FUN THEAD!

[Texan]

thanks LRD

the "steers and queers" line is OLD. kinda like the California "fruits and nuts" line. But, hey, I can take it....

and I'm not a steer.... (horny maybe)..... and I like LRD's avitar way too much to be queer.....

thanks again for the welcome LRD.....

 

[LittleRedDevil]

And thank YOU for liking my dolllie

 

[willywanker]

A blonde call 911 to report a fire. The dispatcher ask where the fire is at. "Well, it started in the kitchen but its spreading." she replied.

"No lady, where IS the fire?" again ask the dispatcher. "It is in my house, so hurry! responds the blonde.

"Lady, you don't seem to understand. We need to know where the fire is at." says the dispatcher. "Well, while you've kept me on the phone, it has spread thru the house and is coming out the windows." says the indignant blonde.

"One last time lady, how do you think we should get there?" ask the stumped dispatcher. "Duhhhhhhh" Says the blonde..........











"On the big red truck!!!!"

Bing, bah dah bing.