FUN THEAD!

[LittleRedDevil]

What is purple and tried to take over the world?
























































Alexander the Grape!

*ba dum chshhhhh*

 

[Willing and Unsure]

lol

cute... real cute

i'll share that one with my best bud tomorrow

 

[MinkSoul]

how do you top a car?























































Tep on the break .....tupid


*ba dum chshhhhh*

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Okay, I know I'm going to probably offend someone with this one, but*I am a natural blond so I can tell it*



What goes varooom, screech, varoom, screech, varoom, screech?




















































A blond going through a blinking red light

*ba dum chshhhhh*

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

LOL

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Come on! There has to be SOMEONE out there with a good(bad) joke. I'm running out of them.

 

[MinkSoul]

how can yoiu tell there's an elephant under your desk?






















































you can smell the peanuts on his breath...

*ba dum chshhhhh*

 

[LittleRedDevil]

ROFLMAO

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Speaking of elephants, how can you tell when an elephant is having its period?









































Your matress is gone, and there is a quater on your nightstand.

ba dum chshhhhhh

 

[MinkSoul]

ROTFLMAO.....eeeewwwwww....

 

[LittleRedDevil]

I know, I'm sorry.

 

[Weird Harold]

How do you get five elephants in a VW Bug?





























Two in front, two in back, and one in the glove box.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

You forgot the ba dum chshhhh

 

[Weird Harold]

You forgot the ba dum chshhhh

the kidds in grade school with me, when I learned that joke, weren't into rim-shots

 

[pleasteasme]

joke

Back to the elephants

What do elephants use for tampons??



























SHEEP!!!!!

 

[Kymberley]

This is from my four year old niece...

What's invisible and smells like carrots?






























Bunny Farts!

 

[batter]

i got one for ya!

What is pink and scrapes the ocean floor?












Moby's dick!

 

[LittleRedDevil]

OMG! Moby's Dick!

 

[scylis]

you DO know that you forgot the "R" in "THREAD", don't you? or is a thead better than a thread for fun?

 

[gleam]

What's the difference between a trombone and a toilet?














































So YOU'RE the one!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[gleam]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?




















































A stick!

<baaa dum chssssh!!>
<forgot that last time >

 

[Texan]

this joke may be long

but it's still stupid


A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he can manage, he
takes himself to the doctor. "How bad is it doc?" he says. "I'm going on
my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way."
The doctor tells him, I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal
and keep it straight. But it should be okay by next week." Then he takes
four tongue depressors, forms a neat little 4-sided bandage, and wires it
all together.
The guy mentions none of this to his girl. They get married and go on their
honeymoon.
On their wedding night she shyly opens her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set
of breasts.
She says, "You're the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."
Proudly, the guy drops his pants and says, "Look at this, it's still in the
CRATE

 

[LittleRedDevil]

STILL IN THE CRATE!!!!

OMG! That one is great!

Oh yeah, I'm LRD, by the way, welcome aboard you sexy Texan you!

 

[scylis]

they say that only two things come out of Texas: steers and queers... which are you, boy?!?





*LMAO*
sorry.. couldn't resist!!!

 

[LittleRedDevil]

they say that only two things come out of Texas: steers and queers... which are you, boy?!?





*LMAO*
sorry.. couldn't resist!!!

Is that from Full Metal Jacket? or something else? Cuz it sounds really familar.