask? Let me explain...


See she's wearing her collar tonite, nice and snugly too. When she went to sneeze she tried to hold it back and in doing so her neck swelled with sudden clenching of neck muscles. Which immediately ran into the inner diameter of her collar which suddenly made it feel like instead of the comforting collar of her Master around her throat there was a tightening noose. Brief panic attack especially when you know that someone once did try to strangle her. She got over it quickly with some loving attention.

I have to ride a line line with the tightness of her collar. Too loose and its just a necklace. Too tight and she begins to panic. There are 3 levels of tightness we both can handle. Level 1 is just touching the inside of her neck. Its nice and all but not really all that great. Level 2 is where we are tonite. Definitly collared, nice and snug around the neck. The collar usually rides along the middle of her throat on its own. Level 3, tight into her neck. Actually reduces her breathing ability slightly. She becomes extremely submissive at that point. I never lock the collar at that level for safety sake.

At least she has been able to read more Foglio stuff I've dug out. :)
 
the jerk who strangled me did so with such sadism that he nearly killed me, so I'm skittish at the very least about anything tight around my neck.

I've gotten better over the years. I used to break necklaces.
 
Love,

You've let me put my hands completely around your neck. You wear my collar and wear it well. You've put your body and your trust in my hands. I shall not fail in that trust. Screw up occasionally yes, fail no.
 
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