Fun with Babelfish!

[Keroin]

Here's how it works...

Take a thread title and paste it in the "Translate a block of text" box here. Translate it into another language. (Hint: the more different the language, the better). Then copy the translation, paste it into the "Translate again" box, and translate it back into English.

I used the thread: "The right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

I translated it to Korean. I then translated the Korean text back to English. Here's the new thread title:

"Defends the arm and right of the people whom cherishes, not to infringe."

Much better.

(It's 4am, I need sleep).

Try it, it's fun!

 

[WriterDom]

Used Russian

I miss the fitness threads and the fitness Doms!



I pass strings of suitability and suitability Doms!

 

[Keroin]

Used Russian

I miss the fitness threads and the fitness Doms!



I pass strings of suitability and suitability Doms!

LOL! Awesome!

(Passing strings sounds painful).

 

[Cattypuss]

Good game!!

I took "What pissed you off today?" to Korea and back and it came back looking like this -

In compliance with this what of you anger was born today?

 

[Keroin]

Good game!!

I took "What pissed you off today?" to Korea and back and it came back looking like this -

In compliance with this what of you anger was born today?

OMG, this is too fun.

I really need to get to bed, the cocks are crowing.

 

[rida]

New and improved Shameless Plug thread

via Japanese and back:


The shame not knowing which is new, is improved the thread of the plug

 

[Cattypuss]

The shame not knowing which is new, is improved the thread of the plug

That sounds oddly profound. Like something Yoda might say.

 

[WriterDom]

Last one before I go. Russian again

You can now call me the bionic single Dom

You can name now me бионическим the unique House

 

[Sir_Winston54]

My contribution for the morning:

What [are] you doing this very moment?

To Simplified Chinese and back again:

Makes this moment what are you?

 

[Leeboytoy]

I took 'What song are you jammin to right now?' to France, and came back with 'Which song are you jammin with in this moment?'

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Again, to Simplified Chinese and back:

I am now officially divorced. Please feel free to congratulate me.

becomes

My present divorces officially. Please congratulate me.

 

[sadangel]

English to French:
Stepping out of the comfort zone

French back to English:
Stepping out off the comfort zone

Okay I had to do one more...

English to Russian:
Distance Domination-Support Thread

Russian back to English:
Distance Of domination-Support Of thread

 

[WriterDom]

Russian

Sexuality changes from erectile dysfunction and non-ejaculation - a Turn-on?

Sexuality changes from capable to be straightened dysfunctions and невосклицания - Turn - on?

 

[Sayyid]

I picked Arabic because I understand it.

Distance Domination-Support Thread
المسافة بين السيطرة دعم خيط
Control the distance between the support thread

Not terrible, but the grammatical differences really show.

 

[DiscusDave]

I did....

"Which do you prefer...married or single sub?"

From English to Greek and back

"Whoever do prefer… the wedded or united submarine?"

 

[Keroin]

I did....

"Which do you prefer...married or single sub?"

From English to Greek and back

"Whoever do prefer… the wedded or united submarine?"

Gosh, that's a tough choice!

I'm going to have to go with united submarine.

LOL.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Gosh, that's a tough choice!

I'm going to have to go with united submarine.

LOL.

If they're related to United Airlines, I'd go another route.

 

[Keroin]

If they're related to United Airlines, I'd go another route.

UA gave me a nice paycheque this year, for a story. Don't be hatin', SW.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

UA gave me a nice paycheque this year, for a story. Don't be hatin', SW.

I'm not hatin', KHeroin. I've just never had a good flight experience with them in years and years and years of flying various airlines. I'd probably rate them about second worst of all the airlines I've flown, with the exception of Military Air Transport Service (MATS), which isn't really an airline - just transportation. Worst would be USAir, if they're still even in existence.

 

[the captians wench]

Again, to Simplified Chinese and back:

I am now officially divorced. Please feel free to congratulate me.

becomes

My present divorces officially. Please congratulate me.

I did this in japanese and back and got

I divorce now officially. Celebrating me be moved by freely.

 

[ZRT]

GB has the wildest thread titles:

Obama "Rope A Dope" the Republicans Again! Will They Ever Learn?
To Portuguese
To English
"of Obama; Rope a Dope" the republicans another time! They will never learn?

What movie has the hottest sex scene in a "R" rated Movie?
To German
To English
Which film the hottest sex scene in one " has; R" taxpayer film?

Brett "I'm Bigger than the Game" Favre is back.
To Dutch
To English
Brett " I' m. larger than Game" Favre are behind.

And finally...
Lit guys, i want to see some cock
To Greek
To English
Types LIT, I want to see some cock

Hunh. That one didn't come out as well as I was hoping.

 

[Keroin]

I'm not hatin', KHeroin. I've just never had a good flight experience with them in years and years and years of flying various airlines. I'd probably rate them about second worst of all the airlines I've flown, with the exception of Military Air Transport Service (MATS), which isn't really an airline - just transportation. Worst would be USAir, if they're still even in existence.

Mm, I know some Central American airlines that might win the title of worst ever. I also recall flying into Marsh Harbour, in the Bahamas for the first time and seeing all the old wrecks that had been pushed off into the swamp - didn't inspire confidence, LOL.

Worst experience for me? Korean Airlines. Traumatized for life, no lie.

I did this in japanese and back and got

I divorce now officially. Celebrating me be moved by freely.

This one is very Feng Shui.

GB has the wildest thread titles:

What movie has the hottest sex scene in a "R" rated Movie?
To German
To English
Which film the hottest sex scene in one " has; R" taxpayer film?

This one's my favourite just because I want to know where the "taxpayer" came from???

 

[ZRT]

This one's my favourite just because I want to know where the "taxpayer" came from???

Socialism strikes again, obviously.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Mm, I know some Central American airlines that might win the title of worst ever. I also recall flying into Marsh Harbour, in the Bahamas for the first time and seeing all the old wrecks that had been pushed off into the swamp - didn't inspire confidence, LOL.

Worst experience for me? Korean Airlines. Traumatized for life, no lie.

Ahhh... my only foreign airline experience was a relatively short hop on JAL in the late 60s, and since the stewardesses wore *extremely* short skirts and bent *way* over every time they served someone, I didn't notice much else about the flight. You know, the whole no-blood-to-the-upper-brain thing.

 

[Keroin]

Socialism strikes again, obviously.

*Beverage spit*

So, this one: Cover your eyes - nude pictures ahead!

China and back and...

Covers your eye - front naked picture

I'm picturing a line of eye patches with pictures of naked women on them.