Fun Flirting

[BubblyBookworm]

Use a cheesy come-on line to flirt with the LIT Poster above you.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Use a cheesy come-on line to flirt with the LIT Poster above you.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

I must have died and gone to heaven, because you look like an angel.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

I must have died and gone to heaven, because you look like an angel.

If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

 

[asianmom42]

Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

The only way your clothes would look better than on you is if they were on the floor.........

 

[BubblyBookworm]

The only way your clothes would look better than on you is if they were on the floor.........

My love for you is like dividing by zero...it cannot be defined.

 

[jerryb1966]

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world baby

 

[BubblyBookworm]

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world baby

You're sweeter than 3.14

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Are you from Tennessee??? Because you're the only Ten I See!!

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

You're so hot, you denature my proteins.

 

[Deacon_Voss]

You're so hot, you denature my proteins.

Well yeah, but that one's true

Yuk yuk yuk

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Well yeah, but that one's true

Yuk yuk yuk

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

 

[fullservice65]

Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?

Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you

 

[fullservice65]

Are you hungry? Because I'm CRAVING you!

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Are you hungry? Because I'm CRAVING you!

Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams

 

[fullservice65]

You're making me like steel ... Hard.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

You're making me like steel ... Hard.

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u.

Were your parents beavers? Cuz DAM.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Were your parents beavers? Cuz DAM.

Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.

 

[jmarx20102012]

Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you’re the bomb.

Full disclosure...I resemble the unabomber.